Hot Sluts Of The Day!

Big Treasure (the groom in the crooked tie) and Little Treasure (the groom in bride drag who is killing it by wearing half of a banana clip as a tiara)!

Big Treasure and Little Treasure became internet famous this week after they posted pictures from their gay wedding on Weibo, China's answer to Twitter. Queerty says that one of them is a retired history teacher and the other one is a water delivery man and they met when the water delivery man delivered water to the retired history teacher. That's pretty much how the plot to my favorite gay porn starts. Hong Kong's Big Love alliance inspired them to declare their love for each other in front of everyone. So Big Treasure slapped on a crooked tie and Little Treasure threw some strapless bridal elegance on his body and they got married with a bunch of other gay couples even though China isn't down with same-sex marriage yet. The Treasures were hoping that one of their sons would show up to their special day, but that piece of ungrateful brat trash didn't!

“It’s disappointing that outsiders can bless us but not our own son. The heartless child is sabotaging our happiness.”

Screw that heartless child! It's his loss for depriving himself of experiencing this adorable ceremony of love. And it's his loss for depriving himself the experience of seeing Little Treasure show Kim Kardashian how a tiara headband is really worn. And where are the pictures of Big Treasure pulling Little Treasure's garter belt off with his teeth? I bet their friend in the grey polka dot shirt is the one who caught it.

via Buzzfed & Gay Star News (For Joe, Laisa and Heidi)

Posted by: Michael K

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Hot Slut of the Day

Submitted by KeyLimePie on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 4:38am.

Mazel tov!

Submitted by Desertrat on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 12:36pm.

Congratulations to these two!
They are actually very brave and just became activists by posting this pic and publicly outing themselves.
You guys rock!

Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 1:51am.

Congratulations to Mssrs Scheinberg and MacDougal.

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God don't like ugly.

Submitted by Thamar on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 12:18am.

Gong xi!

Submitted by justincase on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 10:08pm.

PRECIOUS!!!Hot Sluts.

Submitted by Green Is Good on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 9:26pm.

"Love is a many splendored thing". ( sung at the top of my lungs. Eff the neighbors.)

And: "what the world needs now is love, sweet love".

Btw, the Bridal bouquet Is beautiful.

Submitted by joanne on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 9:15pm.

Congrats.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 7:50pm.

Congrats to them, they're sweet.

One of them is a water delivery man?

*reminding how fortunate I am to live in a place where water doesn't have to be delivered*

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Submitted by spilledmilk on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 7:35pm.

Aw good for them! Such a sweet story.

Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 7:16pm.

Aw bless.

Submitted by blaase on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 5:39pm.

They have completely different noses, but they do look alike.
then again I think all chinese people look alike.....

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 5:12pm.

Submitted by Aerialgreen on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 4:28pm.
They really look like a like, had to read the article to see what was happening here

Me too - it was a real mindfuck for a minute there.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 4:55pm.

Submitted by saltydog on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 4:52pm.

since China has that one-child policy you'd think they'd be down with gay marriage.
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Salty, they may have to be down with it sooner than they think because of that one child policy and couples selecting to have males.

Submitted by saltydog on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 4:52pm.

since China has that one-child policy you'd think they'd be down with gay marriage.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 4:41pm.

Congrats to these two sweeties! <333

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Submitted by Aerialgreen on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 4:28pm.

They really look like a like, had to read the article to see what was happening here

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 3:37pm.

I had my feelings surgically removed so I wouldn't feel anything, but damn, this is reconnecting some nerve endings.

What is that in my eye?? Damnnit....

*sniffles*

Submitted by PeggyOlson on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 3:27pm.

They're sooo cute!

"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men

Submitted by sonne on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 3:13pm.

Good for them. the lamp is a close contender for hot slut!

Submitted by _meh_ on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 2:56pm.

I love these adorable sluts and I love everything about this story, from the crooked bow tie to the retired history teacher bit.

Submitted by Sweetas on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 2:39pm.

Aw, they are adorable. This belongs in a museum tag is needed!!

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 2:27pm.

This gets me in my feelsy spot. Love it, love them, and hope the son gets over himself right quick.

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 2:07pm.

Good for them, but they don't give enough info about who "the heartless child" belongs too, an how all that came about, for me to throw shade at. Was one of them married and had a son at one point? Got divorced and came out? I mean, you can't blame a person for having some animosity toward someone who broke up a familial unit, regardless of it being for another person opposite sex or same sex. That's rough and a shock on a lot of people if you're use to having married parents. I'd hope at one point they'd get over it, but it is understandable there would be some resistance, especially in China. They aren't particularly known for open mindedness.

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Submitted by JimiJanisJim on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 2:05pm.

OMG, are you fucking kidding me?

This is as messed up as his bow tie.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 2:02pm.

They look so happy. And that is all that matters.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by cocoebert on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 1:52pm.

I love everything about this story. Even the sad part about the son is wonderfully soapy. Old gay pepaws FTW.

Submitted by Girl about town on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 1:47pm.

Live and let live!

this spoof of Beyonce reacting to Kim's baby news is hysterical!

http://whatpplaresaying.blogspot.ca/2013/02/beyonce-reacts-to-kims-pregn...
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Submitted by jelliebean on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 1:36pm.

"The heartless child is sabotaging our happiness."

And that's how a Tiger Daddymomma slaps down his kid. *files this away in "Parenting" folder*

Mazel Tov!
This makes me so happy to see love and freedom bloom in communist China. Maybe there's hope for us here... Ronaiah.
I just found out a couple years ago about 'pray the gay away.'
People actually do this and think it works?
Really?