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Kunty Karl hates Michelle Obama’s bangs.
Kunty Karl’s opinion on beauty and style is the only opinion on beauty and style I care about, because a soul sucker with hair like batting from JoAnn’s Fabrics KNOWS beauty and style. The French TV show Le Petit Journal had the Forbidden Forest’s most beautiful ghoul on to talk about Paris Fashion Week and while he was there they asked him for his thoughts on Michelle Obama’s new bangs. Karl is not impressed and said that Michelle Obama now has news anchor hair. via Vanity Fair:
“I don’t understand the change of hair . . . Frankly, the fringe was a bad idea. It’s not good.” He also noted that Mrs. Obama now resembles “une speakerine de LCI,” or an anchor on the French news network LCI. Although Lagerfeld has made unpopular statements about beloved pop-culture figures in the past, the Michelle Obama–bang harangue is especially surprising considering that the designer once identified himself as “a big fan of Mrs. Obama.” Particularly, he specified, a fan of her face. “I think, [it] is magical,” he told Metro World News last February. “[Barack Obama] would not be there without her.” Remarkably, the statement was not the first time Lagerfeld marveled at the First Lady’s visage. In 2011, he told USA Today, “I like her face, the cleverness of her face. Her face is stronger than the clothes.”
QUICK! Everybody, stuff your eatin’ hole with mounds of super-processed, corny syrup-filled, fat-summoning deliciousness while Michelle Obama isn’t looking. She can’t shove raw broccoli pieces down our throats, because she’s too busy taking a Flowbee to the bangs that Kunty Karl hates.