Lady CaCa Is The Queen Of The Universe And All Her Assistants Are Her Slaves
Lady CaCa's former assistant Jennifer O'Neill threw a lawsuit at her two years ago for overworking her like a Chinese child in a sweat shop and not paying her one single cent of overtime. Jennifer was CaCa's personal slave for 2 years from 2009 to 2011 and did everything for her from wiping the tuck sweat from her taint to wiping Terry Richardson's butt juices from her lips. Jennifer claims she worked day and night and says CaCa owes her almost $400,000 for 7,168 hours of overtime. CaCa refused to pay, Jennifer sued her and here we are now.
The New York Post says for 6 hours in a Manhattan office, CaCa blew out curse word after curse word and called Jennifer all kinds of names during her testimony. The Post got a hold of the transcripts from the testimony that were submitted to the court and lord, CaCa's not-so-inner cunt came out to play that day. While her head was firmly shoved up her ass, the cunt monster let everyone have it:
CaCa on how Jennifer is a shifty piece of trash who needs to bow down to the real queen of the universe: “[Jennifer O'Neill is a] fucking hood rat who is suing me for money that she didn’t earn. She’s just — she thinks she’s just like the queen of the universe. And, you know what, she didn’t want to be a slave to one, because in my work and what I do, I’m the queen of the universe every day.”
CaCa on Jennifer throwing her stank faces during her testimony: “Are you going to stare at me like a witch this whole time — honestly? Because this is going to be a long fucking day that you brought me here.”
CaCa on how none of her slaves got overtime and Jennifer knew this going in: “[Jennifer] knew exactly what she was getting into, and she knew there was no overtime, and I never paid her overtime the first time I hired her, so why would she be paid overtime the second time? This whole case is bullshit, and you know it."
CaCa on how Jennifer shouldn't complain about overtime, because she got to sleep on fancy sheets in fancy hotels and party with a turtle-faced creep: “I’m quite wonderful to everybody that works for me, and I am completely aghast to what a disgusting human being that you have become to sue me like this. Because she slept in Egyptian cotton sheets every night, in five-star hotels, on private planes, eating caviar, partying with [photographer] Terry Richardson all night, wearing my clothes, asking YSL [Yves Saint Laurent] to send her free shoes without my permission, using my YSL discount without my permission.”
CaCa on how she has such a good heart, because she gave Jennifer a $75,000 a year job that she wasn't qualified for: "[The job] was essentially a favor, and Jennifer was majorly unqualified for it. I expect there to be a certain level of, like, you know, knowledge and academia about, like, your job. [A good assistant] is somebody that can anticipate what you need before you need it, so they buy it for you, or they — they set it up for you.”
CaCa on why Jennifer sucked as an assistant: "One of the biggest problems I had with Jen is that I felt like she didn’t enough lay out all my stuff for me [while traveling]. There is 20 bags and there is only one me, and I can’t sift through everything. She would only open a couple of bags, and it was very stressful for me because then again on my off days I couldn’t really have a day off because, you know, I weigh 115 pounds, and I was trying to move these huge, big luggages all by myself in the room, and I did it all the time — by the way, she was asleep until 12:00 most of the time, so I was very often waking up and moving my own luggage and doing shit by myself, and it was — it was a problem that I had."
CaCa on how Jennifer should be thankful that she got to live a solid gold-covered diamond life for 2 years: “It is, like, such an amazing luxury that I get to travel the world and have planes, she doesn’t even see what a luxury it is, but she thinks it’s owed to her for no reason. [I took my employees to a] beautiful $3,000 meal that I paid for [at Spiaggia in Chicago]. They were on their day off, and they all just wanted to be with me.”
CaCa on how all her employees work only 8 hour days, but it's not 8 hours in a row: “You don’t get a schedule that is like you punch in and you can play fucking Tetris at your desk for four hours and then you punch out at the end of the day. This is — when I need you, you’re available. An eight-hour workday could still be a very difficult workday, you know, if you’re digging ditches or, you know, you’re, you know, putting sealing on a roof, you know. I’m not in any way discounting how hard an eight-hour work day can be, or discounting the role of an assistant. I do six shows a week, and I make a lot of money. I work, I work 24 hours a day. I’m not standing next to Steve holding tea, waiting for him to take a sip, that is not what I do."
