Lady CaCa Is The Queen Of The Universe And All Her Assistants Are Her Slaves
Lady CaCa's former assistant Jennifer O'Neill threw a lawsuit at her two years ago for overworking her like a Chinese child in a sweat shop and not paying her one single cent of overtime. Jennifer was CaCa's personal slave for 2 years from 2009 to 2011 and did everything for her from wiping the tuck sweat from her taint to wiping Terry Richardson's butt juices from her lips. Jennifer claims she worked day and night and says CaCa owes her almost $400,000 for 7,168 hours of overtime. CaCa refused to pay, Jennifer sued her and here we are now.
The New York Post says for 6 hours in a Manhattan office, CaCa blew out curse word after curse word and called Jennifer all kinds of names during her testimony. The Post got a hold of the transcripts from the testimony that were submitted to the court and lord, CaCa's not-so-inner cunt came out to play that day. While her head was firmly shoved up her ass, the cunt monster let everyone have it:
CaCa on how Jennifer is a shifty piece of trash who needs to bow down to the real queen of the universe: “[Jennifer O'Neill is a] fucking hood rat who is suing me for money that she didn’t earn. She’s just — she thinks she’s just like the queen of the universe. And, you know what, she didn’t want to be a slave to one, because in my work and what I do, I’m the queen of the universe every day.”
CaCa on Jennifer throwing her stank faces during her testimony: “Are you going to stare at me like a witch this whole time — honestly? Because this is going to be a long fucking day that you brought me here.”
CaCa on how none of her slaves got overtime and Jennifer knew this going in: “[Jennifer] knew exactly what she was getting into, and she knew there was no overtime, and I never paid her overtime the first time I hired her, so why would she be paid overtime the second time? This whole case is bullshit, and you know it."
CaCa on how Jennifer shouldn't complain about overtime, because she got to sleep on fancy sheets in fancy hotels and party with a turtle-faced creep: “I’m quite wonderful to everybody that works for me, and I am completely aghast to what a disgusting human being that you have become to sue me like this. Because she slept in Egyptian cotton sheets every night, in five-star hotels, on private planes, eating caviar, partying with [photographer] Terry Richardson all night, wearing my clothes, asking YSL [Yves Saint Laurent] to send her free shoes without my permission, using my YSL discount without my permission.”
CaCa on how she has such a good heart, because she gave Jennifer a $75,000 a year job that she wasn't qualified for: "[The job] was essentially a favor, and Jennifer was majorly unqualified for it. I expect there to be a certain level of, like, you know, knowledge and academia about, like, your job. [A good assistant] is somebody that can anticipate what you need before you need it, so they buy it for you, or they — they set it up for you.”
CaCa on why Jennifer sucked as an assistant: "One of the biggest problems I had with Jen is that I felt like she didn’t enough lay out all my stuff for me [while traveling]. There is 20 bags and there is only one me, and I can’t sift through everything. She would only open a couple of bags, and it was very stressful for me because then again on my off days I couldn’t really have a day off because, you know, I weigh 115 pounds, and I was trying to move these huge, big luggages all by myself in the room, and I did it all the time — by the way, she was asleep until 12:00 most of the time, so I was very often waking up and moving my own luggage and doing shit by myself, and it was — it was a problem that I had."
CaCa on how Jennifer should be thankful that she got to live a solid gold-covered diamond life for 2 years: “It is, like, such an amazing luxury that I get to travel the world and have planes, she doesn’t even see what a luxury it is, but she thinks it’s owed to her for no reason. [I took my employees to a] beautiful $3,000 meal that I paid for [at Spiaggia in Chicago]. They were on their day off, and they all just wanted to be with me.”
CaCa on how all her employees work only 8 hour days, but it's not 8 hours in a row: “You don’t get a schedule that is like you punch in and you can play fucking Tetris at your desk for four hours and then you punch out at the end of the day. This is — when I need you, you’re available. An eight-hour workday could still be a very difficult workday, you know, if you’re digging ditches or, you know, you’re, you know, putting sealing on a roof, you know. I’m not in any way discounting how hard an eight-hour work day can be, or discounting the role of an assistant. I do six shows a week, and I make a lot of money. I work, I work 24 hours a day. I’m not standing next to Steve holding tea, waiting for him to take a sip, that is not what I do."
