Night Crumbs
Jennifer Aniston wore a beret on the set of her new movie and I hope this isn't giving the evil doers of Hollywood any ideas, because the last thing we need is to see this ho as Bonnie Parker - Lainey Gossip
I've never noticed this before and I've seen at least 56,789 pictures of Kelly Brook in a bikini, but she sort of looks like the secret love child of Jennifer Garner and Sofia Vergara. And I never thought I'd ever type the words "love child of Jennifer Garner and Sofia Vergara," so congratulations to me - Hollywood Tuna
And then Anne Hathaway hiked up her cocktail dress, climbed onto that statue pedestal and started humping that giant Oscar until security had to drag her away kicking and crying - Celebitchy
"I'm so surprised" said no one after hearing that somebody called Frank Ocean a "faggot" during his parking lot brawl with Chris Brown - Towleroad
How Brandi Glanville found out that Eddie Cibrian was cheating on her with a luck dragon - The Superficial
Mind Blower of the Day: RiRi does another photo shoot with Terry Richardson and manages to keep her top on - Drunken Stepfather
"The coke stains on that Birkin are authentic, so you should give me more for that!" - Lindsay Lohan while trying to sell stuff at a pawn shop to pay Shawn Holley's bill - ICYDK
I guess when Judy's closed, they gave their entire back stock to the Cyrus family - Popoholic
North Korea's #1 enemy is Tyra Banks, because they're mad that she's almost crazier than they are - OMG Blog
Lindsey Vonn crashed hard today - IDLYITW
I'm gayer than three unicorns playing Barbies under a rainbow and I still WOULD with the In-N-Out heiress just so I can get free Double Doubles - Jezebel
Pink embraces her butchness - Just Jared
Scroll down to picture number 3 to see the Spice Girls SANS Posh - The Berry
Thinking of Beyonce riding on Jay-Z's camel dick makes me feel the same way Michelle Williams felt when they turned down her mic at the Super Bowl - Crunk + Disorderly
Cameron Diaz and her life coach go on a fancy helicopter ride. You know, GOOP needs a life coach of her own, because maybe that life coach will tell her those hideous boots are not a good idea - Popsugar
Shauna Sand is the Empress of Cork today - Moe Jackson
Reading about Coco Brown going to space is making me want to see a zero gravity cum shot - The Frisky
Hayden Pantyairs looks good....and then my eyes landed on the shoes - Hollywood Rag
Kristen Wiig will be in Anchorman 2 - Cityrag
GQ did everyone wrong by putting clothes on Idris Elba. He can leave the hat on, though - I'm Not Obsessed
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haha Withy! Yes, Gene Kelly. I agree.
Almost didn't recognize her. Her nose looks different.
Your sexiness is incurable, Idris, so shut the fuck up and deal with it.
Hey, he can't help it if he never has a 40 degree day.
‘The irony is I wake up every morning, look at myself in the mirror and think, “Woah, I look like a piece of s***”,’ said [Idris Elba]. ‘You watch yourself age and it’s hard to feel like a sex symbol.’
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Your sexiness is incurable, Idris, so shut the fuck up and deal with it.
How in the HELL does Jen Manniston continue to get movie roles??
Bouncy needs to have her mouth stapled shut. She's the embodiment of Abe Lincoln's proverb: "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
I wonder if she has to put a bag on her head when fucking Jay-Z, just so she doesn't have to look at him.
Idris Elba = total hotness AND talent, so I'm happy.
Now I'm imagining zero-gravity space porn. It will happen eventually, mark my words.
Riri needs to just go away for at least six months. Yeah, people might forget about her during that time, but which is worse: having people forget about you because you took a break, or having people tune you out because you're so oversaturated?
Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 6:30pm.
Yikes, you're right. Having your looks compared to any politician's is not complimentary!
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 6:36pm.
Well, she paid someone to write it, so paying them to write ABOUT it makes sense.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
“I’ve been preparing for five months for this moment. I’m happy I’ll have my husband there with me – it’s every woman’s dream to feel this way about her husband. I’ve been preparing for five months for this moment,” she added.
Girl, shut yo ass up.
I find P!nk annoying. All this "I'm a rock star" bullshit - no, you're not. You were manufactured in a lab like Lana Del Ray, Katy Perry, Caca and others. I bet no one can remember her first record, when she was trying to be a rapper and then flopped; and suddenly a year or two later she re-appeared with a newer, more sellable image. Fuck off.
Daniee, ikr? Brando did that outfit better. Or maybe Gene Kelly? lol
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(((Baconslut))), I'm so sorry to hear that. My condolences! :(
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BaconSlut -((((hugs)))
LOVE Idris Elba, but those clothes DO NOT work. They would only look good on a sickly, scrawny dude with an ironic moustache.
For free In-N-Out animal-style Double Doubles, I'd consider doing the heiress... ;p
Pink does butch right >> Chipmunk Cyrus not.
Jennifer Saunders = funny spice
That's some sexay Idris!
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Aniston? Nice hair. Shame about the face.
Haha at Puente Hills Mallrat! She probably races at Speed Zone after that, followed by a night at The Hop...crazy Chola.
CeeCee - just cover the Cosmos with a gay men's mag. Not sure of the names because I don't read them. Lol. Miley is a twat. Ugly too.
Fucking Miley Cyrus! I just got an email from my boss (I'm a magazine merchandiser) that Miley tweeted to her fans to take all her Cosmos and put them over all the other magazines in the stores. My boss just sent me a bunch of pics. I have five stores! I'm responsible for deciding what magazines to stock but I know I can't give up Cosmo so I've got a fucking mess to clean up! Damn her. Tomorrow is my day off.
