Big Treasure (the groom in the crooked tie) and Little Treasure (the groom in bride drag who is killing it by wearing half of a banana clip as a tiara)!
Big Treasure and Little Treasure became internet famous this week after they posted pictures from their gay wedding on Weibo, China’s answer to Twitter. Queerty says that one of them is a retired history teacher and the other one is a water delivery man and they met when the water delivery man delivered water to the retired history teacher. That’s pretty much how the plot to my favorite gay porn starts. Hong Kong’s Big Love alliance inspired them to declare their love for each other in front of everyone. So Big Treasure slapped on a crooked tie and Little Treasure threw some strapless bridal elegance on his body and they got married with a bunch of other gay couples even though China isn’t down with same-sex marriage yet. The Treasures were hoping that one of their sons would show up to their special day, but that piece of ungrateful brat trash didn’t!
“It’s disappointing that outsiders can bless us but not our own son. The heartless child is sabotaging our happiness.”
Screw that heartless child! It’s his loss for depriving himself of experiencing this adorable ceremony of love. And it’s his loss for depriving himself the experience of seeing Little Treasure show Kim Kardashian how a tiara headband is really worn. And where are the pictures of Big Treasure pulling Little Treasure’s garter belt off with his teeth? I bet their friend in the grey polka dot shirt is the one who caught it.