Beyonce's Publicist Wishes These Hot Pictures Didn't Exist
Beyonce keeps a Beyonce library of all things Beyonce, but I guess these pictures don't have a place there.
After BEYONCE: THE CONCERT (with special guests Kelly Rowland, that other one and some football players) on Sunday night, Buzzfeed did a post on what they thought were the "33 Fiercest Moments" from her show and that post included 7 priceless pictures of her getting into it. Beyonce's publicist Yvette Noel-Schure didn't like any of those pictures and after a phone call with Buzzfeed, sent this email:
Thanks for my taking call. As discussed, there are some unflattering photos on your current feed that we are respectfully asking you to change. I am certain you will be able to find some better photos.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/the-fiercest-moments-from-beyonces-halftime-show
The worst are #5, 6, 10, 11, 12, 19 and 22.
Thank you very much.
Yvette forgot to add: "PS - If you don't, the Illuminati is coming for you!"
These aren't even unflattering to me. These are the best! I don't know which one I like more: the "giving birth in a wind tunnel as a robber is sticking her up" move (see: above) or the "riding a hog while inhaling dirty ass" move or the "GODDAMN! I said just the tip" move?
Team Beyonce wants to drop these pictures off the side of the planet, but I want to print them all out and wallpaper every wall of every building with them. I should ask the forgotten children of Destiny to help me. It's not like they're doing anything.
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I'm often really bad at determining whether a celeb had any kind of surgery, and as usual, I am having a hard time deciding if she recently went under the knife or if her facial expressions are just working against her. If she did have an operation, it looks like she's going for a "whiter" look. Interesting, because what was that commercial she did recently where she lists all the nationalities/races in her background? Some kind of makeup commercial I think... anyway, one of them was "French" and it was like bitch, PLEASE!
She should watch out because racial insecurity + plastic surgery = MJ.
Dear god is she starting to look like her dad.....
Her smile lines need filled in. she's really starting to look old.
Really, Bey? Who does she think she is to have this kind of power over the media, fuckin Kim Jong Un or somethin'?
If you're going to warble in a mic while jiggling your near-naked butt, you have to expect to be under scrutiny. Wear a long dress next time hun...
That new nose is horrendous. :( If she painted her face green and put on a black pointy hat, she'd look like the witch in The Wizard of Oz.
Submitted by Craigypants on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 4:11am.
No offence honey but........There really is one born every minute.
Hahahahahaha!
I've always said beyonce is a physically awkward squatty chick; looks like everyone finally caught up to me...
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Wait..is that an adam's apple? Or a goitre? What's up with her neck?
She looks like she's growing a second head
Submitted by ItsBritneyBitches on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 3:51am.
Guys, Beyonce is such a greedy bitch it's unbelievable. So I was trying to get a ticket - today at 9 was the beginning of presale for a couple of cities.
The website had so much traffic you couldn't even access it.
Then I was able to access it and wanted a regular ticket, but of course I only got row 3 instead of 1, because rows 1 and 2 were already sold out - at 6 minutes past 9.
Bitch has offers for a $1,300 VIP Mastercard package and you don't even get a M&G! (You do get access to the Bey Stage, which she had in 09 as well but back then you didn't have to pay shitloads of money for it, it was first come first serve)
Then she offers $35 for early admission. Plus ticket price obviously.
A $715 package doesn't even include the ticket! Get this!
What a money hungry bitch!
No offence honey but...............
There really is one born every minute.
She looks exactly what she is and we all know what that is.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
THANKS FOR THE FUCKING BLACKOUT YOU UNTALENTED BIGASS BITCH
Because she is just worth so much
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Guys, Beyonce is such a greedy bitch it's unbelievable. So I was trying to get a ticket - today at 9 was the beginning of presale for a couple of cities.
The website had so much traffic you couldn't even access it.
Then I was able to access it and wanted a regular ticket, but of course I only got row 3 instead of 1, because rows 1 and 2 were already sold out - at 6 minutes past 9.