CaCa on how she's going to give the $400,000 to her current employees instead of giving it to Jennifer: “I’m going to give all the money that she wants to my employees that work hard for me now that deserve it. I’m not going to give it to her so she can go to Intermix and buy herself a new tube top."
CaCa on how she was disgusted with Jennifer after Jennifer slept in one of the two beds on her private jet and refused to share pillows (HA!): “Most of my assistants in the past always offered it to my mother or my family. Jennifer was the first person that never offered it to anybody and always took it for herself. And she said, ‘No, I need my three pillows so I can sleep.' I heard it. I immediately was so sick by it and upset that I turned over and went back to sleep.”
CaCa on how after partying with Terry Richardson and fancy French socialites in Paris all night, they got back on the jet and Jennifer took one of the beds again: "[Jennifer] completely, like, flipped out at me, beyond belief when I told her no. I said, ‘Jennifer, this is really inappropriate in front of Terry Richardson,’ and she was like, ‘Don’t I get some sort of seniority because I’ve been here longer and I’m your friend?’ And I remember those words as clear as day, because when your best friend looks you in the eye and says ‘Why can’t I have that seat on your private plane, I’m your friend,’ the first thing I thought was ‘You’re not my fucking friend.’ You are not my fucking friend.”
All of this is gold, but the part that really made me cackle out of my panties is when CaCa said, "This is really inappropriate in front of Terry Richardson." If Terry Richardson was in a room full of Larry Kings (and we all know that Larry King is the MOST inappropriate person in the world), he'd still be the most inappropriate piece of trash in that room. Terry Richardson has busted a nut on a barely legal model's reluctant face in front of his entire crew and CaCa is telling somebody to act appropriate around him? I bet that when CaCa said that, Terry was in the back of the plane, jacking off into one of Jennifer's socks.
And damn, EGO really is a helluva drug.
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Can this cunt die already?
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You can't stop the BEAT!
GG, it's IGNUNT, please get some, like, you know, knowledge and acadamia.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 3:39pm.
"because in my work and what I do, I’m the queen of the universe every day.”
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I say shit like this to Mr. Fury, except he laughs when I say it and still treats me like I'm his queen!
Poor man. Really.
Oh and I am not a c c-bag, Mister!
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Submitted by elanenergy on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 3:30pm.
...sorry gotta disagree about the whole women treating women better thing...to a certain extent at least...
...there are a lot of cases on file in management and legal literature as well as anecdotal stories of women in power positions being much rougher on female subordinates that many male bosses...
...however, this tends to get under-reported and/or under-litigated because no male judge or male lawyer will touch cases of harassment brought by females against female superiors....
...Gaga's performance doesn't surprise me at all nor sadly is it exceptional for female bosses to act in similar manner...although most of them aren't nearly as ill-spoken and ignorant as Gaga...
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Caca you may weigh 115 pounds (rolls eyes) but Adele can out sing you bish...bwahhahaahaaahaa haaaahaaaaa!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
GG - its the fact that she sounds ignorant, while desperately trying to sound educated. Using word like 'academia', etc.
"because in my work and what I do, I’m the queen of the universe every day.”
Well well well, aren't WE just an ego soaked cunty cuntybag!
Is her attorney a deaf mute? An attorney actually sat there and let her say all that? Girl has more problems than not paying overtime when your attorney lets you dig your own hole. Bitch better be getting her check writing assistant ready.
Submitted by FaerieBad1 on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 3:31pm.
Wow, TexnDoc, did you hurt yourself reaching back that far for the Jennifer O'Neal reference. But, BRAVO!!!!
Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 3:17pm.
She was so pretty in "Summer of 42" and now reduced to this
Heehee...may I join you two in the "old-enuf-to-remember-Jennifer-O'Neal" club!
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 3:20pm.
"I immediately was so sick by it and upset that I turned over and went back to sleep.”
When I am really upset at awful behavior, I totally do that to. Just to prove how it has deeply affected me.
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She was obviously overwrought and deeply bothered! It put her directly to sleep, for God's sake!