CaCa on how she's going to give the $400,000 to her current employees instead of giving it to Jennifer: “I’m going to give all the money that she wants to my employees that work hard for me now that deserve it. I’m not going to give it to her so she can go to Intermix and buy herself a new tube top."
CaCa on how she was disgusted with Jennifer after Jennifer slept in one of the two beds on her private jet and refused to share pillows (HA!): “Most of my assistants in the past always offered it to my mother or my family. Jennifer was the first person that never offered it to anybody and always took it for herself. And she said, ‘No, I need my three pillows so I can sleep.' I heard it. I immediately was so sick by it and upset that I turned over and went back to sleep.”
CaCa on how after partying with Terry Richardson and fancy French socialites in Paris all night, they got back on the jet and Jennifer took one of the beds again: "[Jennifer] completely, like, flipped out at me, beyond belief when I told her no. I said, ‘Jennifer, this is really inappropriate in front of Terry Richardson,’ and she was like, ‘Don’t I get some sort of seniority because I’ve been here longer and I’m your friend?’ And I remember those words as clear as day, because when your best friend looks you in the eye and says ‘Why can’t I have that seat on your private plane, I’m your friend,’ the first thing I thought was ‘You’re not my fucking friend.’ You are not my fucking friend.”
All of this is gold, but the part that really made me cackle out of my panties is when CaCa said, "This is really inappropriate in front of Terry Richardson." If Terry Richardson was in a room full of Larry Kings (and we all know that Larry King is the MOST inappropriate person in the world), he'd still be the most inappropriate piece of trash in that room. Terry Richardson has busted a nut on a barely legal model's reluctant face in front of his entire crew and CaCa is telling somebody to act appropriate around him? I bet that when CaCa said that, Terry was in the back of the plane, jacking off into one of Jennifer's socks.
And damn, EGO really is a helluva drug.
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Nothing she said during this deposition will be heard by the judge or jury unless, first, there's a trial and, second, she gives trial testimony inconsistent. People lose their minds in depos a lot, because there is no neutral referee in the room, just the opposing parties n a court reporter
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Eh... I have a few issues with the way Gaga spoke ("hood-rat"? Not very professional), but ego or no ego, working on the Lady Gaga train isn't going to be like sweeping the floors, turn off lights, and you're done. Gaga being a cunt or not being a cunt isn't the issue.. her life is a circus and her wardobe alone is a crazy-ass show. That doesn't take into account her concerts, charity work, makeup, her needing someone to tell her how wonderful she is, etc. The assistant should have probably done her job better (if she indeed did do things without the boss' permission) and asked eventually for a raise, if she was interested in riding the train all the way into whatever world working for Gaga leads. In the end, it was a business deal... if the assistant knew about not getting paid for overtime (and Gaga can prove it).. the assistant needs to pack up and go home.
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@ladygaga http://dlisted.com/2013/02/01/lady-caca-queen-universe-and-all-her-assis... … Everyone that ever worked for you can use this to sue you. I thought you were smarter than this.
She may be a cunt, but I have to say I'm on Team Caca here. Sorry, but PA is a salaried and not hourly position in any case, and if you aren't up for it, then GTFO.
Everything she does is Illuminati mindfuck bullshit anyway. It's amazing to me that a cokehead can perform at a private party for Obama.
Her publicist has probably had a heart attack and died by now. Way to ruin years of building a brand in just a few minutes. I love it when people you suspect are really cunts show you what they are!
If her lawyers aren't now advising her to immediately and quietly settle for 100% of what Jennifer's asking, they are fools. Of course someone who's as narcissistic as Gaga might well refuse to back down. I'm really hoping for that --- this shitstorm in court will be comedy gold ad the sound bites and visuals we'd get from it will last a lifetime.
