Wearing a wig that looks better than anything on Nicki Minaj’s head and showing Keith Urban what Nicole Kidman would look like if she didn’t replace all the blood in her face with coolant, Steven Tyler made nipples moist when he auditioned for four Fraggle Rock refugees as Pepper LaBeija from the House of LaBeija. (+10 points to Steven for that Paris is Burning reference.) Steven Tyler must not have shit to do, because he returned to American Idol last night and looked like he just jacked off a bellboy in exchange for two cots in a storage closet at The Beverly Hills Hotel. Steven Tyler does White Oprah drag better than White Oprah does White Oprah drag.
Here’s Steven giving us some Dude Looks Like A Lohan shit:
And I know Steven Tyler’s got a dick hole cut out in those control top tights, so yes, yes, I would.
via Daily Mail