Bitch has offers for a $1,300 VIP Mastercard package and you don't even get a M&G! (You do get access to the Bey Stage, which she had in 09 as well but back then you didn't have to pay shitloads of money for it, it was first come first serve)
Then she offers $35 for early admission. Plus ticket price obviously.
A $715 package doesn't even include the ticket! Get this!
What a money hungry bitch!
Beyonce has always been about the weave and fake hair. Underneath that, she is pretty average.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 11:13pm.
Luc.. You are so cheeky... If I'm using that correctly. You just make me laugh so hard.
Haha, you are and I am. <3
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 11:21pm.
I agree with you. People would be surprised at the fucked up faces they make in every day conversations - but they don't have to see that shit because they're not being photographed frame by frame.
Having said that, no one would have noticed this shit if the publicist hadn't drawn attention to the pictures. I certainly didn't notice any of these fucked up expressions while I was watching the video.
I have a sudden urge to upload equally fierce pictures of her I took at one of her 2009 concerts lol.
She's making FUG Miley Cyrus faces. The first pic looks like a man. The rest look like she's in pain.
I'm so over this whore. Can she not handle being absolutely perfect for just one second? If she would laugh at things like this I probably could stand her a little more. It would at least prove she's not a robot and she doesn't take herself too seriously.
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, I AM!!!
"giving birth in a wind tunnel..." "riding a hog while inhaling..." - Priceless! :)
You'd think that female performers would, somehow, mellow and calm down after giving birth/ becoming mothers, and put a stop to this mockery behavior. Still, Madonna, J-lo and Beyonce just refuse to let their crotches be put to rest. Seriously, I don’t know where they all get the energy from…
If you consider yourself a performer, you understand that of course there'll be times when you don't look glam and pretty. I think Bey is running into trouble bc she wants to be a performer but also a beauty icon and a capital C Celebrity. You just can't have it all ways!
And I totally agree that her latest nose job is veering into Paris Hilton territory. What a shame...
OK. Say she was 19 give or take when 'Say my name ' came out... She was not any younger than that.. She is 29 in 2009. Im guessing she is 34 or 35 at the youngest.
HOw old is Kelky Rowland's just out if curiosity?
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Lmao! That publicist is just doing her job. The hideousness of thumb 3 is cracking me up.
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Submitted by miz cynical on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 11:23pm.
Vega- speaking of Kelly Rowland, wasn't there a rumor a few years ago that one of the members of Destiny's Child was a love child of some affair that Beyonce's dad? Like, she was only in the group to keep the baby mama quiet? Does anyone else remember this story?
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YES!!! I believed it then and believe it now.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
It's nice for them to point out the worst ones.
Are we done with B and the super bowl yet? She and her team are still fapping themselves over all the attention.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
There is absolutley no way this bitch is 31!
lol I just read all of the comments, and there are some gems in there!
Oh, and I just remembered that she didn't even sing for real.
I didn't read the articles about her excuses but don't care, since I don't watch these things on TV anyway.
Hope she goes away soon.
@ VOB....exactly..Uno says hello:)
ubmitted by illuminaupolis on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 9:42pm.
This is way off topic, but does anyone agree that Dolly Parton is a great songwriter? Seriously, the living doll Dolly writes songs that make me weep.
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Dolly is a deserved legend, she's everything county music isn't these days, the real deal!
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That is Exactly what I thought when I saw her on stage. She has the same beak as Hilton. That over long, hooked end witch nose. Plus her wig was way too flat on top. It made her look like she had greasy hair. Her eye makeup was too dark and made her look Sooo old, older than her mother type old. I used to think she was drop dead gorgeous and had some of the most beautiful plastic work done, but this newest transformation is shocking.
Really laughed out loud @ "GODDAMN! I Said just the tip!"
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Terrible performance. I found myself cringing through every second of it.
