Friday, February 1st 2013
Open Post: Hosted By Kanye West In A Straitjacket
Kanye West performed in Abu Dhabi last night and he wore the same outfit his publicists strapped to his body when they wanted him to stop tweeting. Slap a piece of industrial-strength tape over Kanye's mouth and he'd never look better! I know that Kanye is trying be oh-so-edgy and is trying to give us new layers of art (he isn't), but I'd be pissed if I spent good money on a Kanye concert only to have my soul fall out of my ass when he came out looking like the terrifying spawn of Michael Myers and Dr. Lecter. The mental patient mummy look is not the look.
And speaking of whorifying things, here's a knocked up Kim Kartrashian leaving the hair salon yesterday.
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*picks up tubes of lube/ hunts down mr. g*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by beb on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 9:14pm.
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So sorry to hear your back is still tender. Did you do any physio for it?
You mean BH arrived and right away taking about his work day - while you were still asleep? Don't you get up at like dawn? Yes, you need to remind him that this will make you cranky and that you will do the same to him at 4 am the next morning, then do it. hehehe
Seriously, he sounds stressed out. Did he unleash the stress dragon? ;p
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Submitted by veryoldbat on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 8:26pm.
HEy Beb.. Withy.. Steamiest.. Kiki.. Boredas...
:::: I want want the straight jacket as my avi for the next few weeks.. I laughed so hard wen I saw the post...
Good Evening all..:)
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Hi Veryoldbat! How are you feeling this evening?!?
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
I'll take a few of those Fuckitols VOB, gonna need them next week I think. ;-)
GG...::;tosses ..... Footies.. Shampoo and Fukitols for all.. :))))....oh yeah.. And lube... The healthy kind.... LMao
* humms theme to Pink Panther
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Esteem - they certainly were giving me an education about teas. I should go back (they weren't open when I got into work most of this month).
Hi Within and VOB! I'm practicing a dramatic speech for BH about sleep. He was pissed at me last night because I wasn't ready/willing to have a convo with him when he got home (around 1AM). Do I need to remind him about the different stages of sleep and the time it takes to get to the deepest sleep (he WAS a psychology major...)
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAH - WithinReason
I chase your love around a Figure 8, I need you more than I can take. You promise forever and a day, and then you take it all away.
VOB, glad you are back. Did you steal any footies, rubber gloves and lube for us?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
VOB, you mean Benno was MUCHO BUENO? Those scrubs do look sexy, don't they? When did you get home, yesterday?
Hi Kiki♡, Lucy♡! ;p
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Luci..:) was I dreaming.. Are you coming to the states in July?
I'm home at least for another two weeks. They were wonderful to me.. And had a hot male nurse Benno... Yummmmm... Everyone should have a male nurse named Benno at least once:D
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
@VOB - I hope you're feeling better! Good to see you around these parts.
Congratulations on your five year chip.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
@ WR Hi there!
@beb - hmm, I'm sure you'll make up for the painful walk to the kiosk once you get your stride back. ;-)
Did I read they were teaching you about teas? Sounds yummy...the tea too, of course. =P
VoB! Glad to see you around, I trust all went well? ♥
VOB, Happy to see you bouncy and chipper! You up and about ok? Five year chip, huh? Quite the accomplishment. You doing anything special to celebrate? How about celebrating the entire month of February!? We'll help. ;p
It was all good today, kinda quiet in fact. Glad Friday's here.
@Esteem, good evening to you!
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@ VOB
Hi! How are you feeling? Good I hope...all went well? {{hugs}}
How are you MIss Withy? ;) how was your week? I got my 5 year chip when I was away.. Does the five year chip happy dances.. ** then Camille flops into bed.. - for Hekki
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Bebeh's here? VOB is here? Well looky there! How you all doing?
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HEy Beb.. Withy.. Steamiest.. Kiki.. Boredas...
:::: I want want the straight jacket as my avi for the next few weeks.. I laughed so hard wen I saw the post...
Good Evening all..:)
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Another Phantom of WTF sighting? *Ignores the WhoreMomia*
*Good evening and happy Friday!*
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Idk how long ago this was or when this was made, but this little Canadian kid pretty much described exactly why assholes like this exist and what is wrong with this planet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TQmz6Rbpnu0
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"Vanity’s a business built to fleece the unique. Silicone and stars collide. The rest will fall in line. Just as beautiful as you are, it’s so pitiful what you are.You should have seen this coming all along."
Submitted by Esteem on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 8:08pm.
I am lucky. To the touch, it still feels a little weird (like swelling), but I'm moving as well as I used to.
Yes, our new teammate started Monday. I think she's catching on very quickly, and will ultimately be a big contributor to the group.
Despite the oozing hotness of the employees, I have not been to the coffee place in my building since the New Year. Maybe once my back heals, I'll order a drink with a slap-n-tickle in the back room. ;-)
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAH - WithinReason
I chase your love around a Figure 8, I need you more than I can take. You promise forever and a day, and then you take it all away.
Submitted by beb on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 8:01pm.
Glad to hear you're better, but that must have been a really hard fall if the bruising is still bad. You're lucky you didn't break anything and/or slip a disc in that case.
I didn't read you were able to get more help in-office, good! Hopefully she'll be an asset and not cause you more work.
How's the cuties in the coffee kiosk? No, I did not just give you an evil smirk...ok, I did, but eye candy is good, yes? ;-)
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 7:47pm.
Submitted by M.E.: "Hekki - BACK LABOR! OMG! Swear to fukcing GOD that is the worst shit ever."
Co-sign on the back labor being a special kind of hellacious torture. There was not enough painkillers in the entire hospital!
Thunder only happens when it's rainin
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Submitted by Esteem on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 7:58pm.
