Thursday, January 31st 2013

Birthday Sluts

Justin Timberlake (32)
Marcus Mumford (26)
Tiffany Limos (33)
Bobby Moynihan (36)
Kerry Washington (36)
Kate Shindle (36)
Jackie O (38)
Portia de Rossi (40)
Patricia Velasquez (42)
Minnie Driver (43)
Kelly Lynch (54)
Anthony LaPaglia (54)
Johnny Rotten (57)
Jessica Walter (72)
Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands (75)
Philip Glass (76)
Carol Channing (92)

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 9:20am.

lol what a knob

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 7:51pm.

Happy Birthday Darknight! Hope you had a great day today with flowers and balloons.

HB to the other birthday sluts as well. ;p

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Submitted by blaase on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 3:51pm.

Never noticed JT looks so much like Dennis from it's always sunny LOL

Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 3:09pm.

Happy Birthday Darknight.

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Submitted by Darknight on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 3:23pm.

Thanks, how've you been haven't seen you in a while or maybe I missed you since you changed your avie?

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Submitted by Tyroan on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 2:19pm.

Happy 94th Birthday Jackie Robinson!

...and john lydon is nothing more than the peter tork of punk.

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Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 2:13pm.

Aw, Pippy, that rough-and-tough little gangbanger (with shaped brows!). He defines the phrase "girl's blouse." Happy birthday, JT.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 2:08pm.

Happy birthday fondles to Darknight!

Also, to KC of Teh Sunshine Band! *does a little dance, makes a little love, gets down tonight*

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Submitted by Darknight on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 3:24pm.

Thanks for the love.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 1:56pm.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *snort*

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Submitted by SFRBully on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 1:24pm.

Feck the lot o'ya.

Johnny Lydon is my pop, 'e is.

BLIMEY

DID YOU MOTHERFUCKING POOP IN MY FOOD? YOU BITCH! *THROWS TAMPON*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6PPzUW2PIY

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 1:19pm.

HBD Darknight!

Some good birthdays today. HBD Anthony LaPaglia because I know you didn't get as much love on here as you should.

HBD to the stunning Kerry Washington..and HBD JTimb.

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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 1:17pm.

Submitted by Darknight on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 9:57am.

Happy Birthday and have a fab day out. ♥

Happy Birthday to Queen Kerry and Nell Porter.

Johnny Rotten is a cunt.

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Submitted by Darknight on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 3:33pm.

Thanks Lucy, hope you have fab day yourself. By the way love reading your comments, hope I don't sound all stalkerish.

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 1:14pm.

HBD Elvira! Hope you have fun tonite, but use a designated driver or cab.

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 1:12pm.

KC of Sunshine Band fame is also 62 today.

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 12:50pm.

HB Darknight! Have a good time at the CF -- i betcha your family has your lactose intolerance needs covered ... ;-)

lmao, so MK i take it you're not a Timberlake fan then? LOL! that photo makes it impossible for me to wish him a HB and still be able to look myself in the mirror [i know, i know but there are a lot of people who bother me a lot more, and underneath all the production and stage theatrics he CAN sing...]

HB to the rest of the sluts, esp the legends Carol Channing and Jessica Walter, Rotten, LaPaglia [lmao @ "Simon Moon" yah he was hilarious!], and Kerry Washington

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Submitted by Darknight on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 3:34pm.

Thanks Foxy, hope you have a fun ass superbowl weekend.

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Submitted by Skye10 on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 12:46pm.

Happy Birthday to Kerry Washington and the rest of the b-day babies! :)

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Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 12:43pm.

"The king is gone but he's not forgotten. This is the story of Johnny Rotten." HB Johnny!
Raise a Touhey's to you, Anthony!
Minnie Driver : her personal life kinda screwed up her career. No one cares who you baby's daddy is. She's meh.

Submitted by Hotmami on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 12:39pm.

HB JT. Even though you are a douche now.

I'd still sit on his face.

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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life

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Submitted by Anita Bidet on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 12:33pm.

HB Johnny Rotten. the rest can slag off

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Submitted by Cowjam on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 12:06pm.

Happy Birthday Simon Moon!!! I just watched the last episode of "Frasier" last night. I cannot believe how many times I guffawed out loud.

Submitted by Girl about town on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:32am.

OMG I forgot about his wigger stage! This is why Jessica Biel is a damn fool.

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Don't start none and the'll be none.

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:13am.

Happy birthday, Darknight!!

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Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:11am.

HB Minnie Driver, Carol Channing, seems like a lovely lady with an awful voice and Darknight!
Have a great day.
Justin, never liked his singing voice at all nor do I get the "hot" guess he can dance and that crap he pulled at the Super Bowl was cowardly.

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Submitted by elegantlady on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:08am.

lol
roflmao
hahaha

I forgot about this phase of the game.

I needed this!
++++++++
Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.

