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February 1, 2013 / Posted by:

Tan Penis Island!


On last night’s perfect finale of 30 Rock, I was introduced to my new favorite travel destination when Jack said, “For your information, most of Tan Penis Island was destroyed in Sting’s house fire.” Even though Tan Penis Island probably looks more like John Bobbitt Frankencock Island since it was destroyed in a fire, I still would. I really hope that Tan Penis Island is right below Richard Branson’s Necker Island and I really hope Necker Island is shaped like two butt cheeks getting spread.

Farewell, 30 Rock! We’ll always have Tan Penis Island.

(Pic of island that isn’t Tan Penis Island but comes close via Uncyclopedia)

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