The Time Shirley Maclaine Waited While Her Daughter Lost Her Virginity In The Next Room

For some hos, turning in their V-card was an awkward and uncomfortable experience and if they could take a Magic Eraser to the part of their brain that holds that memory, they would. But Shirley Maclaine's daughter Sachi Parker might have all of us beat. When you get your cherry plucked, the last thing in the world you want to do is talk about it with your mom and two grown ass strangers. You just want to wash your fuck parts out in the sink with hand soap and then eat a Yodel while writing about your first time in your Lisa Frank journal.

Shirley and Sachi's relationship has always been on and off and they're not exactly the closest. Sachi says that Shirley shipped her off to live with her dad in Japan when she was just 2 and barely made an appearance in her life. Then when Sachi was 17, Shirley suddenly wanted to get closer and by "closer" I mean "let me sit in the next room while your cherry gets popped" kind of close. In Sachi's new memoirs, Lucky Me: My Life With – And Without – My Mom, she writes that when she was 17, Shirley invited her and her then boyfriend Brad to California. When Sachi and Brad got to Shirley's house, Shirley introduced them to her friends, Phyllis and Eberhard Kronhausen, who were sex therapists. You know where this is going and no, I don't like it either. I'll let the Daily Mail take the crazy hippie fuckery from here:

Sachi says Phyllis told her mother: ‘It would be a fabulous opportunity for Sachi, to have her first introduction to sex with all of us here as a support group. We could talk about it afterwards and validate her feelings.’

As Sachi flushed with embarrassment, she says her mother declared: ‘I think it’s a wonderful idea. We’re all here to help you, sweetheart.’

Now 56, Sachi says that helpless to oppose the three ‘powerful’ adults, she ‘felt like Mia Farrow surrounded by the satanists in Rosemary’s Baby’ and they watched as she and Brad left for the bedroom.

She writes: ‘Once our mission was accomplished, we had to face the next hurdle: reporting back. We hid out in the bedroom until we heard a light knock on the door, and Mom’s voice, “Is everything OK in there?’’ ’

Shirley's agent said that he hasn't read the book, but that whole scene doesn't sound like her.

I bet that halfway through, Shirley knocked on the door and was like, "Are you kids okay? Can I get you anything? Some milk and cookies, some lube or maybe a nice warm cum rag? I hope you're not doing your homework in there. You better be fucking!" If I was Sachi, I would've just faked orgasm noises and come out and said that I came 10 times, he barebacked me in the butt, Dirty Sanchez'd me a few times, hog tied me, whipped me and broke my ass bone in 6 places. I love it all. The end.

I swear, Hollywood hippie bitches are so weird! Parents aren't supposed to tell their kids to fuck while they wait in the next room. They're supposed to pretend that they don't know that their kid is boning their piece in the bedroom closet while biting on a pillow to muffle the sounds. That's what normal parents do! These bitches...

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 10:07am.
I lost my virginity the summer before 7th grade... this 9th grade chick SKATED (yes, roller skates) over to my house... after we started getting busy my mom came home early from work and walked in on this girl riding me (no clue what to do so the chick took over lol)). Mom walks in my bedroom w/o knocking and *GASPS* and shut the door... the chick never lost stride (God bless her). Mom kept her cool until the chick left then lost it!! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN SOMETHING WAS UP BY THE PAIR OF SKATES BY THE FRONT DOOR!!!! From that day forward, and to this day, mom still looks at me with disgust. *shrug*

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LOL I was going to say this story reminded me of the story of your mom banging on the door while you were entertaining older wimminz, but I didn't realize that happened for your first time too! At least your mom didn't do it on purpose and invite guests like Shirley here.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 10:07am.

I lost my virginity the summer before 7th grade... this 9th grade chick SKATED (yes, roller skates) over to my house... after we started getting busy my mom came home early from work and walked in on this girl riding me (no clue what to do so the chick took over lol)). Mom walks in my bedroom w/o knocking and *GASPS* and shut the door... the chick never lost stride (God bless her). Mom kept her cool until the chick left then lost it!! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN SOMETHING WAS UP BY THE PAIR OF SKATES BY THE FRONT DOOR!!!! From that day forward, and to this day, mom still looks at me with disgust. *shrug*

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 9:51am.

Here's a nice bio (with quotes) about Shirley, especially including her unconventional marriage to Steve Parker, who died of lung cancer in 2001. She claimed in the '80s that he had bilked her of millions:

http://marriage.about.com/od/entertainmen1/p/maclaines.htm

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 9:39am.

