Nicole Kidman Doesn’t Use Botox Anymore

Nicole Kidman’s forehead is an icy tundra of zero emotions and if you stare at it long enough you expect to see a hungry polar bear roaming across it as it looks for food. Global warming is no match for Nicole Kidman’s ice block forehead. Nicole admitted a couple of years ago that her face has had a few dates with the Botox needle before, but she said then that she hasn’t touched the stuff for a while. But since Nicole’s face still looks like a cue ball with lips, she was asked about using Botox and she once again said that she hasn’t messed with that expression-killing crap in a long time. Nicole said this to Italy’s La Repubblica (via stuff.co.nz):

“No surgery for me. I did try Botox, unfortunately, but I got out of it and now I can finally move my face again. I wear sunscreen, I don’t smoke and I take care of myself, and I am proud to say that. Anybody can do anything to themselves – I don’t judge – but personally I believe in being physically fit. That’s how I was raised.”

So, let’s say Nicole Kidman is telling the truth and she hasn’t filled her face veins with freeze nectar for a few years, then that means the old Botox hasn’t melted away and that’s why her forehead still looks like a white plastic cutting board from CB2. Screw Botox. I was thinking about youthening up my b-hole lips by getting the wrinkles out with Botox, but not anymore. I don’t want my b-hole to always look like a plastic shower ring. Just for a little while.

The thing that I don’t understand is why would you want to take away your ability to say “The hell is wrong with you?” with your face? One of the most useful tools in life is the ability to use your facial expressions to say “I hate you, you disgust me, get away from me” without even opening your mouth and so why would get rid of that? Why would you ever Botox the bitch from your face?