Did Caca graduate from high school? She sounds so IGNORANT.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Juniperjump on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 3:26pm.
Team Gaga here. She's just saying the truth. If you don't want to be a P.A., which obviously is a difficult job in all respects, don't do it. Don't botch afterwards that you should be paid more.
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I think it's more her general cuntiness and the way her words drip with hate towards the little people.
If this transcript is to-the-letter accurate, Gaga should take a communications class. Her use of language is appallingly bad.
Wow, TexnDoc, did you hurt yourself reaching back that far for the Jennifer O'Neal reference. But, BRAVO!!!!
Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 3:17pm.
She was so pretty in "Summer of 42" and now reduced to this
I've read transcripts of .... powerful employers....inside these type of workers' comp cases.
I'm gonna get real here: women employers care about their staff. They don't use language like this...it's very degrading and doesn't sound at all professional.
Men tycoons use language like this.
It's disheartening. It's why the workforce NEEDS strong, but compassionate and caring, women. All fields. All levels.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Jennifer is probably just upset because when people found out she had worked for Gaga-gag-me, she's unhirable.
Team Gaga here. She's just saying the truth. If you don't want to be a P.A., which obviously is a difficult job in all respects, don't do it. Don't botch afterwards that you should be paid more.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 3:12pm.
It's because it's verging on Mariah Carey levels of careless cuntiness. She's trying to make herself as sympathetic as possible, so she has a sob story about someone hogging the pillows, and upsetting her so much she WENT BACK TO SLEEP, and she genuinely expects people to tear up.
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Nailed it!
Sorry, didn't read comments before posting but I see my fav quotes were also enjoyed by others!!
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Everything over 8 hrs a day or 40 hrs a week is O/T, unless you're entirely free to do whatever you want. If you're on call, you're on the clock. If you're laying out a toothbrush or making green tea, you're on the clock. The PA's probably on the clock while traveling, too, since she's not free to do whatever she wants and presumably still on call.
The fact the PA got a salary isn't important. Unless she's a manager who can hire and fire people or employed in certain professional occupations (doctor, CPA, etc.), she gets O/T based on what her salary works out to on an hourly basis. (She'd be called "misclassified" as a managerial employee.)
Assuming that what the PA is saying about her O/T is reasonably correct, then Gaga will also owe the PA's lawyers their fees, as well. teehee
Idk I think $75k a year is low considering she had to stare at Gagas face 24/7 + be around the likes of TR. I hope she wins.
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
WOW That's some serious "Swimming With Sharks" shit going on there. Kevin Spacey has just been added to Lady Xerox's copy menagerie.
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
- Hysteria
Bitch, you hang with Terry Richardson. Don't act like shit offends you. OMG SHE HOGGED THE PILLOWS OMG :p
I make almost that much as an "executive assistant" and I get to go home at 5 and I don't have to (very often) do demeaning things for my bosses. I used to think I wanted to be a personal assistant but I'm glad I never did.
It looks glam and all but I bet it's mostly horrible.
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
This just makes me think of that Russian girl from America's Next Top Model a few years ago. "You know, some people have war in their country."
This will sound bitter but I really hope this bitch flops and fades into nothingness
My two favorite CaCa quotes:
"I expect there to be a certain level of, like, you know, knowledge and academia about, like, your job."
Like, LOLOLOL!!!
And last but not least:
"I immediately was so sick by it and upset that I turned over and went back to sleep.”
When I am really upset at awful behavior, I totally do that to. Just to prove how it has deeply affected me.
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Fuck this OVER RATED drama club geek! She would have been lost in the crowd if she didnt steal Sharon Needles cast off outfits.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
This is awesome! Gaga is fifty shades of cunt, but I still sort of take her side. The girl worked on one tour, was paid a flat rate/salary and agreed to do it again and then sues for non-existent overtime. Seriously I never fee bad for these assistants who choose to work for these people ad could quit at any time.
"Blah blah fucking dirty hood rat . . . Blah blah should be fucking grateful to ME . . . blah blah didn't fucking want to be a slave to the queen of the universe . . ."
and Gaga wondered why this girl was giving her nasty looks? Hell, I'm not involved in this situation at all, and I think I just rolled my eyes so hard I gave myself a CAT scan.
