So I Guess Nicole Kidman Is Jealous Of Naomi Watts Now
Here's Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts looking like the grown up and more plastic version of the Big Sister Little Sister dolls at Producers Guild Awards over a week ago and they look friendly-ish to me. But apparently, a source tells the NYDN that shit isn't all that friendly between Nicole and Naomi. Nicole is jealous of Naomi for getting an Oscar nomination for The Impossible. And I'm also jealous of Naomi, because if Nicole didn't Botox her pits, she could've left a sweat stream on Naomi's shoulder while that picture was taken.
The source says that 60 Minutes is doing a segment on Naomi's performance in The Impossible and they asked her main homegirl Nicole Kidman to sit down and say nice things about her for 5 minutes. Nicole, apparently, let a bitch know that she'd rather move her forehead again than help Naomi's Oscar campaign. The source said:
"She declined. Clearly she’s not inclined to help her friend because she’s jealous she’s not in this year’s Oscar’s spotlight. It was a ‘no’ right off the bat [for Nicole.] She could have made time if it was a priority."
A different source says that Nicole told the producers that she was way too busy for the interview.
This story is phonier than the answer Nicole Kidman gave when she was asked if she still uses Botox. Why would Amazon Nicole ever be jealous of Midget Naomi? Sure Naomi gets the honor of losing to Jennifer Lawrence or Jessica Chastain at the Oscars, but did Naomi ever get the chance to fake piss on Zac Efron's stomach in front of cameras? AND get paid for it? No.
Naomi gets to write "Oscar nominee" on her resume, but Nicole gets to write "Oscar WINNER" and "Zac Efron's golden shower partner." She has already won. Besides, Nicole is getting her marble face sanded, buffed and polished that day and that's way more important than sitting down with 60 Minutes.
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lol naomi's best movie is the upcoming princess diana movie and that WIG she wears deserves an oscar.
up to now the best naomi movie was muholland drive, where she rubbed her lady shrub.
Women being pitted against each other so that the world can write them off as catfighting bitches?
Patriarchal business as usual.
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I can't get over the height difference when they're together! Naomi is soooooo tiny! lol
And this story sounds made up.
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@cricket - bitch please, she won that shit pretty fair and square, she is great in The Hours and they'd passed her up the year before for an even better performance in Moulin Rouge....not to mention The Others which came out the same year as The Hours and is fucking awesome.
Nicole Kidman is a ferral pisser. I hoasted a function for her years ago when she was in some movie with Sean Penn. she said to me " Wheres my old man? I bet he's gone out for a ciggie!"
Her sister and mum were delightful.
cricket- 'can BigFoot move his face,cause if not Nicole would be the perfect choice to play him in a movie.'
LOL! I wish she'd do a tell-all book, I'd buy five copies of that!
Nicole's a bitch. She knows she only got her Oscar because everyone felt sorry for her because Tom Cruise wised up and dumped her ass. Naomi is nominated because she turned in a great performance.If she wins it won't be a pity Oscar. The fact that she won't do this just shows how small and petty she really is in spite of being a six foot Amazon with size eleven feet. Can BigFoot move his face,cause if not Nicole would be the perfect choice to play him in a movie.
Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 5:32pm.
I agree. Looks like L'wren Scott...gorgeous.
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Bossy..Nic was in Gellhorn and Hemingway. HBO. Worth seeing. The Paperboy was one of the best films I've seen all year. I like a David Lynch twist and was forewarned that it wasn't a light film. The director doesn't care if you like the cast or not, and pushes audience tolerance, violence and comfort zones. She was outstanding in this film, which was ignored mostly by the press and Academy. She's working steadily again. That's all I've got. JMO.. A fake girl fight will get Naomi more press than a 15 minute interview with People Magazine singing Naomi's praise.
Both of these women are very press/ pr machine savvy...and can't be pushed around any more.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
How tall is Naomi, 4 feet?
That dress on Nic is hella fab.
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Was Nicole Kidman in anything this year? I'm serious.
I LOVE Naomi.
That's all.
Naomi and Nicole have been friends since they were 14 years old. Miz Cynical, right? Naomi knows some dish.
I am sure they are fine too, but it would have been nice of Nicole.
