Beyonce's Publicist Wishes These Hot Pictures Didn't Exist
Beyonce keeps a Beyonce library of all things Beyonce, but I guess these pictures don't have a place there.
After BEYONCE: THE CONCERT (with special guests Kelly Rowland, that other one and some football players) on Sunday night, Buzzfeed did a post on what they thought were the "33 Fiercest Moments" from her show and that post included 7 priceless pictures of her getting into it. Beyonce's publicist Yvette Noel-Schure didn't like any of those pictures and after a phone call with Buzzfeed, sent this email:
Thanks for my taking call. As discussed, there are some unflattering photos on your current feed that we are respectfully asking you to change. I am certain you will be able to find some better photos.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/the-fiercest-moments-from-beyonces-halftime-show
The worst are #5, 6, 10, 11, 12, 19 and 22.
Thank you very much.
Yvette forgot to add: "PS - If you don't, the Illuminati is coming for you!"
These aren't even unflattering to me. These are the best! I don't know which one I like more: the "giving birth in a wind tunnel as a robber is sticking her up" move (see: above) or the "riding a hog while inhaling dirty ass" move or the "GODDAMN! I said just the tip" move?
Team Beyonce wants to drop these pictures off the side of the planet, but I want to print them all out and wallpaper every wall of every building with them. I should ask the forgotten children of Destiny to help me. It's not like they're doing anything.
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Submitted by ItsBritneyBitches on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 1:22pm.
lol @ Agnostic putting his answer into google translator. They at least got the 4 letter words right hahahaha.
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"How nice, to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive."
- Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five
but hold on-isnt this "QUEEN BEY?" like, isnt its a common known fact that she NEVER takes a bad photo EVAH because shes like a million times better than us plebs? anyway, i find it really surprising that her publicist would even say she had bad pics let alone request them to be taken down, control freak much? i doubt anyone even noticed, apparently everyone loved her set, no one will shut up about it.
Buzzfeed is hilarious! I think my favorite is when the guitar blew fire out her ass. WTH was she thinking. JZ needs to get control of his wife. The entire world is laughing, and hard. I truly know more about her crotch than I ever needed to know. Furthermore - nose job???? What about the football player neck implant!! I didn't even know that existed.
As with myself, Beyoncé doesn't have a "traditional" form of beauty. In all seriousness though, everyone is beautiful in their own way and the ONLY ugliness is brutality.
"giving birth in a wind tunnel as a robber is sticking her up" made me laugh so hard, I don't know how you do it, but you always paint the perfect picture. But seriously, like she would
give birth...
Her new nose looks awful she looks too angry.
She looks exactly like her mother, they even have the same nose job.
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
and here I thought Tina Turner was looking extra good...
Ditto
Submitted by chinchilla on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 8:26am.
that's the last thing Solange saw before the basement door shut.
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Beyonce looks waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay older than 31.She has a hard looking man face, nothing sexy about her in my book.....
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She used to be absolutely gorgeous. http://shanmichael.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/beyonce-2000.jpg
Being a celebrity makes you look busted at a young age. Sad.
The men I asked said the show was just a lot of pussy in your face.
lol @ Agnostic putting his answer into google translator. They at least got the 4 letter words right hahahaha.
I'm sick of hearing about Beyonce. Bye, bitch.
"This fuckery could also double as an anthem for cats in the workforce." - Michael K, 5/1/12.
I never heard the rumors of Kelly possibly being a love child of Beyonce's dad!
Now that I think about it, Kelly and Solange look more like sisters than Beyonce and Solange!!!
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what a fat, ugly whore that is! go to hell and die already, shit-head!
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I can believe she might have had one nosejob ages ago but I don't see anything more. Seriously - makeup can totally change how your nose looks - esp. on tv or in pics. J-Lo was the queen of this - her nose looks ALL sorts of different depending on what her makeup people do with it - bigger or smaller. It's one of the easiest areas of the face to contour.
those that dare laugh at Sasha Fierce are going to pay a hefty price.
"Just look at all the fucks I give!"
"Pete... I just wanted to jump on and tell you I'm really glad you're doin' okay."
"Is your name Michael Diamond?" "Naw, mine's Clarence..."
Thumb #2 is one helluva of a weave.
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
These pictures crack me up, and I especially love the 3rd picture where she looks like she's hulking out.
I can't stand watching her perform. I find her dancing to be wildly secondhand embarrassing. I noticed how bad her makeup/eyebrown/wig situation was during the original performance and took the opportunity to go clean up the dinner dishes after a few minutes.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
I used to be a Bey fan but some of her fans are crazy as hell, so I'm kinda lukewarm now, but I still think her performance was way better than seeing Madonna's rickety-crickety ass do cartwheels, wave pom poms, and pretty much rip off Kylie Minogue. That being said Kelly Rowland was FIERCE! They should have had more stage time. And why does the media give more coverage about who performs at the Superbowl than they do about the game itself?
WhatWhat? An unflattering picture of Beyonce? Is that possible? Oh, my illusions have been shattered! Shattered, I tell you!!!!!
and....sarcasm OFF
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Submitted by ItsBritneyBitches on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 3:51am.
Guys, Beyonce is such a greedy bitch it's unbelievable. So I was trying to get a ticket - today at 9 was the beginning of presale for a couple of cities.
The website had so much traffic you couldn't even access it.
Then I was able to access it and wanted a regular ticket, but of course I only got row 3 instead of 1, because rows 1 and 2 were already sold out - at 6 minutes past 9.
Bitch has offers for a $1,300 VIP Mastercard package and you don't even get a M&G! (You do get access to the Bey Stage, which she had in 09 as well but back then you didn't have to pay shitloads of money for it, it was first come first serve)
Then she offers $35 for early admission. Plus ticket price obviously.
