Sunday, February 3rd 2013
Birthday Sluts
Rebel Wilson (27)
Tallulah Belle Willis (19)
Sean Kingston (23)
Daddy Yankee (36)
Isla Fisher (37)
Elisa Donovan (42)
Warwick Davis (43)
Maura Tierney (48)
Linda Eder (52)
Thomas Calabro (54)
Lee Ranaldo (56)
Nathan Lane (57)
Lee Ranaldo (57)
Morgan Fairchild (63)
Brenda Dickson (64)
Blythe Danner (70)
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this recent article from January 2013 says that Rebel's 24. so she's almost a full decade older in real life than what she tries to pass as?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2260647/Rebel-Wilson-meets-...
her reported age is so different that even Wiki doesn't mention when she was born, even though that's usually the first thing shown after an actor's name.
that shit's pretty funny. who even tries to lie about their age, knowing that they'll be found out on the internet with an easy search. Celebs must think the general public is so fucking dumb.
Submitted by Orangina on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 4:59pm.
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Of course the worst part of any of them doing it is that, somehow, women aren't worth much after a certain age and only a select few work past 40+. Which is a completely screwed branch, but mighty powerful, of misogyny.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
um, who?
Adele / Kelly O parodies on SNL. That's all the forseeable future shows for this chick, unless she drops a few pounds. The "fat funnygirl" roles are already going to Melissa McCarthy.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
thanks, listers.
last time the super bowl aligned with my birthday, i won some cash and passed out at the bar just before jt unleashed janet's nipple.
eta: shit, i just looked up nipplegate and it was february 1st. all these years i coulda sworn it was on my bday. i must have time travelled while passed out at the bar.
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watching hardcore ufos
Submitted by saltydog on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 4:02pm.
Submitted by carefreea on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 2:36pm.
Her age has been bugging me and a quick google says she was 28 in 2008, as stated here - http://www.girl.com.au/bogan-pride-influences-weight-loss.htm
Typical Hollywood crap and so she's 33, min, today, not 27. Fuckers.
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that's really fucking annoying. I was kinda mad people didn't give Jessica Chastain more shit for doing the same thing, like we're supposed to believe she just didn't notice people were calling her 29 when she was 34.
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I think these chicks are terrified they'll fall off if people find out they aren't in their twenties. And even if they were in their twenties, they'd be saying they were 18. Ha. Like that Sarah Hyland chick who's 23 and plays a 16 year old. She's probably like "YESSS."
HB to all the birthday sluts today.
Happy Birthday fredfred! Have a great day with lots of cake and ice cream! ;p
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Submitted by carefreea on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 2:36pm.
Her age has been bugging me and a quick google says she was 28 in 2008, as stated here - http://www.girl.com.au/bogan-pride-influences-weight-loss.htm
Typical Hollywood crap and so she's 33, min, today, not 27. Fuckers.
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that's really fucking annoying. I was kinda mad people didn't give Jessica Chastain more shit for doing the same thing, like we're supposed to believe she just didn't notice people were calling her 29 when she was 34.
Morgan played a lesbian on "Roseanne", but I don't think she is gay in real life....
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C'mon baby, where's your guts?
You wanna make love, or what?
@Twatty, Hi to you too! Yes, Flamingo Road was when I first saw the gorgeous and manly Mark Harmon:) He was good on Chicago Hope or ER as well. Let's face it, he could just stand there and we'd think he was the cat's meow:)
I think it was Hekki that mention Morgan was gay.
I'll have to ask my bf, see if she knows.
Off for a nap before the game.
GG -- hey, hon! IKR? Goop is an advertisement for birth control!
pushy -- hey, chica! OMG, you remember "Flamingo Road," too? That's where I fell in love with Mark Harmon. I did not know Morgan Fairchild was in the closet. The more you know . . .
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
I used to like Blythe until it clicked - she birthed and raised that conceited twat Paltrow! Ugh, now I just can't with her.