75,000$ a year?! I'll go work for Lady Gaga.
Lisbet459 - I agree to an extent. But reading this, I would be wiling to bet there was no formal agreement on what Jennifer's actual job duties were and she was supposed to just know what to do.
That said, you couldn't pay me enough to be an assistant to a celebrity.
I'm sick of these shitty pop singers wearing heavy metal T-shirts like their so edgy
She was so pretty in "Summer of 42" and now reduced to this.
"They were on their day off, and they all just wanted to be with me.”
No. They wanted a free $3,000 meal.
Stupid sow.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Well my fag opinion isn't worth shit here but I personally prefer Gaga's music to that of Jennifer O'Neill. Actually I've never heard any music from Jennifer O'Neill. Wait is this a witch hunt? I forgot my broom.
Co-sign. It's getting rough around here. (Duck & cover)
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 3:07pm.
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You are so right! One of my best friends is an assistant for a professional athlete. She has no life. I've been on vacation with her and she will receive twenty phone calls and emails about the most random things. Her co-assistant must suck.
"I expect there to be a certain level of, like, you know, knowledge and academia about, like, your job."
LOLZ, oh Gaga!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Submitted by Ecce Homo on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 3:09pm.
" And she said, ‘No, I need my three pillows so I can sleep.' I heard it. I immediately was so sick by it and upset that I turned over and went back to sleep.”
Hahahaha!
This almost makes me like Gaga, but I don't know why.
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It's because it's verging on Mariah Carey levels of careless cuntiness. She's trying to make herself as sympathetic as possible, so she has a sob story about someone hogging the pillows, and upsetting her so much she WENT BACK TO SLEEP, and she genuinely expects people to tear up.
As long as you don't have to constantly interact with people like that, they're quite adorable.
Wow. Where to even start? First, the fucking name dropping. She mentioned Terry like he's fucking Nelson Mandela or someone important! 2) yeah, she just had to mention that she weighed 115 lbs. Fuck her. 3) academia req'd for her job? Fuck off. Personal assistants have to schlep around after their bosses, doing whatever they ask. Their jobs don't require some sort of major educational background just like her job clearly doesn't require talent. I got all tripped up over the "like" and "you know" that she kept spouting. Finally, I want her YSL discount 'cause everything she wears manages to look like shit on her anyway.
If it was Jennifer's intention to get revenge on Lady Gaga through this suit -- by revealing how insane she is -- then she's getting some satisfaction about now. There is a point -- that salaried jobs do not include overtime -- so I don't know how this is even being argued. She could sue for abuse, or for unfit working conditions, or slander, etc. but not sure about the merit of this 'overtime' deal.
However -- Lady Gaga and her ego -- wow. This has impacted how I think of her -- she appears low class, drugged up and ignorant (even if the only drug, to Michael K's point -- is ego.) Pretty disgusting!
Life is hard
it boggles my mind that human women willingly associate with Terry Richardson.
HA! It's like people forgot she existed and this is how she reminds them. "Remember that crazy person that dressed like a crazy person? Yeah well here's what she's been up to: (insert court transcript)"
Sometimes just shutting up and handing over the money is the right choice. Especially when you have foot in the mouth disease.
Translated from Cuntanese:
"Pay attention to me! I'm still relevant! Me me me! Doesn't anybody care about me anymore?"
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
" And she said, ‘No, I need my three pillows so I can sleep.' I heard it. I immediately was so sick by it and upset that I turned over and went back to sleep.”
Hahahaha!
This almost makes me like Gaga, but I don't know why.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 3:00pm.
‘Jennifer, this is really inappropriate in front of Terry Richardson,’
Is that even possible?
lol!
Having been an assistant myself I can tell you it is one of the worst jobs in the world. These people will call you at 3AM and ask you to find a paint store that is open because they just got the bright idea to repaint their hotel room which they want to do right NOW. When you can't find one you're incompetent. If you do find one, there is never a thank you and lots of hassles with hotel management about the room being painted black. And there is no such thing as overtime. It's ALL. THE. TIME.