Damn! Her face looks like a mix of Oprah, Jay-Z and Obama (Michelle or Barack, depending on the picture)
She needs to stop making these fucking "fierce" and "strong woman" faces.
Well, she will hopefully stop after these pics, or maybe after someone else captures some more. Please do so.
I haven't laughed this hard in ages! That new nose is horrendous. Can they build a nose back up?
Submitted by illuminaupolis on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 9:42pm.
This is way off topic, but does anyone agree that Dolly Parton is a great songwriter? Seriously, the living doll Dolly writes songs that make me weep.
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Fuck yeah! I didn't know too much about Dolly when I was growing up, except that my mom loved "9 to 5" but I was too kewl for country music. I was a teen when Whitney Houston hit the charts with "I Will Always Love You." I was floored to find out that Dolly was the original songwriter and singer. After that, I kept hearing her work in various pop songs (remember that silly "Ghetto Superstar?". She's amazing.
I love how fucked up her nose has become. It's very witchy. If it's that bad, I bet she gets a few more obvious surgeries and totally ruins her average looks. I cannot wait for her to reach JeLo nobody-gives-a-shitness.
This is one of the reasons I don't watch the SB. Every year they get some mediocre dunces to do a totally ridiculous overblown show that everybody ridicules.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
This is at least her 2nd, probably her 3-4th nose job. And yes, to those who said it's pointy, I agree. It makes her look older.
Someone should tell her her new, pointy nose is melting.
Submitted by miz cynical on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 11:23pm.
Miz Cynical-I heard that too, wasn't it Kelly? I am way too lazy to look all that up.
If she represents The Enlightened, the rest of us don't have to worry.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Her newest nose and forehead lift look incredibly unfortunate and I don't feel guilty that this makes me happy.
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wtf at that nose.
Whammo.. Exactly. is she supposed to think of her hand placement at.43 into the show. Dear Beys publicist... Please GO SEE THE WHO??..and take a seat.
::::gives UNO some love and exits thread..-a aaaaagain. LOL
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 10:58pm.
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That's true of so many "musicians" today, it's not funny. But you would at least work up a little sweat for Tina, right... Say you would! ;p
I don't see what all the hooplah's about here, don't all singers make fierce faces during a performance? *shrugs*
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Vega- speaking of Kelly Rowland, wasn't there a rumor a few years ago that one of the members of Destiny's Child was a love child of some affair that Beyonce's dad? Like, she was only in the group to keep the baby mama quiet? Does anyone else remember this story?
When you perform and you're putting it all out there with honesty and real uncalculated feeling you make all sorts of weird faces and truly emote what your singing, if you're worried and are actually concentrating or care what you look like you're being a poser and the audience picks up on phony emotions.
You should be happy you're "getting lost" in your performance and that raw honesty is picked up by the audience, they aren't sitting there going "did you see that weird face she did 32 seconds into that song?" Hell no at the end they should be saying "holy shit was she ever into that, that was awesome"
I don't know JMO anyway.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 10:59pm.
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Tina = real deal smokin' hot momma!
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THESE PICTURES ARE COMEDIC GOLD!! Just what this fake ass needs. I am so glad she got that horrible nose job because it makes her face look older and it’s just god-awful.
Kelly Rowland is truly fierce. She has a song out with Ludacris called "Representin" and DAMN that is true fierceness without even trying. I just don’t understand why she has to ALWAYS go behind stupid Beyonce’s shadow when she is doing so well on her own right now, is it some contractual obligation thing because if I was her I’d be like f-that.
And I totally circulated these pictures around!
Waves at TR and Wowlie.. You sexy beasts...::: exits thread. ;)
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Luc.. You are so cheeky... If I'm using that correctly. You just make me laugh so hard. ... Hehehe
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
City Barbie, a wardrobe malfunction would've been way more entertaining for sure!
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Submitted by kattitude on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 10:20pm.
God that nose. Her old one had nice contours.
Yeah, contours by Dr NARS MAC.