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Submitted by elanenergy on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:04am.

attempting to stop laughing at that Timbertippytoedippyhead photograph. That alone should ruin his career. Can he just stick to singing? Can we keep him off the silver screen with this photo? Then, I'd be satisfied. Dump fuck.

My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.

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Submitted by que cochina on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 10:49am.

Happy birfday Darknight! Beware of those 10-zillion calorie Cheesecake Factory meals, but enjoy your dessert!

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Submitted by SFRBully on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 10:37am.

Timberlake's themesong:

http://youtu.be/bfLZfyphg0M

(Darknight - even though we disagree about the level of aweseomeness of cunty news reporter, I would like to eat some of your corny corn and mention that many [NOT most] commenters here are awesome and I look forward to their posts when my stress level increases. Hugs to you, internet stranger.)

HE DANCES TO THIS NAKED IN THE MIRROR ON HIS BIRTHDAY and sings it in a high voice. DON'T LIE TO YOURSELVES this is true.

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Submitted by Darknight on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 10:32am.

I know this is gonna sound corny but here it goes...

I want to thank everyone for all the birthday wishes and also thank you for helping me through a dark year. I always come here to laugh and keep up with ya'll. Ya'll are all cool internet peeps.

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 10:29am.

Darknight -- HB, hon! Cheesecake Factory has like a million things on their menu; I'm sure they'll have something for your cute, lactose-intolerant ass!

warmislandsun -- OMG, you put it perfectly why I hate Timberpussy so much. I think he's SO fug, too! And seriously, how can you get sexy back if you never had it in the first place? Seriously, I think I love you for that comment -- LMAO!!!

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

"Two eyes, two eyebrows."

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Submitted by warmislandsun on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 10:09am.

I just cannot get over how much fug is in that photo. Why how for what reason do people find him attractive?

BTW, you can't get sexy BACK if you never had it.

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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 10:07am.

Happy Bday Darknight, all the best to you!

Submitted by yoboo on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 10:07am.

Did Justin get a nose job? His nose is very flat now and it looks like a big honked there.

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 10:04am.

Happy Barfday Darknight!!! You know, I have never met a dessert I di'int like but I have a problem with cheesecake so I cannot even imagine being in a factory full of 'em. Good luck tonite! they do serve booze there right? ;)

Darknight's picture
Submitted by Darknight on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 10:28am.

Hell yes I'm getting my drinky drink on. Thanks for the birthday wishes, love the new avie. Fresh as a daisy.

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Submitted by SFRBully on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 10:02am.

DARKNIGHT - order a WHOLE pumpkin cheesecake and don't eat a bite!

Who's paying the bill? Happy birthday! Happy birthday Becky!

DID YOU MOTHERFUCKING POOP IN MY FOOD? YOU BITCH! *THROWS TAMPON*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6PPzUW2PIY

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Submitted by Darknight on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 10:14am.

Hell yes I'm sticking them with the bill. I might. Just take a bite to torture them with my farts on the way home.

Thanks for the birthday wishes.

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Submitted by SFRBully on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 10:02am.

Justin fucks turds. Not because he's gay, but because he wants a brown penis.

DID YOU MOTHERFUCKING POOP IN MY FOOD? YOU BITCH! *THROWS TAMPON*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6PPzUW2PIY

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Submitted by Darknight on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 9:57am.

Happy cakeday to me, happy cakeday to me!!! Yay happy cakeday to me.

So family is taking me to the cheesecake factory. Did i mention I'm lactose intolerant? This should be interesting.

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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 9:48am.

Yes, Dan, always! :)

I'm going to get your that Squatty Potty so you can have a good think about your posts before you hit "post"!!
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Dark-sided!

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Submitted by ethang on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 9:46am.

Justin will always be that little bitch that broke down and cried on Punk'd.

Whamo's picture
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 9:46am.

Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 9:37am.

Whamo, it's "Never Mind The Bollocks".

You always get words wrong and lyrics wrong!
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Well excuuuuuuuse me! :P

Always eh!?

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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 9:44am.

Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 9:15am.

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Have you ever heard this version of EMI?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJqChCXOHGM

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Submitted by CokeyBloke on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 9:43am.

Portia DiRossi is only 40?

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Submitted by Dawn Davenport on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 9:41am.

Happy Bday Johnny Rotten!

And a g'day also to Anthony LaPaglia, I've always had a thing for that man!

IrishFury's picture
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 9:37am.

Whamo, it's "Never Mind The Bollocks".

What's wrong with you, Maple Leaf?

You always get words wrong and lyrics wrong!

You're like the Rose Nylund of the D!

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Dark-sided!

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 9:28am.

happy happy, John Lydon!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylOCIP54PIQ

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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Submitted by Two Drink Min on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 9:27am.

He's got Alec Baldwin's kissy mouth thing going here...

Happy Birthday Sluts.

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