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What bullshit, most people would consider showing up to an awards show and posing for pictures at every event supporting a friend. These two have been friends for 20 years I doubt Nicole is jealous she has already won an oscar and been nominated at least 3 other times
Nicole is probably sick and tired of the Oscar bullshit game? Or maybe she is too busy taping her forehead up?
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 4:03pm.
Give the best actress/supporting actress to Quvenzhane Wallis and Sally Field.
YES to both.
They should star in the remake of What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?!
Let's just end this Oscar bullshit already and be DONE with it. Give the best actress/supporting actress to Quvenzhane Wallis and Sally Field.
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This is manufactured drama. The press loves a girl-feud and never wastes a chance to create one.
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Nic really is an Amazon, I bet Keith Urban is taller than I had thought. Of course he never stands up straight, so who knows?
OneLiner, I agree, sleeping with Liev is something to be jealous of! Also, Naomi has a normal family life with her kids, while Nic's older kids have been poisoned against her by the evil COS.
Luci... Your cutting sardonic wit...
All she had to do was find her white passport and iPad::::: bwhahaha
I needed that.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by HollyG on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 3:20pm.
Except the real family is Hispanic I believe. They changed it to a white family because, like, everyone can totally relate to white people better! Good idea there Hollywood. *rolls eyes*
Ah yes - white, the default for "human being" and the only demographic whose problems are worth sympathising with <3 To hell with the hundreds of thousands of local people from surrounding countries who lost their lives and families and whole livelihoods. I want to hear how pretty white lady clung courageously to a banana tree and cried tears of pain whilst searching for her iPad and her rich white passport amongst the inconveniently floating bodies of the dead natives. :(
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 2:59pm.
Pretty much. Except the real family is Hispanic I believe. They changed it to a white family because, like, everyone can totally relate to white people better! Good idea there Hollywood. *rolls eyes*
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I couldnt post this on the Beyonce post because the video kept covering up my comment space, so I'll post it here--
I love you MK and I enjoy dlisted, but I am BEYOND sick of the Beyawnsay posts. Whats next, a live feed of her taking a crap? Its been Bee this and Bee that for days. Its making me almost wish Brit would go off her meds just so I could hear about someone else.
As for Nicole and her girlfriend? Yawn and yawn, wish I had their "problems." I'm yawning a lot on dlisted today.
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
I think this is all made up "a source" can not be trusted
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MK... You know THe Paper Boy was a great twisted soon to be a Dlist cult favorite. Nicole moved her forehead and then some in that film. Macy Gracy, T-Rex ... The casting itself was brilliant. Nicole totally redeemed herself in that film.
She weed on Zach like a pro. All Naomi had to do was swim for a few hours..and not drown in a Tsunami. Easy peezy. I can't see the shade. In fact I heard Naomi volunteered to be Nicole's wee stand in and offered to pee on John Cuscack too. Nicole volunteered to lock Liev in a closet and lose the key. It's what besties do....
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It's driving me crazy because I cat put my finger on who but Nicole Kidman looks like a dude.
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I want to say Bob McGrath from the original Sesame Street. Am I crazy?
http://www.palisadesvirtuosi.org/Bob%20M.jpg
FOR ALL I KNOW THEY'VE BEEN LOVERS SINCE HIGH SCHOOL....
I think these two are both Besties AND Frenemies.
Team Naomi!
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nicole really does look like grace kelly
why is nicole jealous? Naomi goes to bed w/ Liev schreiber every night...nuff said
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Look at the difference in their faces, and they're around the same age! Naomi looks refreshed, Nicole looks like a very well-preserved stiff.
Geeezuz, Nicole looks like a trailer tent pole here
You are so right. I never really feel sorry for people who already have one. I really wanted Meryl to win last year though because after 20 years and 14 or whatever losses in a row, she deserved it. She should have won for "Out of Africa" ages ago.
oh my! Who is that Redwood scaling Sasquatch?!?!?!?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
What is that Impossible shit about anyway? The "courageous" story of a rich white family whose vacation was ruined by the Boxing Day tsunami?
Not buying it. I think those two are fine. However, I would love to be a fly on the wall during their BFF conversations. How many secrets do you think Naomi knows about Tom & Nicole's marriage?