Frank Ocean Is Not Pressing Charges Against Chris Brown
Frank Ocean just ruined the party. Here I was ready to put on my cone party hat and throw the confetti as The Difficult Brown was dragged off to a jail cell in cuffs. But cancel the DJ, make your grandma a plate and roll up the dance floor, because the party has been canceled now that Frank Ocean is trying to be the bigger man by not pressing charges against Chris Brown. Boo you whore!
Right after Chris Brown and Frank Ocean got into a parking lot brawl, Frank was supposedly thinking about throwing charges at Fist Brown for punching him in the face. No charges will be thrown at Chris. Yesterday, Frank got all poetic when he said in a note on his site that he's going to forgive Chris Brown and move on without pressing charges, because he's a modern person and an artist and a sanity chooser.
AS A CHILD I THOUGHT IF SOMEONE JUMPED ME IT WOULD RESULT IN ME MURDERING OR MUTILATING A MAN. BUT AS A MAN I AM NOT A KILLER. I’M AN ARTIST AND A MODERN PERSON. I’LL CHOOSE SANITY. NO CRIMINAL CHARGES. NO CIVIL LAWSUIT. FORGIVENESS, ALBEIT DIFFICULT, IS WISDOM. PEACE, ALBEIT TRITE, IS WHAT I WANT IN MY SHORT LIFE. PEACE.
Meanwhile, Frank's producer Michael Uzowur wrote in a blog post on Formspring (via TMZ) that he thinks the whole thing was a set up. Frank showed up to the studio and found Chris Brown's Lamborghini parked in a space that was clearly marked with the name FRANK. When Chris Brown came out with his entourage, Frank told him to move his car. That's when a big dude in Chris' entourage fisted one of Frank's friends Chito in the face for no reason. As the big dude continued to bruise up Chito, Chris and Chris' friend pushed Frank into a glass candle display and tried to beat all the oceans out of his ass. Michael thinks that Chris planned it from the beginning.
Fighting over a parking spot and then breaking a glass candle display? Some fight! This mess sounds like a fight between your abuelita and my abuelita in front of a Hallmark store. (SPOILER ALERT: My abuelita wins by pulling your abuelita's dentures out.)
I don't know what's worse: Frank Ocean not kicking Chris Brown into a cell or Frank Ocean pressing the Kanye key on his laptop before typing the bad news to us. I can't look at you, Frank Ocean!
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AND Fist Brown gets away with it YET AGAIN!
He has had many prosecutable instances since pulverizing RiRi's face but he always gets away with it.
He is the male Lilo!
Ok Frankie, How much did Chris pay you?
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
AS A CHILD I THOUGHT IF SOMEONE JUMPED ME IT WOULD RESULT IN ME MURDERING OR MUTILATING A MAN.
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So.... you were psychotic as a child is this what you're telling us?
*rolls eyes*
1. I don't care about either one of these stunt queens and wish they would both sit their bussies in some Preparation H. ASAP.
2. How does one get jumped with an entourage/friends around?
3. My abuelita ran 3 number spots, loved gin and gambling, hated kids, and was a social service worker.... your memaw ain't got shit on mine!
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A good pimp never tells.-M.K.
Eh, I wish he had filed charges. But if he didn't, it's probably because he also did some provoking shit during the fight.
Both are overrated queens.
Look up the phrase "to stupid to live" and you will find a picture of Chris Brown. I'm waiting for him to jump somebody that will clean his clock.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Methinks this loser has somethin to hide. Maybe a completely different kind of fisting went down.
*Wink*
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Steven Tyler does White Oprah drag better than White Oprah does White Oprah drag. - MK
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 4:48pm.
Okay, I have to call bullshit.
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I'm with you on this one, I too think something in the milk ain't clean and Frank isn't totally innocent.
I HATE CB as much as anyone else but if you run around with an entourage like a self important Dbag then...well you're a Dbag regardless of who you are.
Letting or getting people in your entourage to fight for you makes you look like a power tripping egomaniac. If you have an issue with someone and it leads to a fight then be man enough and fight your own battles.
Going on line and tweeting to the world about how much of a modern man and artist your are makes you look like a Dbag as well.
