The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 31st!
Unlike peons who buy those vulgar cars with factory-made leather seats, Goop's BMW comes with a DIY 'Kill n upholster' kit. - Emeriesan
The cops could smell the bull from Lindsay's "I wasn't driving the car" excuse from a mile away. - Half Empty
"What? I got ass, grass AND gas." - Sweetas
The new BMW's now run on cows milk instead of gasoline. Unfortunately it's still over 5 bucks a gallon. - LargeMarge