Hot Slut Of The Day!
Jessica Sanchez, a reporter from Orlando's WKMG who's in New Orleans to cover all things Super Bowl and wasn't into a drunken videobomber trying to mess with her shot. Jessica Sanchez is not the one and if you mess with her, she'll tell everyone you've got an STD even if you don't have an STD.
Jessica was reporting live from Bourbon Street when her last nerve snapped while a 49ers fan yelled at the camera. Jessica served hot bitch on a plate to the screaming fan when she turned things around by asking the spotlight stealer, "We were just talking about the STD rate that's going on here. So how long have you had an STD?"
Nothing will knock the sweet nectar out of your veins and sober you all the way up like a reporter accusing you of having crotch critters or more in front of thousands of people. Jessica's videobomber said, "I don't have an STD," before getting out of Jessica's shot. Jessica didn't miss a beat and continued on by saying, "You can see what I've been dealing with around here."
DAMN!
But isn't that what you're supposed to do on Bourbon Street? You're supposed to get plastered and yell at cameras. I wouldn't even know what to say if Jessica came at me like that. I'd probably say, "How do you know? Did James tell you? Or did Sean tell you? I'm using a cream for that! I'm using a cream!"
The lesson to be learned here is stay far away from Jessica's shot, because one minute you'll be drunkenly living the life and the next minute you'll be answering calls from ex-pieces asking you if they should get tested. Jessica will fuck you up. Jessica Sanchez is the Regina George of field reporting.
via Orlando Sentinel & Mediabistro
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It's obvious that reporter did not earn those beads.
She's waaay too uptight.
that was abit harsh. jessica is clearly the pretty mean girl type. like gail hailstorm from scary movie with her prada shoes.
The lady was fucking up her shot and knew what she was doing. There's a damn camera and you have to run over to mess with the reporter? Fuck that.
YOU HAVE AN STD BITCH.
I concur: that was uncalled for. The drunky was kinda sweet--not cussing like a sailor or showing her boobs or anything. It woulda been a great opportunity for some off-the-cuff interviewing & then sign off by heading off for a drink with drunky. The reporter actually looks less reputable than Miss Drunky--WTF is that blouse about?
I still cannot believe that the majority of the internet is supporting this cunt.
I can understand if someone is drunk camera bombing in a report where something tragic just happened. Embarrassing them would be a good idea to force some respect.
But this wasn't the case! The reporter was out of line here. Came off as a cruel vapid bitch!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Jessica "you have an STD" Sanchez is a bitch of the highest order. There are a million other ways to deal with this, didn't they teach her that in bitch school? Fire her smug std-ridden ass! lol
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Wow Jessica ur fired! & possibly sued by that nice woman. Completely uncalled for. See u next Tuesday!
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
Wow, what a BITCH! That was completely uncalled for. That woman wasn't that annoying, nor did she even seem that drunk.
The reporter sounds like a tight-assed, nasally-voiced, condescending, spoiled little rich bitch sorority-girl type who has her period. She should join the Kardashians...IN THE PIT
Little Jessica: «I've been takin' care of that in my own little way». Was she referring to her STD?
Anyway… If some minor interference in the street bothers her that much («you can see what I've been having to deal with»), she should "report" about New Orleans Getting Ready from a closed studio.
Dr. Funk, ITA, what Jessica Sanchez did was 'ownage', but guess what? We don't have that anymore in America. :-0!
For you, from New Orleans
Jessica Sanchez will not make it, you have to likeable in media. She's just, like Hekki said, a plain up, full bore, C U N T.
"Happy Drunks" are far more annoying to me than uppity passive/aggressive tv news reporters. The former usually ruins the party for everybody...the latter I never watch anyway.Still...gonna go TEAM JESSICA here.This will not hurt her career at all...and it was classic OWNAGE.
Nah i'm with bitchSpray and ISprainedMyUvula. what happened to everyones humor? its obvious this was in jest because of what she said to the camera, its not like it was edited to make it look like the woman was really being quizzed about having an std?
she could have said something much worse and some nastier things have been said on this site so i dont get all the hate?
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 1:21pm.
i mean seriously if your team is in the Super Bowl in New Orleans -- NEW ORLEANS!! -- and you're peaceably staggering back to your hotel drunk and still drinking and some reporter is doing a stupid curbside piece no one cares about anyhow you are SUPPOSED to wander into the camera shot and say something about your team. this is still America, right? and this bitch was out there to do a story about who was out and what was going on at that time of night, so what was her damn problem? pinch faced bitch. Angelina Jolie would have been more fun.
that woman was very nice in just saying "oh my goodness" etc in response to that question.
*looks at M.E.'s bewbs, tosses her some beads and buys her another shot* GO NINERS!
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*slams shot*
FUCK YEAH!
I mean JEAH!
I think I'm going to come down with the flu Sunday night.
Jessica Sanchez, aka a POS who just made a career destroying move. NOLA is so friendly, what's she doing there?
Laissez les bons temps rouler!
In the words of Bon Qui Qui: "RUDE!"
(the reporter that is)
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 1:27pm.
going to see The Who tomorrow night and Super Bowl partying all day Sunday. just trying to keep my life simple and elegant...*
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Have fun, luv. It sounds like a rockin' good time.
wow, what a bitch that reporter. who the f*** does think she is? I think the woman with the drinky was cool and wasn't annoying...just a happy peaceful drunk. Hope this reporter got some sh*t thrown at her from her boss/bosses.
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 1:14pm.
