Spring Is Coming Early (Or If You're In Southern California, NO CHANGE!)
Here's American legend Punxsutawney Phil making the same face I made the other day at Starbucks when the lady in front of me told her friend that she drinks so much Starbucks that her poops smell like coffee. If you told me you were going to Gobbler's Knob to watch a grown man pull a hairy thing out of a hole, I'd tell you that I've never heard of that glory hole before and I'd grab my favorite knee pads while begging you to take me with you. Gobbler's Knob sounds like a street name in Gold Base, but it's actually Punxsutawney Phil's homeland!
The NYDN says that thousands jammed themselves in Gobbler's Knob early this morning to see if they can put their heating pad thong in storage early. Phil came out of his hole and didn't see his shadow, which means that spring is coming early! But you know, I wouldn't put my heating pad thong away just yet, because look at Phil's face. Phil might be phucking with you. Never trust a side eye-throwing groundhog. Or maybe Phil is throwing a side eye, because he's so over us weird ass humans and our weird ass traditions.
Happy Early Spring, everyone! And to those of us in Southern California, Florida and Hawaii, Happy Same As Always!
(Thanks, Sweetas)
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VOB, IF is on the fast track to clawdom.
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IF, when do you head out, tomorrow? Lucky ho.
@VOB, you didn't stay for the dudes did you? I thought you went home already and were healing up.
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Doggie .. You said the claw in training had arrived? Is she a sister in claw.? Claw by birth? Due tell... :)
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Whatever you say, Irish.
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Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 9:49pm.
Bueler? Anyone? Anyone?....
Doc was/ still adorable and his hand holding skills did not diminish in a week... We also had Benno the male nurse-slash actor- model with the great ass... I was pretty sedated.. So I do believe I was rather vocal in my approval.. Made me quite the popular patient.. Lmao... Woot... But they wouldn't give me any dollar bills... I know.. Hospital slore...
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Are you still in hospital? What is going on?
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I don't smoke weed, it's not my thing.
I drink holy water and pray. I'm a very religious person.
I pray for you everyday, Dog. I hope you get right with The Lord very soon.
For he who hath noth gottenth righteous with the Lordeth shall be destined to a life of crotch critters and the People of the Craw. Book of Fury, Verse 9, subsection D, part 4.
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Bueler? Anyone? Anyone?....
Doc was/ still adorable and his hand holding skills did not diminish in a week... We also had Benno the male nurse-slash actor- model with the great ass... I was pretty sedated.. So I do believe I was rather vocal in my approval.. Made me quite the popular patient.. Lmao... Woot... But they wouldn't give me any dollar bills... I know.. Hospital slore...
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by IrishFury on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 9:42pm.
I see you're NOT smoking the weed. Perhaps you should have some strong coffee.
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 9:38pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 9:34pm.
Drinking alone again, huh?
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YOU'RE NOT ALONE IF YOU TALK TO YOURSELF, OK, CROTCH ROT??
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VOB
The wheels are such a treat!
And speaking of tennis, I cashed in points on a credit card I hardly use anymore (well, once a month to keep my score high) and have $175 in gift certs to TJs/Marshalls so I got some excellent tennis gear to wear, today.
I'm taking it with me for vacation, the resort has tennis clinics included every morning and Imma sign up for private lessons too, they are a third of the price as they are Stateside.
What's going on with you, how are you feeling? News? Gossip? Anything? Bueler...?
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Submitted by IrishFury on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 9:34pm.
Drinking alone again, huh?
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IF... Will do.. Lol... How are the new wheels and are you getting ready for Tennis Season?
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 9:24pm.
Foxxy.. Is that. Your assistant out in the helipad with the crab dip. Hi IF.. We were discussing the lethal pepper. actually.. They were and I just thread busted.. :: runs to get crab dip.. :)
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Submitted by IrishFury on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 9:18pm.
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Lol. Good timing. Food's the thing tonight IF. Whatever you want to do... ;)
Thanks for the npr definition VOB. Couldn't figure out unless the food was very spicy. ha
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Daughter in Claw?
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 9:27pm.
[Michael Buffer voice} leeeeeeetttttttt'ssssss get ready to ruuuuummmmmbbbblllleeeeee...
*hands Dog an Ambien...*
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You'd like that, wouldn't you? Instigator.
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Doggie.. You fill a shot glass with cold milk. Put it over you eye.. Tilt your head back and blink... You fill in the milk pepper humiliation part.. I guess it comes from family watching and ... The wot wot that follows ..lol
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
[Michael Buffer voice} leeeeeeetttttttt'ssssss get ready to ruuuuummmmmbbbblllleeeeee...
*hands Dog an Ambien...*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Foxxy.. Is that. Your assistant out in the helipad with the crab dip. Hi IF.. We were discussing the lethal pepper. actually.. They were and I just thread busted.. :: runs to get crab dip.. :)
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 9:21pm.
"Eye bath and humiliation"??? Wot?
