Hot Slut Of The Day!

February 4, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

John Maucere , the ASL performance artist who stole the show from Alicia Keys and Jennifer Hudson at last night’s Super Bowl!

You’ve never truly seen pictures of amber waves of grain and purple mountain majesties until you’ve seen them painted by the magical and wondrous arms of John Maucere. While Alicia Keys sang the National Anthem and Jennifer Hudson sang American The Beautiful with the Sandy Hook Elementary School Choir, John brought the lyrics to life and them some. John looked like he was standing on a crystal mountain top and shooting rainbows from his hands as diamond-encrusted unicorns twirled in the sky and pink dolphins did flips in an ocean full of liquid bubbles. When John interpreted the lyric “above the fruited plain,” my fruited plain started tingling.

And speaking of amber waves of grain, I’m pretty sure that’s the name of John’s glorious spray tan shade of choice. This clip of John in action doesn’t really do him justice, but his ivory fence teeth and his luscious Eddie Munster hair will still take you to places you’ve never been before.

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