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Holy shit, she thinks that she's doing people a favor by employing them, underpaying them, and exploiting them? What an asshole.
She needs to stop talking, and let her attorney speak about this. She's not coming across well, at all.
Ms Gaga, most of us are well-versed with hourly vs salaried employment, and no, you do not get a slave, just because it's a salaried position. You got a bargain at 75k, you'd have to pay me at least 4 times that amount to put up with your ass.
She looks like a less pretty hipster version of Brett Michaels in that picture.
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What a shithead.
Gaga is so detached from reality. Only in Showbiz can you rationalize paying someone 75K for what would normally be a 100K job and demanding that their life revolve entirely around yours 24/7 with no parameters or restrictions.
It doesn't matter if she gets caviar or whatever, nobody gets paid in food in the real world. Even maids get paid overtime.
I was so happy when Karl Lagerfeld's ass got sued by a former employee and he had to pay up. A lot of people make a lot of excuses for the artistic temperament but it isn't artistic at all...it's assholic.
Yeah, she pretty much killed her love and tolerance image in one fell swoop.
You just know that somewhere, Madonna is sitting back and cackling as she sips on the chilled, liquefied souls of 23 year old strippers.
Depositions are often videotaped - I'd love to see Gaga delivering these gems as well as her attorneys' expressions. Normally defendants are "prepped" for a depo, told to answer questions as briefly but accurately as possible. Of course, laws don't apply to 115# (LMA0) Gaga. Guessing her attorneys will tell her to settle after this trainwreck But can you imagine the drah-ma of a jury trial?
The only reason why Gaga jumped on the anti-bully campaign is because she's ugly enough for people to believe it. She went to private school she's had a ton of training and all that resulted is a chick who stole her schtick from dive bar drag queens who comes off like a drama club brat from school. She isn't good at anything but causing conservatives to over blow her as the next Madonna. It's so gross. My boyfriend calls her Paul like Paul from the Wonder Years. LOL
Dear Gaga,
Karma!
Love, Christina.
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Can people talk like that in Court?
Money and success can't buy class, education and good manners.
This bitch!
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"[Jennifer O'Neill is a] fucking hood rat who is suing me for money that she didn’t earn."
Damn, I guess she *is* Neo-Madge after all. Didn't her "source material" get sued by some of her dancers way back in the early 90's?
It's ironic that someone allegedly so opposed to bullying comes off like what she's fighting against in these transcripts.
Maybe it's like working for a Lohan. You just sit there watching the train wreck. So long as the check clears, don't worry about it. I would rather wait tables and I am far too old and cranky to go back to that.
does CaCa not understand appropriate language in a deposition, THESE ARE DOCUMENTS USED IN TRIAL, as i said CaCa really fucked herself this time. I never really like her, and now that I see her inner self I loathe her as much as 10,000 Whoretrashians.
Yes, yes she's a much bigger asshole than I thought but can't lady asshole just buy a few more pillows?
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CaCa fucked up you never admit to NOT paying overtime that is the stuff of class action lawsuits and right there she made a case for the assistant..the other shit is unbelievable, this cunt...this gem killed me thouse..."[The job] was essentially a favor, and Jennifer was majorly unqualified for it. I expect there to be a certain level of, like, you know, knowledge and academia about, like, your job. [A good assistant] is somebody that can anticipate what you need before you need it, so they buy it for you, or they — they set it up for you.”
I mean WTF??? YOU GET THAT MONEY AND THEN SOME, DOES CACA NOT KNOW HOW SHE IS RUINING HER COOL IMAGE AND COMING OFF AS SUCH A MASSIVE CUNT!! CaCa will pay just by saying such stupid, ignorant, things she is basically amditting that she is an extremely abusive, demanding person to work for and trust me the courts and judges and lawyers and now the general public is aware of that too. You just fucked yourself good CaCa!!
I hope this ends her whole career. Who thinks that you can make a deal not to pay overtime? If she was smart all these extras she's claiming could be listed as compensation but sleeping in someone else's Egyptian sheets because you are their employee is not the same as sleeping in your own Egyptian sheets at home.
