What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?

January 31, 2013 / Posted by:

Here’s Australian actress type Isabel Lucas at the opening of a Dior in Sydney tonight. Isabel has been in Home and Away, the second Transformers movie, Immortals, and now you know her as the one who’s been in a truly messed up dress/apron thing. I don’t even know what that foolery on her body is.

One Christmas, my family opened all of our presents and made a mountain out of all the tore up wrapping paper. Cats always have to make it all about THEM, so the cat jumped into the wrapping paper mountain and got all tangled up in it. Sitting in the middle of that wrapping paper mountain, that cat looked more pulled together than Isabel Lucas did at the opening of that Dior store.

If you chopped Isabel’s hair off, put a couple of broken glow sticks in her hands and covered her in body glitter, she’d look like a drunk twink at a pride parade who just woke up after being passed out on a rainbow flag lying on the sidewalk. Actually…..since I put it that way, maybe this is the look after all.

And seriously, I hope this kind of look takes off. Think about all the money we’ll save. Just go down to Home Depot, buy some random house flag, strap it to your body with black duct tape and call it good!

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