Afternoon Crumbs
The Orange County version of Dan is doing it with the Upper East Side version of Summer. I guess Adam Brody and Leighton Meester want to keep it in The CW family – Lainey Gossip
Natalie Portman drives a huge ass Mercedes hybrid, but shouldn’t she be driving a bike made out of recycled wood and flowers? – Hollywood Tuna
Like Kim Kardashian suffers from stress. It was just her baby trying to claw out of her stomach and run for dear life – Celebitchy
Chris Pratt is playing Star-Lord in the Guardians of the Galaxy movie and I’m not completely fluent in nerd, but I’m pretty sure that’s a big deal (?) – The Superficial
Why aren’t David Beckham’s panties white? H&M missed a fapportunity – Towleroad
VS. Magazine took a picture of Kate Bosworth at the exact moment she realized she’s not sexing on ASkars anymore – Drunken Stepfather
Charlize Theron is sort of fighting the hot with that fauxhawk, but her hotness is still winning – Popoholic
Russell Brand doesn’t know if John Mayer is a bigger slut whore than him – ICYDK
Brandi Glanville continues to be a shameless fame whore by leaking a private picture of LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian’s first time together – The Berry
BREAKING NEWS: Pimp Mama Kris is crazy – IDLYITW
Fergie is looking a little preggolicious – I’m Not Obsessed
I knew you were trouble when you walked into the library – Videogum
Nothing will hug your heart like a video of Babe in a wheelchair – OMG Blog
Why is Ginnifer Goodwin dressed like school boy from Whoville? – Just Jared
Mann Coulter is flirting with Obama again – Jezebel
Norwood Young’s hair is laid like a bouquet of dandelions on my grave – Crunk + Disorderly
KISS! KISS! KISS HIS FEET! KISS ANYTHING! – Popsugar
Bitch lost that bet on purpose – Celebslam
Simon Lebon looks like he’s about to tie you to the train tracks and cackle as you meet your demise, but I still would – Cityrag
Richard Simmons got himself a beard – SOW