Night Crumbs

Penelope Cruz and the Spanish Jeffrey Dean Morgan made another baby and will they please name their kid Concepcion. Will somebody please name their baby Concepcion, so I can’t stop going on and on about it! – Just Jared

Charlize Theron gets one step closer to looking completely like a twink boy bander circa 2002 – Lainey Gossip

Lindsay Lohan should try Larry H. Parker – The Superficial 

An illegal act = cutting a topless Ryan Gosling scene from a movie – Towleroad

Emily Ratajkowski, who ever that is, is serving up extra large portions of patriotic elegance – Hollywood Tuna 

Rooney Mara is dressed like a Russian toddler at her baptism – Celebitchy

I’m getting a slight 1990s Nicole Kidman vibe from Evan Rachel Wood in Cosmo – Drunken Stepfather

And now I’m picturing Jennifer Lawrence putting a level on her tits – IDLYITW

The cat knows a broke down unicorn horn when he sees one and refuses to have that on his head. Pussy has standards! – OMG Blog

Models look funny when they model – Popoholic

Isabella Cruise bleached and dyed her hair Thetans – ICYDK

As I scrolled through all of these pictures of hot pieces with six packs galore, I could see the dusty ab roller in the corner judging me hard – The Berry 

Maybe it’s because it’s Friday and the excitement is clouding my better judgement, but Katie Holmes doesn’t look so haggard here – Popsugar

RIP Barney Bush – Buzzfeed

Further proof that the Steve Jobs biopic starring Ashton Kutcher is going be an iMess – SOW

But did Larry King lick Katie Couric’s teeth with his lizard tongue after their date? – Videogum

Is that hipster Snow White with Marion Cotillard? – Cityrag

What in rental tablecloth hell is Joanna Krupa wearing? – I’m Not Obsessed

If I squint I can almost see if he’s Jewish or not – Hollywood Rag 

It’s nice to see that Beyonce’s Foxxy Cleopatra wig found another home on Al Pacino’s head – Kenneth in the (212)