Hot Slut Of The Day!
The horse who can play "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" on the recorder with its nose!
Last week, I talked about how my advanced music teacher in elementary school told me that I couldn't blow my nose, let alone play the clarinet. Well, here's a hot, musically gifted bitch who can play a wind instrument and blow its nose at the same time. My advanced music teacher would call this horse the ultimate musician (and nose blower) of our time!
Seriously, why isn't this recorder-playing horse performing at the Super Bowl Half-Time Show instead of Beyonce? This is what real LIVE talent is all about.
Anyway, Happy Super Smoke A Bowl Sunday! Does anybody know which team the Quarterback Princess is on, because that's the team I'm cheering for.
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Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 3:18pm.
Pretty horse and cute video but all I can think about is Horse Snot. Someone has to clean that recorder.
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Horses don't have snot unless they are sick.
Their favorite thing is to have a person put their face right up to their nose so they can smell you. It is also a sign of affection.
AWEsome ....can play the recorder way better than I ever could!
hahaha! I love this.
I'm sure there's a Sarah Jessica Parker joke somewhere in all of this....
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Does anyone know if that thing tickles this talented horsey's nose? *claps*
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Ok MK you need to stop calling it a recorder. It's a fucking flute. >P
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Pretty horse and cute video but all I can think about is Horse Snot. Someone has to clean that recorder.
Cute! Horses are pretty smart..you can teach them all sorts of tricks.
Puppy Bowl just started and that's what's on here.
Xoxox horse with talent.
I refuse to click on that video. I've had to listen to my daughter play "When the Saints Go Marching In" on her recorder non stop. When did they start requiring that in school?
Better to be Super Smoke a Bowl Sunday than football Sunday. Smoking a bowl is far less dangerous to your brain than playing the game. Some people are predicting that football as we know it will die out because fewer and fewer people are letting their kids play it. Science is proving how deadly and dangerous it is. That's cool with me because I always thought it was boring as shit anyway.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 1:29pm.
Gotta love a grown man with a child's heart.
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I have the heart of a child........No really, it is in a jar on my desk.
Impressive but will pale by comparison when Khloe queefs the National Anthem at Super Bowl XLVII later today.
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Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 1:11pm.
Not bad, but SDR's donkey can play Beethoven's Fifth Symphony!
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My donkey still has his equipment (he's a stud).
He'd like someone to play HIS flute!!
I showed this clip to my nephew, and he laughed hysterically and made me replay it about five times. I have to admit, even as a grown person, I think it's really funny.
MK moves back to CA and suddenly starts posting about cows and horses. What's next--citrus?
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I hate football and am lucky enough to have married the only straight man in America who doesn't give a shit about the Super Bowl. I love the idea of the Super Smoke a Bowl day! Smoke a big bowl and watch the puppies.
Gotta love a grown man with a child's heart.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
i'll have a flutist stick a pipe with holes up my ass after some taco bell and we'll blow you the 1812 overture.
-then we'll see who's impressed!
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Not bad, but SDR's donkey can play Beethoven's Fifth Symphony!
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Fun
Reminds me of Mr. Ed
Episode with Clint Eastwood
Wilbur: "Mr. Eastwood does not ride bareback"
Ed: "Then why is his show called 'Rawhide'?
Michael K has had an equine theme on here lately. Good for him! ☺
AWESOME! Now this is what those plastic recorders are supposed to be used for.....and YES to the super talented live performance of this exquisite equine!
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