Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 31, 2013 / Posted by:

Jessica Sanchez, a reporter from Orlando’s WKMG who’s in New Orleans to cover all things Super Bowl and wasn’t into a drunken videobomber trying to mess with her shot. Jessica Sanchez is not the one and if you mess with her, she’ll tell everyone you’ve got an STD even if you don’t have an STD.

Jessica was reporting live from Bourbon Street when her last nerve snapped while a 49ers fan yelled at the camera. Jessica served hot bitch on a plate to the screaming fan when she turned things around by asking the spotlight stealer, “We were just talking about the STD rate that’s going on here. So how long have you had an STD?

Nothing will knock the sweet nectar out of your veins and sober you all the way up like a reporter accusing you of having crotch critters or more in front of thousands of people. Jessica’s videobomber said, “I don’t have an STD,” before getting out of Jessica’s shot. Jessica didn’t miss a beat and continued on by saying, “You can see what I’ve been dealing with around here.”

DAMN!

But isn’t that what you’re supposed to do on Bourbon Street? You’re supposed to get plastered and yell at cameras. I wouldn’t even know what to say if Jessica came at me like that. I’d probably say, “How do you know? Did James tell you? Or did Sean tell you? I’m using a cream for that! I’m using a cream!

The lesson to be learned here is stay far away from Jessica’s shot, because one minute you’ll be drunkenly living the life and the next minute you’ll be answering calls from ex-pieces asking you if they should get tested. Jessica will fuck you up. Jessica Sanchez is the Regina George of field reporting.

via Orlando Sentinel & Mediabistro

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