HB Thomas Calabro-Melrose Place and that's all I got. bye bitch.
Morgan Fairchild is gay? Well then, she's a heck of an actress because she's played that sexy broad for a long time. I liked her on Friends as Chandler's Mom and of course, Flamingo Road!
Submitted by annobanano on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 2:31pm.
@ Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 2:19pm.
There is something around the eyes that you just CANNOT hide the age
I've always thought that as well. Don't know what it is but maybe the actually eye. I've seen people with really good surgery and they might not have lines or sagging but they still don't look young. Helen Mirren (sp) has had good work done IMO, but I don't think it makes her look young. Though she does have a rocking body:)and looks very pretty.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 12:53pm.
"...the closeted but wondrous Morgan Fairchild."
Wait, what? Is that true? (my DAR's notoriously unreliable when it comes to women)
Submitted by annobanano on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 2:07pm.
"Afraid that Morgan caved and has done surgery and/or fillers like all of Hollywood. Not so good"
NOOO!
I swear Ms. Banano...between that link yesterday about piercings/modifications and now this!
" I immediately was so sick by it and upset that I turned over and went back to sleep.” Soon-Yi Previn
Her age has been bugging me and a quick google says she was 28 in 2008, as stated here - http://www.girl.com.au/bogan-pride-influences-weight-loss.htm
Typical Hollywood crap and so she's 33, min, today, not 27. Fuckers.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
who?
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God don't like ugly.
@ Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 2:19pm.
There is something around the eyes that you just CANNOT hide the age. You can fill & plump you face all to hell, but you just look old with a full face. Courtney Cox already looks this way.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WILLOW.
anno: JFC, just say no to fillers! She would probably still look beautiful if she hadn't stuffed her face with crap. Her lips look like fucking earthworms. One more bad thing about those fillers, if you don't keep filling, your lips will look like Heidi Fleiss's deflated and sagging mouth.
@ Ecce Homo
Afraid that Morgan caved and has done surgery and/or fillers like all of Hollywood. Not so good:
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.bravotv.com/media/imageca...
HB Blythe...you should have used a condom.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
HB to Daddy Yankee!!! And Islam Fisher, Thomas Calabro and Rebel. Bitch is funny.
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
Submitted by Meatblocks
Holee shit, get outta mah head!
I totally thought, Kelly Osbourne up here.
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You might find The Hoff in a bar
or in Germany with a guitar.
He might do a dance
in shiny black pants,
but at least he can talk to his car.
is this a kelly osbourne alter ego thing?
never heard of this little lotta but apparently those guys have and there's enough to go around for everyone (*quietly steps the fuck outta line*).
once again, i leave this list feeling like miserable recluse because i don't know many and those that i do i can't stand/have nothing nice to say about.
aka "what else is new".
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
This chick is serving up Adele with Down's Syndrome REALNESS.
Talulah - HB to the most facially blessed of the Willis girls.
Lee Ranaldo - you god, you
Blythe Danner - please spank your spawn!
Warwick Davis - anyone named after Dionne Warwick is a (psychic) friend of mine!
Morgan Fairchild - I only know you from Old Navy commercials and I used to confuse you with Locklear, but HB to you and your plastic nose.
*"I got 99 problems, being a bitch ain't one!"*
-Courtney Love @ Sundance 2013
HB Morgan Fairchild -she was my first NYC celebrity siting, walking down park ave. she's adorable and a wee thing in person!
Happy Birfday to the closeted but wondrous Morgan Fairchild.
Elisa Donovan(Forever Amber)"Miss Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose."
Dionne: "Well, there goes your social life."
Maura Tierney: damn, I used to love Newsradio.
Morgan Fairchild: I kinda think Sharon Stone swiped the whole "I'm a gorgeous blond, but I'm also a genius" archetype from Morgan,who really is a brainiac (and still stunning, I bet)!