I love that they got this transcript. Lady Gaga must be so dumb. I honestly thought she was pretty smart. I don't like her shit songs that she writes in 10 minutes while she's high and everything sounds good, but I did appreciate the time she put in giving everyone a new look every day even when sh'es not working. I admire that she works so hard but she can't expect everyone else to work that hard and not get paid. Stupid.
Submitted by Craigypants on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 5:40pm.
Well so much for her no bullying, be nice to everyone, I love you all, I'm just like you crap.
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Right??
She is so full of shit it's not even funny.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
She sounds very uneducated and unprofessional. I was in court last year (someone hit me with their car and the insurance company was being a bastard about it) and I can't imagine going in and saying, "Well, so, then I was like, 'Whoa, I got hit by a car' and the other driver was like, not even fucking sorry about it, or whatever." That's not how you talk in court! Didn't a lawyer prep this woman beforehand? Maybe they did, and she just didn't care?
Plus I bet Gaga showed up to testify in some sleazy outfit and a neon-colored wig.
Well so much for her no bullying, be nice to everyone, I love you all, I'm just like you crap.
It doesn't matter her career is nearly over, she was playing parking lots in Sth America and to half full areans here. It's 14 minutes past and ticking. She is giving away free tickets at every stop on her tour. Her game is up. In a few years people will be thinking WTF was that.
Laurenrise: Lady G. is assuredly acting this way because of "the principle of it." (eye roll)
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 5:09pm.
They're BOTH assholes (and I can see both sides of the argument). Whether or not she received overtime is something that absolutely should have been discussed during her interview or hiring process. It's something you establish before accepting a job. Who the fuck doesn't know this? It's for the employee and employer.
If you hire someone OR accept a job without even discussing hours/duties/benefits/time off, you're an IDIOT. Ideally, these things are put into writing.
And Gaga is supposed to be such a brilliant business-woman.
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I was originally on Gaga's side with this scenario, and figured the jilted assistant was trying to shake her down for some extra $$. Wouldn't be the first time that happened, and I highly doubt she would hire an assistant as a hourly employee who would be eligible for OT pay. But she comes across as such a raging cunt here that I can't help but hope this chick squeezes every last penny out of her.
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Yep yep - take a dump in a file cabinet on your way out. Seriously.
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Okay. Another lawyer with an opinion over here. Ugh. What a stupid, stupid thing to do. I almost never do diva nonsense but I would have withdrawn in the middle of that deposition rather than have my name attached to something so awful. Stupid, disgraceful, and foolish.
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Talking about crappy jobs
As some of you know i got sexually and physically harrased in my job. When i complained my chinese boss said and i qoute " change your personality" " in china we work from 6 am to 10 pm" harrasmrnt had nothing to do with my work performance. Matter of fact someone checked 5 years of my work over 50 thousand documents to find one letter with a name misspelled. I used to cry during my lunch breaks and full blown panic attacks on my way to work, i was followed to the bathroom, they watched my every move and wrote down every word i said, yes always th females. After 6 years i demanded a raise and today its my last day. I am happy and giddy and dancing. Im already in school and will get unnemployment, even tnhough i dealt with vicious crazy females, im leaving in good stading anf execellent references. No one and i mean no one can say my job was not done. What did i do to get those ladies to hate me? Im semi pretty and refused to be treated like their personal assistant. I stood my ground.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 5:20pm.
Ithink your last sentence says it all: most celebs want someone to blow smoke up their ass & say how wonderful they are.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 4:02pm.
It was good for you to get away from that bitch, but man, if you had documented everything and then filed a discrimination suit, I think you would've won.
What is it with women entrepreneurs? I had one that was a psyhotic bitch--not as bad as yours, but she definitely did not like people who had kids. She idn't have any--thank God.
Submitted by Sarah Smile on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 4:17pm.
...years ago I had to represent as subject matter witness in a couple of different proceedings and my company brought in a judicial/media coaching firm and 2 hotshot cutthroat lawyers to prep each of us in a grueling 3.5 day exercise complete with endless videotaped cross-examinations and feedback sessions...