Disgusting. How can people treat a child that way? Ugh.

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Submitted by Super Stew on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 8:51am.

Thanks Gobbler!!! ((hugs))

The one thing I have gotten out of my life is that nothing is stronger than me. I have been abused by my mother, I have been cold, I have been hungry and at one time even on the verge of being homeless. I have worked hard, honestly and honorably. (Two jobs at once and going to school full time.) I like who I see in the mirror which is probably something my mother and siblings can't say about themselves. My mother chalked any of my hard-earned successes as 'good luck'.
There are so many people who come from bad parents. Don't let this change who you are and don't measure your worth by what they think of you. Sometimes the family tree is rotten inside and breaking free and living a good life away from family is the only way to happiness. (Kind of like rerooting a rose branch, it can grow into a rose bush stronger and more beautiful than the older, diseased, dying bush.) I am not sad or bitter, only sometimes wistful.

But getting back to SL's daughter. What kind of 'therapist' would allow such boundaries to be crossed by the mother without saying something about it? This is shameful at the very least.

Submitted by Sarah Smile on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 6:50am.

Jane - that dressing room story made me so sad. Narcissistic parents are terrifying.

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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 4:11pm.

Honestly, from what I've heard of Shirley Maclaine, she couldn't be shamed by society into doing anything normal, let alone producing a kid. Anyone who expresses a desire to fuck her brother clearly doesn't care.

I suspect she decided it would be fun, then tossed Sachi away when she stopped being cute.

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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 12:44am.

My mom thinks I was a virgin until I met my husband. I'm like, ummm, YEAH, that's right Mom. Not that I was ever pretending or anything. I mean, I'd come home from dates probably smelling like wet dick. But my mom had weird boundary issues in other ways. Like one time she came to me while I was moping in bed, and she said to me in a sweet gross voice, "Don't worry, honey, someday you'll find someone you'll want to give your virginity to." I practically jumped off the bed like my ass was on fire. Talking about my virginity when I was in my fucking 20s already = barf city.

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Submitted by Super Stew on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 10:54pm.
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Aw, I want to adopt you :(

Submitted by Ecce Homo on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 11:31pm.

@Submitted by Super Stew on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 9:20pm.
"Ecco Homo, what is that Soon Yi quote from?"

Hi Super. That's really Lady Gaga, lamenting her problems with a pillow-hogging assistant. I guess I was trying to conflate her ridiculous misery with the emotional/sexual abuse that happens endlessly in real life.
I get kind of a bee in my bonnet when authority figures get away with exploiting kids/young people (male or female) just because they're part of the Hollywood establishment (Woody Allen, Roman Polanski, etc...)
Idk, I just want to give poor Sachi a hug.
I hope things look up for you soon, it sounds like you've had it rough, but you also sound very smart and self aware. Best wishes to you!

"I immediately was so sick by it and upset that I turned over and went back to sleep.” Kate Capshaw

Submitted by harfang on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 11:28pm.

This very much reminds me of Sting and Trudy's poor son who had the home video of his birth played at his 21st birthday party. My parents were hippies, but they have SOME boundaries. I guess hippie/new-age plus wealth equals messing up your child.

Submitted by Janetrenowins on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 11:09pm.

I always thought it sounded odd when I saw movies or read about cultures where people had family in the next room while they consummated their marriage. This is equally awkward if it's true.

So on a semi related note..yesterday at work (think the ghetto version of the big box chain) this mom and her 12-14 year old daughter go into a fitting room together, the mom holding a armful of our best Valentines Day slutty lingerie. Like the one piece ones that are see through and have cut outs. I think they were the Play Boy brand ones. Anyways, the daughter was helping the mom button/lace em up. I kind of made a point of finding stuff to hang up close by the fitting rooms because the mom kept saying really off the wall shit. Like why was she spending this much money, her boyfriend was going to rip it to pieces in a week anyways. And the daughter just kept giggling while her mom finished trying stuff on. By the way my favorite comments from the mom was, " oh God this is a train wreck. It makes me look like a over weight stripper" and "this doesn't really match my combat boots does it". Yeah. I love my job.

Submitted by Super Stew on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 10:54pm.

I can relate to that poor woman. My mother threw me out when I turned 18. I left town and lived with two college students - we couldn't even afford oil for heat we were all so poor. I begged my mother for ten dollars so I could afford to eat. (I worked for minimum wage and my income was about 90 dollars a week before taxes.) She said she would send me ten dollars and it never came. A week later I called her to ask her about it and she seemed so distant and said, "Mmmm...I don't have it." Mind you, she was getting close to $2000 a month in child support. (to be fair, she is an alcoholic and booze ain't free.)