Hey Foxxy Brown was on tv!! I hope she doesn't have a hangover.
i would have been a LOT more drunk, and MUCH less cooperative had she asked me that question on camera when i was drunk. i also would have been wearing red and gold every day of the week [amateur, i should be the one in N.O.] and i doubt i would have been walking alone ... ;-)
nice try though
*oh and thanks for the reminder that i need to buy some pedialyte etc to prepare for this weekend. going to see The Who tomorrow night and Super Bowl partying all day Sunday. just trying to keep my life simple and elegant...*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
That was very unprofessional behavior from the reporter. What a mean-spirited thing to say to someone.
i mean seriously if your team is in the Super Bowl in New Orleans -- NEW ORLEANS!! -- and you're peaceably staggering back to your hotel drunk and still drinking and some reporter is doing a stupid curbside piece no one cares about anyhow you are SUPPOSED to wander into the camera shot and say something about your team. this is still America, right? and this bitch was out there to do a story about who was out and what was going on at that time of night, so what was her damn problem? pinch faced bitch. Angelina Jolie would have been more fun.
that woman was very nice in just saying "oh my goodness" etc in response to that question.
*looks at M.E.'s bewbs, tosses her some beads and buys her another shot* GO NINERS!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:55am.
Call me a killjoy, but I find idiot, obnoxious drunkies more annoying than people who call them on their shit.
word.
Hey Foxxy Brown was on tv!! I hope she doesn't have a hangover.
*wanders into thread* Super Bowl is this Sunday? Who's playing? :D
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
What a fucking bitch.
Have a drink a sit you cunt ass down.
NINERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*flashes boobs*
*gets beads*
*paints self red and gold*
WOOOT NINERS 6!!!!!!
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 12:35pm.
That reporter was a total cunt.
The black lady was good-natured and would have gone away if the reporter hadn't engaged her.
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ITA. The cunty reporter lured her in for humiliation.
"You can see what I've been dealing with around here."
Oh, boo-fucking-hoo. You put on some face paint, fix your hair a bit and stand on a street corner like a hooker for a five-minute (if that) soundbite, which no one would even care or know about if not for your guest star. That isn't "work."
And BTW, you're shooting on a fucking PUBLIC STREET in fucking NEW ORLEANS during fucking SUPER BOWL WEEK. What the fuck did you expect?!?!?!?!
*staggers into thread waving gallon of vodka,farting red and gold and counting the days until Sunday*
Team Fuck That Rude Self-Centered Humorless Bitch Reporter. GO NINERS!!!!
*burps, spins and passes out*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
That reporter obviously thinks she's reeeeeal HOT SHIT, and that she's just too too TOO clever and funny.
Oops.
That reporter was a total cunt.
The black lady was good-natured and would have gone away if the reporter hadn't engaged her.
That reporter is lucky. It could'be been one of those 'not the one' bitches and it would not have ended with smug satisfaction.
Also. If you can't take the pressure of being a live reporter, go find a desk job.
i usually hate the out of control drunkiness in general, but it is new orleans, it is bourbon street and it is superbowl weekend...
i agree...the reporter wouldn't have done this if this were a man...and i don't think the reporter would have done if the drunken mess wasn't black...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
The reporter is a cunt.
That chick was just having a good time.
A passive-aggressive side-eye, pause, raised eyebrow and a, "done, yet?" with a patronizing smile would have worked well for me.
She's hot like most latinas.
Call me a killjoy, but I find idiot, obnoxious drunkies more annoying than people who call them on their shit.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
I dislike both these hoes
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Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 10:41am.
She could have been outgoing and fun but instead she acted like a total bitch.
yes, and that why i support jessica 10000%.
i hate people who try to wave into a camera in a background. for fuck's sake, have you never seen a camera? is this the 1920s? are you a member of an isolated jungle tribe?
I hope that woman doesn't sue to the station for embarrassment and defamation.
If I were the reporters boss, that would be my concern.
What a nasty little bitch. Girl was just having a good time on Bourbon Street. It's not like this bitch reporter was covering Obama's inauguration. And if you look at the youtube comments, you get a cornucopia of racist Cookie Monsters cheering her on for verbally smacking down a black woman. So there's that can of worms.
I was a reporter years ago and we used to just work the drunk people into the live shots unless they were being completely obnoxious. This story was about Super Bowl excitement. She should have briefly entertained her in a positive way and kept it moving. The drunk woman was kinda cute. The reporter was a bitch.
I was thinking I would be team reporter but that passive aggressive shit was tiresome. Jesus Christ, it's Bourbon Street. I don't think this trick is even from NOLA. GTFO with that.
So funny.
She'll get fired from this local backwater and re-hired on some tacky cable joint for 5 times her present salary. Yay, internet.
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Tacky and unprofessional. She's no hero. My hero would have handled it with poise and REAL humor. This is a back stabbing b*tch with no class.
I have some suspicions as to why Jessica was so bitchy.
That woman was celebrating and enjoying the sweet nectar when RepoBiatch took it to Tackyville. Hope you get fired!
Go 49ers!!!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
she needs to get fired.
Putting on my professional journalism dunce cap....that's a pretty dumb career move, missy. Enjoy your new desk job. Fact checker who has no poise, nor control, nor good sense.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Yes, because she interrupted your hard hitting, investigative report on the superbowl.
That victim may not have deserved that, but Jessica is my new news hero. If she gets the boot, then some cable show needs to pick her up.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 9:35am.
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Words of wisdom by IF. :-)