...best preparation I could have ever hoped for...learned how to present well...totally defuse 'are you still beating your wife'-type questions...and actually get your point across clearly...
...apparently Martha Stewart's lawyers urged her to go on similar training but she refused...and just look where it landed b*tch...
...Gaga won't go to jail for this, but I hope she pays through her NOSE...
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And ANOTHER thing.
On just about every reality show I've seen, where someone has an "assistant", they are always these lazy, unprofessional, whiny young people.
Now, I'm just speaking from my experience in corporate land, where I've been an executive assistant, but your boss is not your BFF. You don't pal around and gossip about the guys you fucked from the club last night. You don't whine about your personal life. You don't give lame excuses about why you didn't do X and Y.
Maybe I'm not seeing the whole picture and maybe I don't understand the dynamics of personal vs. regular assistant. I don't know.
If I were a celeb, I'd want a really snappy, professional person who could get shit DONE. Not some lazy hipster who would blow smoke up my ass.
OMG She is just so full of shit!! Everytime I think she could not possibly be more of a cunt, she out-cunts herself!
Persistent - if Lady G. was dissatisfied with her assistant's performance, she was well within her righrs to fire her. She was not within her rights to not pay her.
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They're BOTH assholes (and I can see both sides of the argument). Whether or not she received overtime is something that absolutely should have been discussed during her interview or hiring process. It's something you establish before accepting a job. Who the fuck doesn't know this? It's for the employee and employer.
If you hire someone OR accept a job without even discussing hours/duties/benefits/time off, you're an IDIOT. Ideally, these things are put into writing.
And Gaga is supposed to be such a brilliant business-woman.
Submitted by elanenergy on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 5:04pm.
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I wish I would have been aware of my legal rights back then! I was young, knew nothing about my legal rights and was just so mad I wanted OUT.
"I expect there to be a certain level of, like, you know, knowledge and academia about, like, your job."
LOL. I, like, totally agree and stuff.
M.E. Thanks for sharing that story. A VERY SIMILAR version of it...is also MY story. Maternity was considered A DISEASE. (I didn't know I was being shafted ..... but then again.....).
You live. You learn. You grow. You advise others to fight for their LEGAL rights.
So many employers do not allow their employees to even know, let alone have, legal rights.
You have inspired me with all your posts. So, you are a wise one. (Worth a lot, IMHO)
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Submitted by REDMOND: "...Oh, and not all of us play tetris all day at work bitch, some of us spend our work days on Dlisted, so fuck you."
This made me LOL, you hor!
I can't believe people follow this woman like the second coming. She's an Artard and every English teacher she's ever had, is so fired.
Seriously, if this girl was suing LGG for absolutely no reason, wouldn't she sue for meeellions? Why only go for $400K? Granted, that's a big chunk of change; but it's not like she's asking for $1mil or $20mil for mental anguish. However, in this case, I'd think she'd deserve it!
I love how she says there should be an "academia" about the job. Since when does being someone's on-hand maid require a level of academia? Hahaha!
Sorry to say, but methinks the Lady been smoking some of her own Caca.
Fuck the assistant. She got a good salary, flew around the world, stayed in 5 star hotels and got to use a YSL discount. No, Gaga shouldn't be unpacking her bags, she has an assistant for that.
Gaga is very protective of her image and always tries to make herself come across as nice and a lover of all beings so I have a hard time believing the assistant was an angel.
I used to work for the House of Commons by indexing the debates. Not very many people sound smart verbatim.
Wow! I'm a DIVA attitude. where will Gaga be in the next 10 years probably flashing her ass like a ho we all know already, she'll just be another repeat of Madonna.
I hope Jennifer gets her $400k which should just be pocket change for a Goddess like Lady Gaga.
Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 4:21pm.
Why is Terry Richardson considered so important?
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He's not. He's a hipster hack with a camera who is incredibly one dimensional.
And wow, this chick needs to take a spoonful of class and come back down to earth. Sit the fuck down, midget Madonna.
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