Saturday, February 2nd 2013
Birthday Sluts
Gerard Piqué (26) and Shakira (36)
Rich Sommer (35)
Marissa Jaret Winokur (40)
Dana International (41)
Jennifer Westfeldt (43)
Michael T. Weiss (51)
Kim Zimmer (58)
Christie Brinkley (59)
Duane 'Dog' Chapman (60)
Brent Spiner (64)
Ina Garten (65)
Barry Diller (71)
Elaine Stritch (88)
Liz Smith (90)
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i liked ina much better when she surrounded herself with the gays...jeffrey doesn't count...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
My son was born here, so told a hard faced Canadian in New Zealand
These two look closer in age than some other 10 year gaps. I'm always weirded out by people who are in long relationships that amount to nothing and then quickly run into someone else and have the whole shabang with them. She was with her ex for 11 years, 2 months after they split she got with this guy, less than 2 years after they now have a baby. From slow as molasses to hyperspeed.
Happy birthday to all the sluts born on Groundhog Day.
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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happy birthday Liz Smith, the grande dame of gossip -- who knew how to get the dirt, and pass it along, without being killed.
Much like our beloved MK.
Gossip on birthday sluts!
Elaine Stritch is no slouch either!
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Ina Garten is an annoying dilettante who doesn't know the first thing about cooking
Gerard Piqué looks like a narcissistic doucebag (are there any Euro 'footballers' who aren't?)
Happy birthday to these two: a match made in butterface heaven.
Am I the only who thinks Shakira is pretty? Wonder if she got a tummy tuck with that C-section? Is that even possible or just an urban legend?
Oh well, and HB to the Mad Men guy too. And I guess C. Brinkley? I heard she's supposed to be batshit though.
...yeesh I thought that was Brett Michaels when I first looked at that pic...Dog the Bounty Hunter is also a close resemblance...awful photo of her...
...wow Christie Brinkley looks miraculous for her age...
...and I don't mind Ina Garten's cooking...hardlyever watch food network anymore though except for chopped...
...HB Kim Zimmer...she played Kathleen Turner's high school friend in Body Heat...only appeared briefly but she looked great back then...
...and a belated HB to Miss Carol Channing...still love seeing her in the odd cameo...
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...'Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason '...
Since no one else has, I will give birthday love to Rich Sommer, Harry Crane on MadMen. Even though you screwed that hippie Krishna chick in your office last season.
Happy BD Ina Garten...sorry but today I'm making short ribs...a recipe by Mario Batali...can't wait!
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
HB to the legend Elaine Stritch, Michael T Weiss (what is he up to these days?!), Commander Data (Spiner is great in everything), and Ina.
Somebody shld put that ragged cur dog out of our misery. Despise him
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by mike on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 11:39am.
Happy Bday Jennifer Westfeldt!
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Bump. And HB to Data too.
Shakira was interesting for a quick second in the late 90s, when she came out as the latino answer to Alanis.
I can never look at Shakira's bf without wondering how his bf Ibrahimovic is taking the whole triangle thing.
HB to Elaine Stritch. She was hilarious as Jack's mom.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
damn liz smith is 90?
Gerard...now where have I seen that ass before...hmmmm.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Gerard Piqué is trying to tell us thats where the baby came out
A couple years ago I broke up with a Betty because she liked that Dog show.
Good call, totally justified
If anyone is looking for a great movie to watch this weekend (or to boycott the Superbowl), check out "Who Killed Teddy Bear" from 1965 with Sal Mineo and Elaine Stritch.
Is he pointing to where he is going to hit it later?
Except for Data ,Liz and Ina this list is pretty pffft!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I can't stand Shakira. She's so annoying.
Christie Brinkley still looks amazing.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Ah, gossip queen Liz Smith was on being interviewed this morning and I guess I was half listening and didn't know it was that gayelle's BD. I did hear her mention Ed Koch and she was sort of "yeah, we're both....who gives a F at our ages....we had some good parties...."
HB Data!!!
HB, Brent Spiner.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Happy Bday Jennifer Westfeldt!
Ina Garten is about the least offensive of the talking heads on the so-called Food Network.
what Meatblocks said about "Dog" Chapman
It's also the birthday of Tom Smothers, the younger of The Smothers Brothers.
Happy birfday to all the fag hags*! Marissa, Ina, Barry, Elaine and Liz!
I saw Elaine Stritch on Madison Avenue a few months ago. Took me a full minute to realize the lady I nodded hello to wasn't one of MIL's friends. Her whole outfit was cream, with a matching hat.
*reported for HOMOPHOBIA.
HB Barry Diller. C. Brinkly, I suppose
hopefully, by this time next year, that duane douche will not qualify for this list on the grounds that he'd be 6 feet under.
#snitchesgetstitches, #hatethisclown
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*