Blythe Danner: Fine actress. I like her, and I find her daughter hilarious!
Nathan Lane: I'm still reeling from the shock of him coming out of the closet. Would never have suspected.
Happy Birthday, Sluts!
I know this pic was probably meant to be tongue-in-cheek, but all the double chin and those obsese legs do is make me feel sorry for her. She looks uncomfortable.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by cripbabe on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 12:19pm.
so Rebel Wilson is the new, go-to fat chick. just wait, she too will follow the Ricki Lake/Marissa Jaret Winokur playbook and lose a bunch of weight once she realizes that chubby roles are limited. plus, she doesn't look 27 - she looks older. actors routinely lie about their age, so my guess is she's closer to 35 in reality...
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Yuppers. I'd dare even say 36. Because if you look at her list of accomplishments on Wikipedia, there's no way she could've done all that stuff (moved here, traveled there, graduated from here) all before moving to Hollywood to become an actress. It's pretty obvious that her claim of "27" doesn't add up. Plus, didn't she used to be on British TV in the early 2000's? And she was playing 20-somethings then.
so Rebel Wilson is the new, go-to fat chick. just wait, she too will follow the Ricki Lake/Marissa Jaret Winokur playbook and lose a bunch of weight once she realizes that chubby roles are limited. plus, she doesn't look 27 - she looks older. actors routinely lie about their age, so my guess is she's closer to 35 in reality...
She scoffs at your antiquated, hidebound notions of diet.
Shit: her siblings are named Liberty, Ryot, and Annachi. I bet her parents were equally conventional.
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Electric Feel
Blythe Danner is a failure as a parent.
HB Nathan Lane and especially your eyebrows which are a national treasure.
HB Morgan Fairchild, nobody's witless barbie doll. Loved her as Sandra Bernhard's gf on Roseanne.
I esteem Blythe Danner enough to almost forgive her for inflicting Gwyneth upon us. Almost.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Happy Birthday, fredfred! Enjoy your day!
Now I have to check out Lee Renaldo.
HB Nathan Lane, Blythe Danner, Morgan Fairchild.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Riiiight, Rebel Wilson's 27. I wonder why she didn't list her age on her Wikipedia page for so long. I guess her and her people were deciding on an appropriate age she could get away with while still sounding kind of young. She's like, 33.
She still wants to book high school roles so she's pretending she's still in her 20's. I ain't buying it though. There's no way she graduated from college in 2003 if she just turned 27.
Adele is much prettier than this woman.
Happy Birthday to Blythe Danner, she is still beautiful, and to Maura Tierney, who is underrated.
Blech, to the youngest Potato Sister.
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Got my own mind
I wanna make my own decisions
When it has to do with my life, my life
I wanna be the one in control
HB to FredFred-Have a GREAT day.
HB to Maura Tierney and Nathan Lane
who dat?
Lee Renaldo seems to get older by the minute. And I thought that Beth Ditto was following the Kelly Osborne regimen.
Happy birthday Isla, Maura and Blythe! :)
How typical. Zaftig woman surrounded by adoring gay men.
Blythe Danner -- you are so on, lady. (Even though you're daughter...goop....is my least favorite celeb. I always thought Blythe Danner was/is stunning...and a great actress.
Happy Birthday slores!
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
I thought it was Kelly Osbourne as well!
Oopsie! I'll take this double post time to recommend the bachelorette with rebel, Kirsten dunst and Janis Ian from
Mean girls who is actually gorg In real life..it was actually real and funny unlike bridesmaids which was depressing and bathroom humor :)
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Omg I love rebel Wilson. If you haven't seen pitch perfect with her and Anna Kendrick that shit is funnnnny!
Hbd rebel and happy birthday to one of my girl crushes isla fisher!
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
LMAO! thought it was Adele too.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Happy Birthdays Lee Ranaldo!
*puts on Washing Machine*