The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 31st!
February 1, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K
Unlike peons who buy those vulgar cars with factory-made leather seats, Goop’s BMW comes with a DIY ‘Kill n upholster’ kit. – Emeriesan
Runners-up:
The cops could smell the bull from Lindsay’s “I wasn’t driving the car” excuse from a mile away. – Half Empty
“What? I got ass, grass AND gas.” – Sweetas
The new BMW’s now run on cows milk instead of gasoline. Unfortunately it’s still over 5 bucks a gallon. – LargeMarge
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