Night Crumbs
Justin Timberlake's Robin Thicke impersonation needs a little work - Lainey Gossip
These rejected racehorse names sound more like the short list for Trace Cyrus' future porn name - Towleroad
The look: Jennifer Lawrence's satin jumpsuit with a built-in epic camel toe - Celebitchy
Why is Lana Del Taco posing in front of the same backdrop I posed in front of during Easter portraits when I was 5? - Drunken Stepfather
For those of you who want to look like a Care Bear with the period leaks - The Berry
Lucy Pinder's neck must be jealous of her chest, because her chest is holding two heavy balls and her neck is holding just one - Hollywood Tuna
Screw Mel Gibson and Gerard Butler! Kenneth the Page and ASkars were the best bromance of the weekend - The Superficial
The terrified look on a dog's face when it knows it's about to become a $50,000 purse from The Row - ICYDK
Selena Gomez is back to feeding Justin Bieber a baby bottle of Sizzurp three times a day - IDLYITW
The most shocking thing about these pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt is that those fug elephant flap boots aren't on Brit Brit's hooves - Popoholic
Slap me down with your magnifying glass, Detective La Toya, because for three milliseconds I thought this was an old picture of Michael Jackson. I have sinned! - Hollywood Rag
Bruce Willis eats his child bride's mouth on the red carpet - Just Jared
Fidel Castro is alive and reppin' for Lacoste - Buzzfeed
FIIIIIIIIIIINALLY! Tea bagging is coming to Broadway! - Jezebel
Drew Barrymore should've given herself the stop sign hand when she went to buy that ugly bag - Popsugar
Dear Big Boi, Star Jones would love her fur back. It's cold. - Crunk + Disorderly
Even Ashley Greene's drunk faces are boring - Celebslam
Bill Murray's stache beard is a work of art - SOW
A walk down memory lane with Beyonce's nose - Cityrag
Justin Timberlake didn't call Brit Brit a bitch - I'm Not Obsessed
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What Justin T said about Britney was most definitely an insult. He clearly states that he's referring to: It's Britney Bitch. Hello??!!
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Submitted by didimao on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 8:28pm.
Is it just me, or did Beyawnce look angry during most of her performance?
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I thought so too but I think that was just her trying too hard and showing all the lowly "haters" who dared to criticize her over the lip sync debacle that she so is fierce. Whatever. Only makes her inevitable downfall that much sweeter.
Justin T now looks like a nelly middle-aged homosexual - which is exactly what she really is!
Drew Barrymore looks great. Happy for her and family.
Baby's hat is guess what color? Very cute.
Why do so many celebs think that if a little bit of "work" on their faces is a good thing, that lots will be way better? I thought Bey's original nose jobs looked good and not too white-washed but from the last photo, she looks like she's verging on Wacko Jacko territory.
I'm also firmly on TEAM CHEATIN' BRITNEY. Remember what JT looked like, back then? Poor Brit had him at his very worst! http://www.crushable.com/style/a-trip-through-teen-idol-hair-from-the-be... Then again, she did cheat on him with this, so clearly her taste is sorely lacking: http://www.barrettall.com/2010_05_01_archive.html
Never saw the appeal of Selena Gomez and wonder why Beaver keeps reuniting with her. She clearly has no self respect to keep welcoming him back but even with his anorexic Hilary Swank body, he could be scoring lots of cute star-f*ckers.
lol that minnie mouse voice knob is the biggest douche bag. oh god!
Lana Del Rey would have been considered hot way back in the 70s...I mean TORRID!
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
I'm definitely not a Beyonce fan (to the contrary, I dislike her) but I think the nose may just be at a weird angle and people are trying to make something out of nothing. I looked at other pictures from the Super Bowl and it looks like the usual nose or at most a subtle change. Meh, what do I know. (example of another angle: http://www.examiner.com/article/beyonce-s-illuminati-sign-at-super-bowl-...)
JLH should give that Lucy chick some of her ass, girl is seriously lacking.
Drew Barrymore's baby is adorable.
Ashley Greene is kinda fug.