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Oh look. The Claw-in-Training has arrived.
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You can easily spend $8000-$10,000 a year on Botox and fillers done approximately 4/times a year. Less product done more frequently is better and more natural.
It adds up really fast.
Doggie apparently your not the first top chef to burn her eyes with hot peppers. Chefs blogs recommend shot glass with milk. Eye bath and humiliation. But relief was almost immediate,
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
One of the things I hated about SoCal! Same ole boring 75 degrees!
Submitted by mike on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 9:16pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 9:14pm.
True enough.
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I can only imagine what The Claw would say if she found I out I did, if I did it. She calls me Barbie after one glass of wine. Ever seen Anthony Marshall's wife? Yeah, The Claw in ten years.
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 9:10pm.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 9:08pm.
Doggie..
Since Irish isn't on.. are you licensed to handle a pepper?:)- :::ducks
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Yes but I shouldn't be. Truly, I would have sworn I washed my hands very well but I didn't. Went to take out my contacts. Baaaaad move. :-(
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Even if you slave all night Foxxy, you'll be in good company. You won't have time tomorrow so take advantage of the few hours you have left.
*thanks*
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VOB, I'm fine, thanks. I had washed my hands enough times so that very little oil was left. It was just a nasty sting - kind of like soap.
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 9:14pm.
True enough.
Doggie..
.. Not joking.. Are you OK?.... I don't know what you could do to neutralize that.. But I know that's serious... Can damage you eyes for real.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 9:13pm.
@ bambam -- i have gas burners and am way too busy keeping my life simple and elegant to stand and hold peppers over a burner.
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How very Lady Caca of you.
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Submitted by mike on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 9:13pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 9:08pm.
No, mike. My husband is so violently against it, it was easier to just let it go.
Pffft.
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He loves me the way I am. After all these years together, that's pretty cool. :-)
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@ bambam -- i have gas burners and am way too busy keeping my life simple and elegant to stand and hold peppers over a burner
@ VOB - hiiiiiii!!!! glad you're back! i'm cooking [not yet sure what i have in the cabinet for sauce] wings and a shrimp/crab dip
@ within - *sends you fed ex care package* dinner is pork tenderloin, kale and probably rolls
*for some reason Foxxy is in the mood to cook tonight
**in approx 3 hours Foxxy will be regretting this mood and cursing herself**
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 9:08pm.
No, mike. My husband is so violently against it, it was easier to just let it go.
Pffft.
DNR- living will ... Do not resuscitate...
..let the peppers die in peace..
Foxxy.. Send crab dip.. Yummmmmm
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 9:08pm.
Doggie..
Since Irish isn't on.. are you licensed to handle a pepper?:)- :::ducks
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Yes but I shouldn't be. Truly, I would have sworn I washed my hands very well but I didn't. Went to take out my contacts. Baaaaad move. :-(
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VOB, Foxxy's cooking party sounds mouth watering, right? lol but what's dnr?
Don't remember who said they woke Phil from hibernation for the ceremony. I thought they kept him somewhere else, no wonder he looks so grumpy.
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No, mike. My husband is so violently against it, it was easier to just let it go.
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Doggie..
Since Irish isn't on.. are you licensed to handle a pepper?:)- :::ducks
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 9:03pm.
Dog, sent your Greek dip over to the kid. She loves all that stuff. about 1/2 cut each?
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Hell no. That is one of the most labor-intensive things ever. Just making the Crazy Feta is a chore. Everything else is fresh and has to be chopped.
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Dog, you thought anymore about Botox? If so, you might want to ask your derm. about fillers. They're a bit more expensive, but in most cases you get more bang for your buck.
Submitted by mike on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 9:02pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 8:47pm.
Anyone ever been to Graceland? Is it true it sits in the middle if a city slum?????
Well, it is in Memphis.
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Well, I'm watching a documentary on a murder that took place in Memphis and it looks like a nice place to me.
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Dog, sent your Greek dip over to the kid. She loves all that stuff. about 1/2 cut each?
Thanks.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 9:02pm.
I was thee one making the dip with the pesky peppers.
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 8:47pm.
Anyone ever been to Graceland? Is it true it sits in the middle if a city slum?????
Well, it is in Memphis.
Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 8:46pm
LOL! actually think they are really cute but if one was in my HOUSE. I gotta be honest, I'd probably shoot that fucker. Rabie shots sort of freak me out.
DNR dead fat finger peppers? Foxxy do all your dip recipes come with a living will? ::.;grins.... :). Hey Babes...:D
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 8:22pm.
@ Dog -- do not recall. i lightly bathe in olive oil first. i have overcooked to softness but they stay the same size
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I've never done them myself but couldn't you blacken jalapenos on a burner then place them in a paper bag like you would bell peppers?
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Foxxy, Don't forget to share some of that good stuff. ;p
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Anyone ever been to Graceland? Is it true it sits in the middle if a city slum?????
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