Night Crumbs
Guess who is putting the assy in classy by showing her love for Obama on her nalgas? And yes, I’m buying a pair of these sweats for Victoria Jackson and Clint Eastwood – Popoholic
Sony is trying to do the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo sequel on a budget when they shouldn’t do it at all – Lainey Gossip
Kim Kardashian is really trying to trump Jessica Simpson’s pregnancy weight record – The Superficial
Leighton Meester or your average Los Angeles hipster who wears UGHs to be ironic? – Hollywood Tuna
Says the dude who was in the travesty of fuckery that was Spider-Man 3 – Celebitchy
In happy news, the dog who was taken to a kill shelter because his dumb as cat shit owner thought he was gay has been saved. But for why does he need to be neutered? He’s gay! – Towleroad
January Jones gets Bowie-ized, is still as boring as potato flakes – Drunken Stepfather
The Scientology bath house will play this song every time John Travolta sashays in – OMG Blog
SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON – ICYDK
Dan Marino learns that when you cheat on your wife, it’s best to do it while wearing a condom. Your checking account will thank you later – IDLYITW
To fap or not to fap to Billy Bush? In related news, I hate myself – Just Jared
It really isn’t right that Lara Flynn Boyle looks like she’d taste delicious with a squirt of lemon and a dollop of tartar sauce – The Berry
Jessica Simpson’s best friend made a baby with Murray from Clueless – Popsugar
Lil Wayne’s album cover is very Silence of the Lambs – Crunk + Disorderly
But can Adam Levine suck his own peen is what I really want to know – Boy Culture
Staying dumb: Twit & Twat are – Videogum
Try not to clutch your anal beads out of shock, but racist foolery exists in porn – Jezebel
Getting a homemade tattoo is the closet Lindsay Lohan will get to prison – Cityrag
The sweats…. The Coors Light truck… I wish this picture of Brit Brit came in a velvet version, because I’d love to hang it over my toilet – I’m Not Obsessed