Beyonce's nose is a tragedy. Well, it would be if I could stand her. So I guess it's a HAHAHA on you. Goes to show that money can't buy taste or self-esteem.
Beyowulf went down the Halle Berry "a little at a time so I can pretend it's natural" rhinoplasty route; but this time the surgeon's hand slipped. I saw that kiss.gif on ONTD earlier and all I could see was the nose. Awkward.
I guessed the "Michael Jackson" straight away.
I was so right about Bey's nose! I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed cuz she looks a whole lot of crazy with that busted new one she has!
And JT... Yeah, he's trying to steal his fans back from Robin Thicke... Either that or trying to steal his wife Paula Patton. In which case I don't blame him. Who would want to be with that anal lemon twat Jessica Biel anyway!?
@VOB -- yeah i had to read 3-4 articles until i found that one, which clarifies what is actually going on with this partnership
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Foxxy .. The article I read.. Made it seem like a collaboration between the two. Flat out .. JUstin isn't in the same time zone , ballpark.. Galaxy as Tom. It does however make sense to have JT purchase a private collection from Ford. I sound like a wretch. End of rant. :)
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
@Tigerlilly: this made my night! "And TEAM CHEATIN' BRITNEY! Who wouldn't cheat on yo' pube head havin, chronic pre-pubescent lookin', Perlman pin cushioned janked up ass? Brit wanted her a REAL man. Deal with it."
Best shade thrown at JT ever!!
Submitted by elmo533 on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 8:57pm.
I did think it was humorous when she asked how many wind machines B would use during her half time show. B loooovvves her a wind machine...or three.
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When I was torturing myself by watching that Halftime Show shit, I was like "If I was one of the crew people, I'd crank up the wind machine to high voltage, aim it at her head, and try to blow her wig off."
@ VOB -- it seems they have designed a line for Justin himself to wear, not designing for sale or runway. the connection is explained here --
http://style.time.com/2013/02/01/justin-timberlake-teams-with-tom-ford-s...
as mentioned below, JT has co-owned and designed for his own clothing line for several years. one of the things he left music to do
i see young men following JT's style leads...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Ugh, Justin Timberlake. What a pantload.
Foxxy if your still on... Why would Tom Ford.. A serious designer work with JT? I would love to hear MKs take on it. Tom Ford .. Where is loopy when you need him..
It's just such an odd pairing.... :::: yes I'm going there.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
I really can't stand Lainey. What a fucking twat. She really thinks she's some serious journalist, always name dropping movie studio execs and talking about the media screeners she gets. If I read he typing "non" one more time I'll vomit.
I did think it was humorous when she asked how many wind machines B would use during her half time show. B loooovvves her a wind machine...or three.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
Whenever folks de-ethnicize their features, it makes me sad. Why are we all trying to look the same?
I want to co-sign everything Tigerlilly said about poser TimberLame.
Submitted by didimao on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 8:28pm.
Is it just me, or did Beyawnce look angry during most of her performance?
i assumed that was the "Sasha Fierce" thing she now is supposed to be
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I really hate Justin Timberlake and wish him and his entire family a lifetime of an incurable pinworm infestation...extra itchy.
"Oh no, I didn't call Britney a bitch...just like I didn't LAUGH AT HOMELESS PEOPLE at my MULTIMILLION DOLLAR wedding" Pubehead, PLEASE!
If you're gonna be a snot nosed little shit, OWN IT! Who the fuck do you think you're fooling anyway?
And TEAM CHEATIN' BRITNEY! Who wouldn't cheat on yo' pube head havin, chronic pre-pubescent lookin', Perlman pin cushioned janked up ass? Brit wanted her a REAL man. Deal with it.
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Submitted by miz cynical on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 8:22pm.
In addition to Bey's nose, I guess she wears colored contacts, too?
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She's trying to show off her supposed "creole"ness *rolls eyes*
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Is it just me, or did Beyawnce look angry during most of her performance?
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
Beyonce's 2008 nose looked nice. Actually, while looking through the photos, I'm more and more convinced that she's closer to 40 than she is my age, 32. I think the smile lines around her mouth are giving it away.