I like Pink. I can’t hate on Pink. She might be rough or butch, but I like her. She seems less bullshit and stable than a lot of celebrities. I also love that she turned Prince William down to appear at his birthday because she found out he hunted animals.
http://www.posh24.com/pink/pink_turned_down_prince_william
Posh is filed under “P” in my filing cabinet, for People I couldn’t give fuckall about, but even I can’t throw shade at her for not attending a Spice Girls reunion, just because they can’t stop milking a 16 year old career’s dried up teat doesn’t mean she can’t.
At first when I read Coco Brown I thought Michael K was making fun of FistB, anyway I’ve not seen any of Coco Brown’s work, but she looks rough for 34. Maybe she can do the first DP and blow job in space.
Also Frank Ocean has a shitty entourage if they stood by long enough after the first punch Chris threw to allow Chris’s friend to try and kick him. And OF COURSE someone was gonna throw in “faggot” do you think a Down Low fag and his posse would resort to anything less? I still SAY they were both in on this shit for publicity.
Also Bouncey, don’t lie to us, we all know you ain’t fucking on Gay-Z’s ugly ass.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by Trixster on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 7:58pm.
True, except she could buy the entire mall.
Everything about that In N Out heiress from her name (Lynsi) to her eyebrow sitch to her bad chola blonde dye job just screams Puente Hills Mallrat to me.
Tigerlilly -- you are totally right about the hair & bod vs. face on Aniston.
BaconSlut -- OMG, I didn't know about Papa Bacon. So sorry to hear that! *hugs*
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
i'm seeing christina applegate here.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
That In-N-Out heiress is a total mess. She's 30, been married 3X already, and races cars for real. Everyone in her life has been killed in some odd way.
Why the hell is Beyonce talking about her sex life when she and Jay barely talk about each other? Is she desperate for even more attention?
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
Anistone is making another movie? So another one for the toilet bowl!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Bacconie... I have something for you. I'll post it tomorrow - op. Get some sleep. Hug your Mother.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Beyonce candidly admitted that she likes to bounce up and down on husband Jay-Z‘s built in pogo stick to calm her nerves. “When I get nervous or I don’t have everything together I like to make love to my husband,” she said.
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The overcompensating statements mean they haven't porked in 2.5 years.
Jenny Aniston needs to take a step back from the fillers. Her face is starting to look fat (like mine).
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 7:19pm.
I know that many of you think BCoope looks like an emu, but in that Celebitchy Oscar Luncheon pic he is totally giving me Lady Elaine Fairchilde fever.
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/lady%20elaine%20fairchilde
Don't tell me you don't see it!
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LMAO! He is bringing it hard!!!!!!!!
The ONLY interesting tidbit from the Brandi Blandville squib would be if we got the response to her question to Dean Sherbet!
WHAT DID HE SAY???
I know that many of you think BCoope looks like an emu, but in that Celebitchy Oscar Luncheon pic he is totally giving me Lady Elaine Fairchilde fever.
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/lady%20elaine%20fairchilde
Don't tell me you don't see it!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 7:06pm.
Tigerlilly -- word! More like Jen needs a paper bag instead of a beret, right?
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Bitch got a slammin' bod and great hair, but her face is NOT her best feature. Nope. And at her age, face ain't never gonna happen for her. She just needs to show off her bod and hair and hang out with Tori Spelling. That way, her face is not only not highlighted but looks good in comparison.
*que the "The More You Know" music*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
@Bat
PapaBacon passed in his sleep on Sunday. Still a bit numb, as are many.
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Still not convinced that's not Christina Applegate rocking the beret.
Tigerlilly -- word! More like Jen needs a paper bag instead of a beret, right?
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Baconnie.. What's going on? You OK?
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Wishes of a speedy and healthy recovery to local hor, Lindsey Vonn.
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Wow. I really like P!nk's album to Carey. I guess we know how he chose!
To much sexy times information to people you don't know... :::Bey... That's one of the first tells of an impending divorce.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Jen needs to stay away from anything that draws attention to her face.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Wow. Bey really is a pathological liar.
Sarah Smile
Thanks, Beyonce, for letting us know your lacefront worked overtime to stay on while you humped a camel before your lame ass half time show.
There is no way in hell Chiniston could ever look as beautiful as Faye Dunaway did in "Bonnie & Clyde." It was on TCM the other night; she was so gorgeous. Jennifer is anything but. All the makeup, all the camera work, all the photoshop in the world couldn't make her look anything like Faye did in that movie.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Is Brandi paying people to write about her book? I mean who really gives a fuck?
And I have no comment on that hat. None.
I feel really bad for Lindsey Vonn. Is this what happens when you....mess around with Tiger Woods?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?>?!!??!?!??!
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Hayden is perpetually tan, jees! Maybe a bit much for February but whatever floats her boat.
I thought Blohan owed her ex-attorney 300,000. No surprise her attorney's firm would half that. I bet by the end of the month it's less than 50,000 and "Get lost forever, we're never representing you again."
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I'll take Jennifer Saunders over Posh any day of the week. And Aniston is about two decades too old to play Bonnie Parker.
Shauna Sand, she's so edgy, changing her hoe shoes from plastic to the....more eco friendly cork.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Jenifer Aniston looks like Hilary Clinton here. And although I like Hilary that is not a compliment in this case (Has anyone noticed how much Hilary has aged in the last 4 years? Yikes! Hard work I guess.).