So I Guess Nicole Kidman Is Jealous Of Naomi Watts Now

February 5, 2013 / Posted by:

Here’s Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts looking like the grown up and more plastic version of the Big Sister Little Sister dolls at Producers Guild Awards over a week ago and they look friendly-ish to me. But apparently, a source tells the NYDN that shit isn’t all that friendly between Nicole and Naomi. Nicole is jealous of Naomi for getting an Oscar nomination for The Impossible. And I’m also jealous of Naomi, because if Nicole didn’t Botox her pits, she could’ve left a sweat stream on Naomi’s shoulder while that picture was taken.

The source says that 60 Minutes is doing a segment on Naomi’s performance in The Impossible and they asked her main homegirl Nicole Kidman to sit down and say nice things about her for 5 minutes. Nicole, apparently, let a bitch know that she’d rather move her forehead again than help Naomi’s Oscar campaign. The source said:

“She declined. Clearly she’s not inclined to help her friend because she’s jealous she’s not in this year’s Oscar’s spotlight. It was a ‘no’ right off the bat [for Nicole.] She could have made time if it was a priority.”

A different source says that Nicole told the producers that she was way too busy for the interview.

This story is phonier than the answer Nicole Kidman gave when she was asked if she still uses Botox. Why would Amazon Nicole ever be jealous of Midget Naomi? Sure Naomi gets the honor of losing to Jennifer Lawrence or Jessica Chastain at the Oscars, but did Naomi ever get the chance to fake piss on Zac Efron’s stomach in front of cameras? AND get paid for it? No.

Naomi gets to write “Oscar nominee” on her resume, but Nicole gets to write “Oscar WINNER” and “Zac Efron’s golden shower partner.” She has already won. Besides, Nicole is getting her marble face sanded, buffed and polished that day and that’s way more important than sitting down with 60 Minutes.

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