Night Crumbs
Jennifer Aniston wore a beret on the set of her new movie and I hope this isn’t giving the evil doers of Hollywood any ideas, because the last thing we need is to see this ho as Bonnie Parker – Lainey Gossip
I’ve never noticed this before and I’ve seen at least 56,789 pictures of Kelly Brook in a bikini, but she sort of looks like the secret love child of Jennifer Garner and Sofia Vergara. And I never thought I’d ever type the words “love child of Jennifer Garner and Sofia Vergara,” so congratulations to me – Hollywood Tuna
And then Anne Hathaway hiked up her cocktail dress, climbed onto that statue pedestal and started humping that giant Oscar until security had to drag her away kicking and crying – Celebitchy
“I’m so surprised” said no one after hearing that somebody called Frank Ocean a “faggot” during his parking lot brawl with Chris Brown – Towleroad
How Brandi Glanville found out that Eddie Cibrian was cheating on her with a luck dragon – The Superficial
Mind Blower of the Day: RiRi does another photo shoot with Terry Richardson and manages to keep her top on – Drunken Stepfather
“The coke stains on that Birkin are authentic, so you should give me more for that!” – Lindsay Lohan while trying to sell stuff at a pawn shop to pay Shawn Holley’s bill – ICYDK
I guess when Judy’s closed, they gave their entire back stock to the Cyrus family – Popoholic
North Korea’s #1 enemy is Tyra Banks, because they’re mad that she’s almost crazier than they are – OMG Blog
Lindsey Vonn crashed hard today – IDLYITW
I’m gayer than three unicorns playing Barbies under a rainbow and I still WOULD with the In-N-Out heiress just so I can get free Double Doubles – Jezebel
Pink embraces her butchness – Just Jared
Scroll down to picture number 3 to see the Spice Girls SANS Posh – The Berry
Thinking of Beyonce riding on Jay-Z’s camel dick makes me feel the same way Michelle Williams felt when they turned down her mic at the Super Bowl – Crunk + Disorderly
Cameron Diaz and her life coach go on a fancy helicopter ride. You know, GOOP needs a life coach of her own, because maybe that life coach will tell her those hideous boots are not a good idea – Popsugar
Shauna Sand is the Empress of Cork today – Moe Jackson
Reading about Coco Brown going to space is making me want to see a zero gravity cum shot – The Frisky
Hayden Pantyairs looks good….and then my eyes landed on the shoes – Hollywood Rag
Kristen Wiig will be in Anchorman 2 – Cityrag
GQ did everyone wrong by putting clothes on Idris Elba. He can leave the hat on, though – I’m Not Obsessed