Open Post: Hosted By Sylvester Stallone's Smoking Pipe Brow
It takes a whole lot to show up Jason Momoa (below with his full-time piece's daughter Zoe Kravitz), but Sylvester Stallone did it at last night's NYC premiere of Bullet to the Head. I know that Sly has the complexion of microwaved cheddar cheese, but please take your tongue off the screen and pay homage to his left brow that looks like the Nike swoosh with a tail. It is JUST doing it and then some. I want to take Sly out for dim sum and eat dumplings off of his face, because that brow looks like a beautiful hairy Chinese soup soon.
And seriously, we should expect nothing less from a man whose mother is the most gorgeous ass-reading star goddess on the planet.