A $715 package doesn't even include the ticket! Get this!
What a money hungry bitch!
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Liebe Puppe, warum müssen dich zu Beyonces Konzert gehen? Sie ist eine gierige Schlampe, eine hässliche Kuh und eine schreckliche Person! Sie ist totales scheiße!
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Too fucking bad, you egonmaniacal bitch. Even Madonna doesn't give a shit if bad pics of her are on the internet. Get over yourself. What a cunt.
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Case closed. She has to be on nose No. 3 by now...
I'm confused. If this is a new nose-- was it noticeable at the inauguration?
Don't nose jobs take a bit of time to heal?
What is her trip it is a live performance and she was into it, she is just too fucking vain
@what do i know
yeah I was at Britney's Circus and FF tour and the Circus one was ridiculous as well because you beasically had a sofa which security made you sit on the entire time. It was right in front of the stage (no barriers other than two security guards for each sofa) and you could technically touch her - however, the stage was so huge when she was at the other end of the venue you couldn't even see what was going on.
As for FF they got those awkward meet and greet pictures with her...if I had the money I'd have paid for it because I'd pay whatever for Britney - but again technically it was a waste of money, because you see her for like three seconds.
Submitted by ItsBritneyBitches on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 3:51am.
Guys, Beyonce is such a greedy bitch it's unbelievable. So I was trying to get a ticket - today at 9 was the beginning of presale for a couple of cities.
The website had so much traffic you couldn't even access it.
Then I was able to access it and wanted a regular ticket, but of course I only got row 3 instead of 1, because rows 1 and 2 were already sold out - at 6 minutes past 9.
Bitch has offers for a $1,300 VIP Mastercard package and you don't even get a M&G! (You do get access to the Bey Stage, which she had in 09 as well but back then you didn't have to pay shitloads of money for it, it was first come first serve)
Then she offers $35 for early admission. Plus ticket price obviously.
A $715 package doesn't even include the ticket! Get this!
What a money hungry bitch!
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Many acts do this now. The worst is Madonna who reserves complete sections of tickets and she then scalps them at ridiculous prices.
Spears does the same thing under the guise that the tickets are for her fan club. Someone I know paid $ 1500 for two tickets.
I kept thinking there was something off about her looks. She looked very hard -- steroidal even.
That buzzfeed post is one of the most hilarious pieces I have seen in a long time. They are completely taking the piss out of "baddie Bey" who's "oh, so fierce". The pics are priceless! Never been a big Beyonce fan,there's something about her pin head that irks me and all that fakery she's up to. Fake pregnancy, nose job, skin lightning procedures.. Yup, she's fierce alright.Fierce as in fake.
Honestly, I don't think her faces are that bad. It's certainly better than that come-hither shit that JLo is always doing, or that duckface shit. Big deal. I actually admire the women who aren't afraid to make mean/scary faces: Tina Turner, Grace Jones, Annie Lennox, Pink, Siouxsie Sioux.
I mostly object to the amount of time she spends shoving her pudenda in our faces. Close your legs, MRS. CARTER.
Her stupid made-up name is annoying enough, let alone all this other bullshit.
Hey everyone! Look at MEEE! Talk about MEEEE! Read press releases about MEEE! I'm filmed from every angle possible!
Oh, wait. I look goofy in that still. Don't LOOK!
Yep, she's definitely not 31 years old. She's not wrinkled (my 50 year old friend from Nigeria doesn't have a single crease on her face) but she's losing the youth in her face in a big way. I'm now totally buying the rumours that she's 10 years older, that seems about right given these latest photos, and the ridiculous commercial that's running in the UK promoting some shit she's doing. Extreme closeups are not her friend anymore.
Either way, these hideous photos are exactly what she deserves when she performs like she's trying to shit out a bowling ball.
that's the last thing Solange saw before the basement door shut.
Random brain dropping: wonder how fishnet hose wear on the old clam when smothered by a leather demi-thong?
I'll go ahead and show myself out now.
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I think they missed 13.
Lol... Her and Jay obviously think they own the fucking planet.
The banner pic is throwing off strong Maya Rudolph vibes. The rest of the pics she just looks like an angry woman ready to take off her earrings and beat a bitch down. Thumb 7's crotch-thrust WISHES it was Madonna.
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judging only from the appearance (yeah, nothing new here)... if i were straight, i'd probably like her. she has a good face and a good body (not the typical showbiz anorectic skinny).
her music... too forgetable. i know only one of her songs -- the one that goes "put a ring on it"
her pillow pregnancy... that was fun
She looks just like her mother in these pics.
And that's where the expression "Dance like nobody is watching" comes from.
That she generally looks like a she-male is the most unflattering thing, really, and there's nothing to be done about that.
that article on buzzfeed is priceless
bouncey HAS to make those faces...how else can she whip her hair back and forth if her facial expressions aren't really into it...
*sigh* all this bouncey talk is as boring to me and manti the football player who can't/won't admit he's gay
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Can't she just untag herself? Hah.
Bitch is the definition of EXTRA! Nothing about her can ever be natural. She's making faces like her stomping on stage and weave tossing is going to save somebody's life.
Also, haven't we learned all we need to know about nose jobs from MJ and Lil Kim? I hope it falls off.
This bitch. I swear, anyone would think she invented music with the way she carries on. Also, hahaha at her face being so obviously tweaked in these 'unflattering' shots.
Miz, the rumour was that Kelly is her half sister. They used to say she and Hook nose were cousins, on her dad's side, but funnily enough, they no longer refer to it.
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