Everyday, I deal with the fact that my mother doesn't like me. I am a good person, honest, hard working, a college grad (with honors), successful and debt free. She adores my siblings- all needy, unemployed, several in trouble with the law, and all have financial problems. Oh, and she threw ME out of the house one Christmas after my brother stole money out of my purse. He spit in my face when I caught him and confronted him - my mother said I should just give it to him. When I refused, she told me to leave. On Christmas Day. Nice, huh?

We haven't spoken in over five years and I really don't miss her. I did but then I realized how much happier my life was without her. And you wouldn't know this hell is my life by looking at me. Very few people know.

Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 10:22pm.

My Mom probably still thinks that I'm a virgin and that's fine by me!

Submitted by Naughychimp on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 10:19pm.

Shirley MacLaine had some talent but I always found her too needy, too narcissistic, too self-involved to be anything but loathsome. I have no doubt that she thought she was being a "cool mom." Shame on her.

Submitted by coca on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 10:05pm.

From the 20/20 interview. Shirley & Mr. Parker certainly seem to be unembarrassed nauseating, self centered people.
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"As a young teen, Parker studied at a boarding school in Europe. One Christmas, she said, neither of her parents showed up at home.

"I laugh now," she said. "But I have to say, at the time it was very scary and very painful. And I actually had a physical pain in my heart."

A classmate's family saw her predicament and took her with them on a trip to Yugoslavia, Parker said. She felt guilty for imposing and left. With nowhere to go, she was taken in by an elderly couple for two weeks. She had no idea where her parents were, she said.

Sachi Parker said that while MacLaine had been generous with her husband, that wasn't the case with her. Parker said she asked for $500 to buy a used car, and MacLaine loaned it to her with interest.

Submitted by QueenyBean on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 10:02pm.

did not finish the article. it made me sick.

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 9:46pm.

Seventies parenting. I've heard of all kinds of weird shit that people would do back then. People would shoo their kids out the door in the morning and tell them to not to come back until nightfall. I know a guy whose parents were poor and gone all the time for work. They couldn't afford a babysitter, so at eight years old he came home from school, made dinner, and put himself to bed. I know another guy whose parents watched porn with him when he was 11.

Things have changed since then, thank goodness.

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 9:37pm.

Maybe there's a reason she plays a bitch so well.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 9:32pm.

Hi everyone! Thanks for the love!

Famous people should not have children.

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Submitted by Super Stew on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 9:20pm.

Ecco Homo, what is that Soon Yi quote from?

Submitted by letinstar on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 7:48pm.

mommy dearest part deux...

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Submitted by motherslittlehelper on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 7:17pm.

'And THIS is a great example of why we need to stop shaming women who don't want to have children. It's OKAY. If we pressure women to have children they don't want, the world fills up with sad, damaged people like Sachi. The sad thing is that she so obviously loves her mother, even after being treated that way.'

Amen, Hekki. A-freakin'-men.

Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 6:51pm.

Submitted by REDMOND: "I watched her on 20/20. Her life was really sad. Not only were both her parents assholes who treated her like shit, thwy never gave her any financial help. In her 20s she was a waitress and housekeeper because she couldn't afford to go to college."

Yeah, that was fucked up. My heart went out to her. You could just SEE how she hoped for a crumb of love and approval... Awful!

I had a friend with a very attractive sexy mom who was a real narcissist shark. My friend was a neurotic mess and was very physically awkward and not terribly attractive or feminine. Her mother was lenient and let my friend do all kinds of stuff. I thought she was a cool mom, before I realized that my mom was strict because she CARED if I ended up in a ditch. Anyway, this woman is still trying to get her mother to love her. It's sad.

Submitted by clutching-at-straws on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 6:41pm.

Sachi says that Shirley shipped her off to live with her dad in Japan when she was just 2 and barely made an appearance in her life.

Yeah, in an autobiography Maclaine wrote years ago, she talks about how she put two year old Sachi on a plane from the US to Japan COMPLETELY ALONE. Not only couldn't Shirley be bothered to accompany her own TWO YEAR OLD child, she didn't have enough common fucking sense or maternal feelings to at least get a nanny or someone to accompany the child. She talks about how the stewardesses were going to watch out for Sachi on the flight. I remember being shocked that the airline even allowed it.

