But Where Oh Where Was Basement Baby?!

February 4, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

I know that all of you missed BEYONCE: THE CONCERT (featuring the Super Bowl), because you were high on acid and scratching at the TV as it played the Kitty Halftime Show on a loop, so here’s the full video of Blue Ivy Carter’s mother giving us the greatest drag show on earth. Beyonce sang! Beyonce popped her ass! Beyonce left cuts on the faces of the hos in the front row when she whipped them repeatedly with her weave! If you have a 3D TV, then you are probably in the emergency room right now, because Beyonce’s bulging ass eyeballs knocked you in the face and put stars over your head.

My favorite part was when Michelle Williams and Kelly “When Did This Bitch Get So Hot?” Rowland literally popped up from the basement for a minute before Beyonce sent them back to the unemployment office. Michelle was my favorite, because she served up some Verdine White glamour for days.

And where was Basement Baby?! My guess is that she was in Beyonce’s dressing room and was the one who knocked the power out when she plugged a flat iron into a plug to straighten out Beyonce’s after-party wig. Poor BB, she can’t even flat iron a wig right!

Tags: Ashlee Simpson, Beyonce, Yeah Okay

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