Tuesday, February 5th 2013
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 4th!
In retrospect, Tina Simpson should have been clued in by Papa Joe's choice in bodyguards. - ling1
Runners-up:
In an effort to be seen as more manly and tough, the Scientology Youth Club formed an LA street gang. - amykins
A cap isn't the only thing they wanna bust in your ass. - Sweetas
Justin Beiber's new band ... LiL Purp and The Sizzups. - veryoldbat
via Poorly Dressed
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I've got your fuckin Race for the Cure right here. Wanna fight about it?
RANDE! I was a little concerned no one would get it. Xoxo. :)
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Submitted by zomay on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 11:17pm.
NWGAY
Loooooollllll
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Electric Feel
Trying to capitalize that it's ok to be gay Lou Pearlman's new group Fairy Godfather and The Thug Brats fails to find a mainstream audience
You've heard of the Bloods and the Crips? We're the Pastels.
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Electric Feel
N.W.GAY
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Michael K and his new Cali friends.
Shiloh in a few years.
Viginia Slims Shady
Baz Luhrmann's remake of "Gangs of New York" was everything film critics had expected it to be and more.
4 in the pink, 1 in-sync.
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Don't hate me because I once won the "Caption THIS Contest", hate me because I am shamelessly plugging my site: la-juice.com. (hey it could be worse, I could be trying to shill my self published book.)
Justin Beiber Productions presents Lean2 and the Jolly Ranchers....
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
After DJ Lance Rock yo gabba gabba-ed his look, DJ Dmitri lost the groove in his heart and turned to a life of pink possed crime. Sadly, Lady Miss Kier - now fronting the gang- hasn't aged nearly as well.
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Don't hate me because I once won the "Caption THIS Contest", hate me because I am shamelessly plugging my site: la-juice.com. (hey it could be worse, I could be trying to shill my self published book.)
Does this glock make my peen look pink?
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Don't hate me because I once won the "Caption THIS Contest", hate me because I am shamelessly plugging my site: la-juice.com. (hey it could be worse, I could be trying to shill my self published book.)
Guns don't kill people, bitches paying homage to B-Rad from Malibu kill people, bitches.
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Don't hate me because I once won the "Caption THIS Contest", hate me because I am shamelessly plugging my site: la-juice.com. (hey it could be worse, I could be trying to shill my self published book.)
"Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely, bitch"!
The last words of a Backstreet Boy!
When the last of the Backstreet Boys finally came out, they put together an audition and sent it to NKOTB to get on "The Package" tour.
**When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls.**
"We have Gunds! But that would be wrong. So, we have Care Bears.
Until the ransom is paid!"
It MAY get better, but we ain't waiting for IT, bitches!
Pepto Bismol thankfully pulled their commercial from the Super Bowl at the last minute. Everyone thought it a good idea, except for these guys: Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset Stomach, and Diarrhea.
To compete with the upcoming "The Package" tour, N'Sync reunites for summer 2013 in "The Power Bottom" tour.
It's the Pink Puffy Pussy Pistol Posse!
Lance Bass finally gets his chance to put N'SYNC back together the way he always wanted!
Now that he's married, Justin brings sexy back for real this time. They've been locked up in his closet for too long.
"And i'ts back to you, Thumper, for the NRA's Pink Carpet Ceremony".
"Hey, hey, were the Mc'Gay's!"
"The Hatfield's shouldn't be monkeying around.!"
"Justin, you were not In-Sych on that last take. That was 'Beyonce' like.
"Oh, shit!
"You were great ... continue ..."
Pax to Shiloh: You fucking attention whore.
Introducing the "Va"gents: Wang, Jose, Ivan and Screw, featuring Handy. They're locked, cocked and hoping that you're the one who's loaded.
Love,
Mabel
Pada Barretta, Bitch!
Public Frenemy - Fear of a Pink Planet
The Backstreet Boys can now be seen, live, at GPS hashtag# /in the alley/next to the gay bar/show me the meaning of being lonely.
Security at the French Embassy in Fabulousland pratices their surrender technique.
Do you my like my Eunuch Tunic?
The new men's collection for American Apparel designed by Bobby Trendy.
Michael K has successfully reestablished his life in California.
"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men
The Bottom Street Boys
Bet there's no five-day waiting period to buy a handjob.
This still is from the Church of Scientology's original Super Bowl commercial.
"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men
Rumor has it that P!nk will perform at next year's Super Bowl. She starting rehearsals now.
"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men
Submitted by She Stinks on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 6:24pm.
Ron Perlman's original idea for N-Sync, but it wasn't gay enough.
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Ron Perlman is an actor. I think you're looking for Lou Perlman. Fail.
This chapter of the He-Man Woman Woman Haters Club means business,Biatch!
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♫I am smitten, You know me (yeah, you know me)
I could be your Frankenstein, My crush with eyeliner...♫
"It not about our 2nd Amendment rights, or our rights to get married, we are worried about. It's about 'all' our rights to kill ... kids/children." That's what we are 'all' worried about!"
It was inevitable: true to their name, there arrived the unfortunate moment when One Direction had nowhere else to turn.
New Boy Scout Troop members are eager to go earn their first merit badges in target practice.
Tommy's Thetans came out to play.
"Alright listen up, we're here to decorate your home, give you a fabulous make over and moisturize your skin with the finest Aveda skin cream. Now go get us some sparkling water. And there better be a wedge of lemon or by Freddie Mercury we will daintily shoot this place up with the fiercest bullets by Chanel!"
The NRA ad that didn't get shown at Super Bowel XL VII.
The 'RTYVCDBRUON' commercial.
"The Society For Dyslexic, Mentally Challenged, Confused Teens, Against Gun Control."
The Stinky Pinkies realized their mistake, but only after they found out "busting a cap in yo' ass" isn't EXACTLY WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE.
This time we cut the lights on your team, Chris Culliver. Next time we take out your kneecaps.