Why Does Baby Milan Have A Giant Finger For An Arm?

February 4, 2013 / Posted by:

And why do I not have a giant finger for an arm? With a finger arm, you’re always giving a bitch the finger.

Almost two weeks after Shakira’s truthful hips birthed out her and Gerard Pique’s son Milan, they have released the first picture of their baby friend on UNICEF’s website and are asking their fans to drop a donation into UNICEF’s donation cup. Shah-keeeeeeeee-dah and Gerard attached a note to the picture and that note read:

“We hope that, in his name, other less privileged children in the world can have their basic needs covered through gifts and donations. Thank you for sharing this unforgettable moment with us.”

Okay, is Gerard Pique a giant or did Shakira give birth to Thumbelino? Because it sorts of look like Gerard is trying to snort Milan’s head and it looks like he can do it.

And damn at Gerard’s finger. Dude isn’t only hung in the crotch, he’s hung in the fingers too.

via UsWeekly 

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