I'm not surprised about the JT thing. He threw Brit under the bus years ago in his attempt to launch his solo career. Then, it was the Janet thing. Now, he's using Britney again. On some talk show today, someone pointed out that it's been 10 fucking years since they were together. Get some new material, loser.
In addition to Bey's nose, I guess she wears colored contacts, too?
I'm glad I'm not the only one that can't stand Lainey.
Beyonce should have stopped at her 2006 nose.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by winniwins on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 7:40pm.
Love William Rast jeans!!!
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Why? Do they make 'em for goils and if so, how much they is?
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Yes ma'am. They run around $200. Some more some less. The fit is fetch.
JLaw has some pretty fucking bad taste in clothes. And I thought she was gorgeous a few years ago. She has peaked.
Jennifer Lawrence is way too young for all the ugly ass Project Runway reject bullshit they've been throwing on her ass, also, she looks a little bit like Tina Yothers in the face. And what in the ugly hipster fuck are they trying to market on The Berry?
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
I knew that was AnnE Hathaway begging for attention. Right away.
Way back in the day, I lived in the East Village and there was this lady we called Scarf Lady. She covered every inch of her skin. Her face was wrapped in scarves like a mummy, but colorful. She was tall and very thin and she had a strong purposeful gait. She scared me on a visceral level. Even in bright daylight with a million people around I thought she was going to murder me.
My friend's mom knew her. She used to be totally normal and just snapped one day and started covering herself.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 7:43pm.
JT is parterning with designer To. Ford for a new clothing line... In time for the release of his new album. ::: they didn't say if the would be at YC Fashion week. WOuld expect To, Ford to be there tho...
Hi Bat!! interesting... i've seen photos of previous Rast NYC fashion week shows. they have to ready for fashion week if they are releasing to stores soon, i would guess. i'd expect him to be at the new line's show and Rast's
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
JT is parterning with designer Tom Ford for a new clothing line... In time for the release of his new album. ::: they didn't say if the would be at NYC Fashion week. Would expect Tom Ford to be there tho...
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 7:37pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 7:20pm.
yes. not a real person, but when line was launched there were commercials where JT played the role of Rast
ETA: he is a co-owner, and as i mentioned they have a creative staff to do the designing but i think he and dude are still heavily involved in the management
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Love William Rast jeans!!! JT's Suit and Tie song sounds like bad Al Jerreau.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 7:27pm.
I read some good news the other day. Justin's single wasn't selling well.
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It's so generic sounding.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 7:20pm.
He seriously has a clothing line??? And THAT'S what it's called???
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Dear Lainey: .. Justin's been there and done that while you whipped dip off your big screen TV.and footie pajamas. MRS Potatohead whats wrong with drunk blogging ;)))
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 7:23pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 7:20pm
whoa, i did not know they did women's clothes too. i'll have to re-google. i vaguely remember when Wm Rast did its turn as Target's specialty designer but can't remember what the pieces looked like
not sure why he would even mention Britney on stage, maybe she contacted him and the conversation was not well received so the "butthurtedness" might be about something more recent than the break-up? otherwise he's being more of a bitch than she could ever have been.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I read some good news the other day. Justin's single wasn't selling well.
PrinessP, I was wondering the same thing. He performed in the most notorious half time show ever. Is she drunk blogging?
JLaw needs some oil blotting papers, STAT.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 7:20pm.
It's for women too. I really like their jeans.
But I don't like this RObin Thicke wanna be thing he is doing. Apparently he also referred to Britney as a bitch during this performance. Someone is still butt hurt!
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 7:16pm.
"William Rast" menswear. been around since mid last decade. owner, not creative director tho i think he does some designing. i've seen some very nice pieces from that line -- saw something in a store that was so nice i came home and googled photos from their fashion shows
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Poor Jessica Biel...how can her clit get hard for this? Eww. I still think she is gayelle anyway.
(And yes. Lainey is not all there.)
Are the Olsens in an infinite contest to see who can wear the most layers?
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 7:08pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 7:00pm.
Oh, is this JT's new shtick? Suits in concert? To deflect from that horrendous falsetto?
probably more to promote his clothing line
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And that would be what? Douchetique Fashions???
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