Well, This Is One Way To Answer To The Breakup Rumor

January 31, 2013 / Posted by:

Life & Style said yesterday that Sharon Stone is now single and is going to put on her best boy catchin’ outfit, strut to the nearest high school with Demi Moore and get themselves some seniors. The source said that 54-year-old Sharon is into politics and activism and her 30-year-old Argentinean model boyfriend Martin Mica isn’t into that stuff, so she took the saddle off of his back and stopped riding him. But yesterday Sharon Stone let everyone know that she’s still riding on Martin Mica by putting on a show for the paps on the ho stroll.

This is how you answer a rumor. You don’t have your publicist push the “generic answer to breakup rumor” button on the statement machine. You put on your silver disco shoes and tell your piece to grab his knapsack, because you’re going to show all those bitches the truth as you walk him to school in Beverly Hills.

I was reading about this at another site and one of the commenters wondered if Sharon Stone knows that he’s just using her for money. Excuse you? Nobody uses Sharon Stone. If anything, he’s the one paying for everything, because it is an honor to be seen with the goddess from Diabolique, Basic Instinct 2, Intersection (confession: I am the one person who saw Intersection and I saw it twice in the theaters. Not even at a discount theater either. What is wrong with me?), Casino, Total Recall,  Gloria, Sliver, Catwoman, The Muse, King Solomon’s Mines and…need I go on? (Please say “no,” because I’m running out of movies to name and I really don’t want to have to type the words “Alpha Dog.”)

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