So, basically, I'd pretty much believe anything Sachi has to say about her useless, selfish bitch of a "mother."

Submitted by beware on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 6:38pm.

I hope this isn't true. And she was brilliant as Meryl Streep's mom (basically playing Debbie Fisher to Streep's Carrie Fisher) in Postcards from the Edge.
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Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 6:18pm.

I remember years ago Shirley said she wanted to sleep with her brother (Warren Beatty) to see what all the bru-ha-ha was about. I thought that was hilarious - and a joke - but now I'm thinking she was dead serious. What a perverted psycho.

Submitted by Mani6 on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 10:08pm.

Whatever.

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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 5:59pm.

it's interesting that she compares her mother to a "satanist."

just sayin';...

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Submitted by Anita Bidet on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 5:46pm.

Yikes, performing with a parent in the next room? I would not be able to -- blrrrggghhh! I know some people love Shirley Maclaine, but I always thought she was very unattrative; never saw the appeal of her. Yeah, she was good in a few movies, but overall I do not like her.

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Submitted by QuweenJillian on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 5:41pm.

Ah hell nah!!

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Submitted by bitchSpray on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 5:30pm.

the first thing on my mind was "six feet under" -- this shit sounds to me like something brenda's parents would do

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Submitted by Orangina on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 3:02pm.
"Can I get you anything? Some milk and cookies, some lube or maybe a nice warm cum rag?" HAHA!

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That made my day! I think next time my BFF makes the mistake of hooking up with his ex I'm using that.

Submitted by Sweetas on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 5:27pm.

Okay, as a mother, that is creepy as fuck. I want my daughter to feel free to come to me, but Jesus Shirley, I don't need the deets. GROSS. Let your daughter lose her virginity to some loser when you're not home like a normal person.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 5:12pm.

MK, lol, I would have done the same thing and said the deed was done, thank you, next! Screw this *Postcards from the Edge* bs!

"I hope you're not doing your homework in there. You better be fucking!" - bwahahaha

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Submitted by REDMOND on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 4:56pm.

I watched her on 20/20. Her life was really sad. Not only were both her parents assholes who treated her like shit, thwy never gave her any financial help. In her 20s she was a waitress and housekeeper because she couldn't afford to go to college.

Submitted by Possum on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 4:53pm.

I like Shirley for Ouisa in Steel Magnolias. And that is all.

Submitted by P.T.Bull on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 4:52pm.

Its true. In the early 70s, parents talked themselves into doing the most fucked up things involving their children. I wish to god this was the most uncomfortable story of this nature that I know of, but its not.

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Submitted by annobanano on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 4:03pm.
I might be mis-remembering this story, but didn't Mackenzie Phillips dad drop her off at Mick Jaggers so he could screw her? Celebrity parents - sheesh
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Jolie's mom did it to her, too.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 4:44pm.

o_O

'Grats PSL!

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Submitted by salacious on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 4:42pm.

Just wait until Alicia Silverstone's kid grows up. She will test the elasticity of the organic condoms with him first, before he can proceed with his gf.

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Submitted by Ecce Homo on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 4:39pm.

@TexnDoc, the original cover of the book has a distorted photo of a young girl on it, that William Peter Blatty owned. It's a picture of Sachi.
And otherwise, pretty much agreeing with everyone here. Yuck.

"I immediately was so sick by it and upset that I turned over and went back to sleep.” Soon-Yi Previn

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 4:36pm.

Pax, Maddox, Knox, Vivienne, Zahara and Shiloh, welcome to your future.

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Submitted by que cochina on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 4:35pm.

...and in an unrelated note, GO NINERS!

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Submitted by Chris Knight on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 3:55pm.
Read FRITZ SPRINGMEIER and BRICE TAYLOR and ull find out who SHIRLEY MCLAINE really is.... This episode is making me sick, Im sure her daughter was forced into that
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Ooohhhh. Haven't read anything from Brice about Shirley but that Stallone/ sex slave/ dolphin porn is the stuff of nightmares.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 4:31pm.

Yeah anno, NOT like the movies made it out to be.

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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 4:34pm.

This is Hollywood parenting so I not surprised. It must have been horrific to talk about sex afterward with stranger old fart and his wife.

I found their faces; totally vomit inducing from embarrassment

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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 4:28pm.

Wow. Pressurising your child to have sex, while being in the next room. The worst bit is, if this is true, Maclaine is probably reading this and thinking "What? What's the problem? I was a great mother - I was even there for her when she lost her virginity."