The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 1st!

February 4, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

These His & Her’s – Weight Reduction Body Suits can be yours for only $19.95 plus a %@#^ load of shipping charges.

(note: side effects may include higher blood pressure, headaches & dizziness, change of hair color, increased head size, Zombie like drooling, impotence, spitting blood, loss of consciousness & eye balls popping out. Do not fart while wearing suit or operate any heavy machinery. To be safe, any machinery. – Homeless J

Runners-up:

The Real Housewives of Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. – PeggyOlson

This month’s Snooki and JWOWW centerfold is Playboy’s lowest selling issue to date. – iwouldmarrymichaelk

America was sad to see how badly Pebbles from “The Flinstones” and Sally from “Davy and Goliath” had aged on Cartoon Network’s “Celebrity Rehab”. – turnelbup

via Poorly Dressed

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