I'm doing OK. The back is better after the black ice incident, but the bruising is still pretty bad. Work is moving along - our new hire started Monday, and she seems to be picking things up pretty quickly.
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAH - WithinReason
I chase your love around a Figure 8, I need you more than I can take. You promise forever and a day, and then you take it all away.
@ beb
Hey there! I'm good thanks, how are you? ;-)
Submitted by mike: "Y'all, my favorite Bush died! Barney died at the age of twelve. Lymphoma."
Aww. That sucks. I am not a fan of that family, but that's sad. For some reason, I think old Dubya was a good dad to Barney.
Submitted by M.E.: "Hekki - BACK LABOR! OMG! Swear to fukcing GOD that is the worst shit ever."
Which is why I wish it on this piece of decroded shit.
But I'm sorry it happened to you. Never had it, but I've heard the horror stories. Yikes. Thank god for modern medicine.
Submitted by Esteem on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 7:39pm.
Hi!!! How you doing?
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAH - WithinReason
I chase your love around a Figure 8, I need you more than I can take. You promise forever and a day, and then you take it all away.
How is Kanye not the HSTOD?
I mean that for real---this is the BEST he has EVER looked!
I wish he'd.make this his permanent look.
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
I can't wait to see her blow up like a blimp. It's going to be epic.
He is so damn stupid...
Submitted by mike on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 5:56pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 5:51pm.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 5:47pm.
Wassup, fuckers? I've almost decided that I want to move back to CA in a few years.
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O'RLY?
Where? (in general)
Southern. Northern CA is pretty, but the winters are too dark. I find the redwoods, cypress, and other conifers kind of oppressive (weird, I know).
Hey beb!
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AH! Well, ME LIKEY MY REDWOODS AND CYPRESS TREES!!!
Actually, I think I'll take the kids hiking through Henry Cowell tomorrow. It's supposed to be nice and warm here. :D
Well, if you move back....WELCOME HOME!!!!
I'm out. TONIGHT EVERYONE! xo
@Hekki - I love Khloe. I really hope she becomes a mother, either through birth/surrogacy/adoption. She cracks me up and I think she'd be a good mother. She's the only Kardashian I can abide.
@bambam - http://www.buzzfeed.com/summeranne/cutest-things-we-saw-behind-the-scene...
Puppies, kitties and the hedgehog cheerleaders!
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
mike - he n miss millie were the only members of that family I cld stand
Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Dp
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Y'all, my favorite Bush died! Barney died at the age of twelve. Lymphoma.
Oops.
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Submitted by mike on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 5:59pm.
Boredom is a killer. I can take just about anything but being bored.
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Kanye looks like he's trying to audition to be a member of Slipknot.
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"Vanity’s a business built to fleece the unique. Silicone and stars collide. The rest will fall in line. Just as beautiful as you are, it’s so pitiful what you are.You should have seen this coming all along."
dp.
still think this pregnancy is nothing more than a stunt.
maybe just wishful thinking, i dunno
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 6:05pm.
However, this fuckery....just no. Anyway this has nothing to do about nothing, but for whatever this---> http://youtu.be/sTJ7AzBIJoI which is odd because I haven't heard it on the radio in FOREVER...
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Wow - *loved* this song. So fucking true.
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAH - WithinReason
I chase your love around a Figure 8, I need you more than I can take. You promise forever and a day, and then you take it all away.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 6:04pm.
Doing OK, GG. Enjoy the movie! We expect a full review. ;-)
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAH - WithinReason
I chase your love around a Figure 8, I need you more than I can take. You promise forever and a day, and then you take it all away.
Hiya beb dear! How you been?
Well be back - going to the movies wif my son.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by mike on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 5:56pm.
I've never been to Southern CA. Used to live in San Francisco, and am willing to move back if the right job was there waiting for me.
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAH - WithinReason
I chase your love around a Figure 8, I need you more than I can take. You promise forever and a day, and then you take it all away.
Is Kanye trying to be avant-garde or something with this shit? I'm not gonna lie, I like some of Kanye's music, in spite of being an egostical maniacal gayfish, he is a talented guy.
However, this fuckery....just no. Anyway this has nothing to do about nothing, but for whatever this---> http://youtu.be/sTJ7AzBIJoI which is odd because I haven't heard it on the radio in FOREVER...
has been stuck in my fucking head for the past 3 days along with "Wicked Games" by The Weeknd, his voice is smooth like fucking buttah, a friend introduced his music to me, for all you R&B type music lovin sluts, I would check him out,
On topic: Kim's an asshole, but I honestly can't find the energy to give a shit about her fat pregnant ass, you slunts are taking the wheel just nicely on that anyway. LMAO! Some of you hoes are vicious, and this is why I adore you. ;)
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"Vanity’s a business built to fleece the unique. Silicone and stars collide. The rest will fall in line. Just as beautiful as you are, it’s so pitiful what you are.You should have seen this coming all along."
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 5:51pm.
Uh oh, what happened mike?
Nothing really. I'm extraordinarily bored where I live, and I hate the direction the state is headed (for mostly political reasons). I've mentioned it to my parents (to whom I'm very close), and they understand.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 5:51pm.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 5:47pm.
Wassup, fuckers? I've almost decided that I want to move back to CA in a few years.
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O'RLY?
Where? (in general)
Southern. Northern CA is pretty, but the winters are too dark. I find the redwoods, cypress, and other conifers kind of oppressive (weird, I know).
Hey beb!
you know you are depressed when you are completely out of toilet paper and can't bring yourself to go get any, because taht means going outside.....
but the Puppy Cam brings me joy! thanks Bambam for the link.
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Have a good one MJT!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Have a good weekend dlisters!
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