Submitted by miz cynical on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 6:12pm.
Umm, can we talk about the guy named 'Chito'? How's that pronounced?
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Maybe it's pronounced like Cheeto? Like the cheese puff sticks. XD
I also think that so many celebs have entourages because when you become famous you're a target for a lot of shit, so a lot of random people making up your entourage is probably cheaper than walking around with like 6 bodyguards everywhere. Entourage= cheap Human Shield.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Chris Brown gives disgusting, girlfriend beating, moronic, narcissistic, low class, Michael Jackson wannabe thugs a bad name.
Umm, can we talk about the guy named 'Chito'? How's that pronounced? Like, 'shito'? Wtf? Also, I agree that an 'entourage = paid hangerson. Fuck that. If I had that kinda money, I wouldn't need any more people in my life on my payroll. Isn't one of the perks of being rich is that you don't have to be surrounded by people? Also, how the fuck do you have an entourage when you're driving a Lambo? The car only has room for a driver and passenger.
Whatever. I was hoping that Chris would be hauled off to jail. Oh, well.
the foolish fools
Sorry.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Forgiveness= Chris paid him off OR this was a set up by both of them for publicity.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
No charges...SHOW ME THE MONEY!! Out of the goodness of his heart my ass...more like out of the money in CBs bank account.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
They kissed and made up.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by LaChaylo: "...These beefs between rappers = dl bad romance."
Beautifully said, La Chaylo.
And my Great Aunt Droolie (Julie) could strip a chicken leg and eat potato chips without her teefs in. She gummed everything.
My grandma's teef are real and she is a country girl at heart. I'm sure she'll break out some MMA moves on hoes. Family members have some stories... What were we talking about again?
Oh yes, Fisty and the Water-boy... Meh to this entire thing unless parking space is a euphemism for a hot piece of ass. Maybe I'll care
wah. wha. wha. MK, your interpretation of this whole fisticuff-for-fame-fiasco is the most entertaining aspect.
My abuelita would lose...because she ONLY used her dentures out in public. (But that woman would put both these tools in their places!)
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
you'd think as a modern man he'd want an uncivilized piece of trash with a history of assaulting people to be held accountable for his continually violent actions.
Chris is just mad cuz Frank's living Chris' dream.
He's right, loser Fist is not worth it.
"pressing the Kanye key on his laptop" - lol
Please release the caps lock now Frank *whispers* it's ok. ;p
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I say, WWBOD? Listen to him Frank:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg3vzl_VwLc
Another spoiled performer with a Lamborghini. How original.
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WWJD? He would have kicked the difficult browns ass, if not over that parking spot then over that godawful portrait .
Entourage=people that are using you for your money.
Okay, I have to call bullshit. This makes me think that there's more to it than Fist Brown punching someone. I think Ocean doesn't want to go to the law because it was more two sided. I'm not buying this.
Fist should be kissing Frank Ocean's balls and ass at about this point
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
Since when is peace trite? Fist fights at 1 am are trite.
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He should press charges. This shit pisses me off.
no, no, noooo ... this is a red herring, cash passed or something b/c this is bullshit.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Yes, it's a disappointment that he gets a pass, but I guess Frank is right, as it would mean keeping Fist Brown in the spotlight for an extra 15 minutes. He won't be so gentle next time though. What is Frank going to do next, record a duet with him?
And yes, Caps Lock kind of defeats the purpose of claiming you want peace and calling it "trite".
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT US, FRANK OCEAN?
gah. It's called the shift key. Use it.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Forgiveness is for chumps.
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
Did he really have to be all Gandhi like about the incident, come correct honey...
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Don't start none and the'll be none.
My abuelita pulled your anuelita's crucifix off. So there.
And seriously, Frank Ocean? While it's admirable to be a forgiving person, it's not cool to me someone off the hook after victimizing you. Unless you have a cold dish to serve up at a later date.
The caps lock, it burns.
"I can't look at you, Frank Ocean!"
Fine. I'll look at him.
"I immediately was so sick by it and upset that I turned over and went back to sleep.” Soon-Yi Previn
So, they kissed and made up. Come on, Frank. Don't be like Rihanna.
These beefs between rappers = dl bad romance.