Kanye West performed in Abu Dhabi last night and he wore the same outfit his publicists strapped to his body when they wanted him to stop tweeting. Slap a piece of industrial-strength tape over Kanye’s mouth and he’d never look better! I know that Kanye is trying be oh-so-edgy and is trying to give us new layers of art (he isn’t), but I’d be pissed if I spent good money on a Kanye concert only to have my soul fall out of my ass when he came out looking like the terrifying spawn of Michael Myers and Dr. Lecter. The mental patient mummy look is not the look.
And speaking of whorifying things, here’s a knocked up Kim Kartrashian leaving the hair salon yesterday.