Thursday, January 31st 2013
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 30th!
Jane's hidden Nanny-cam shows what Tarzan and Cheetah were really up to when she was away from the hut. - Whaaaaat
Runners-up:
Ed misunderstood the word, "banana hammock" - DiamondDogs
There once was a man from Montana
Who worked a donkey show in Havana
He said with a shrug
As he removed his butt plug
Who wants a big brown banana? - citizenstrange
via Evil Milk
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Today's lesson is how to suck on an uncut dick. You peel the banana and then guuullllppp.
THIS is the reason we "Have no bananas today".
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
- Hysteria
OH, YOUR RED SCARF MATCHES YOUR EYES,
YOU CLOSED YOUR COVER BEFORE STRIKING,
FATHER HAD THE SHIPFITTER BLUES,
LOVING YOU HAS MADE ME BANANAS,
OH, YOU BURNT YOUR FINGER THAT EVENING,
WHILE MY BACK WAS TURNED,
I ASKED THE WAITER FOR IODINE,
BUT I DINED ALL ALONE,
OH, YOUR RED SCARF MATCHES YOUR EYES,
YOU CLOSED YOUR COVER BEFORE STRIKING,
FATHER HAD THE SHIPFITTER BLUES,
LOVING YOU HAS MADE ME BANANAS.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEoLFkT-SKQ
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♫I am smitten, You know me (yeah, you know me)
I could be your Frankenstein, My crush with eyeliner...♫
Not a soul, not even Michael K., is patiently waiting for what's behind banana #27!
Is that a banana on your crotch or are you just happy to see me?
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♫I am smitten, You know me (yeah, you know me)
I could be your Frankenstein, My crush with eyeliner...♫
Come Mr. Tally Man, tally me banana.
EHRMAHGERD!
Josephine Baker is rolling in her grave saying "Shit, whiteboy...that is NOT the way you do it".
Bubbles is lured to Nevereverland and quickly regrets his mistake
Catfishing is so 2011. Meet the latest social network predator: he's called a Chiquita, and he pretends to be a fruit.
No caption, just had to let the record show that this is really working for me...
(no relation to Jennifer Lopez, she wishes)
Liam Neeson demanded a rewrite of the original ending for Taken. " I will find you and I will peel you." didn't have the same punch.
Who says that three is a crowd?
-- Red Hot Chili Peppers
Who says that chimps are not allowed?
-- Tarzan
Sensing a Gap in their product line, Banana Republic has introduced some new shit, I mean sheets! Center folding, no less.
Jason London's mid-afternoon snack would soon come back to haunt him in a similar fashion.
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Help me!
Larry would have made a better impression if he brought Cheetos to the X-factor casting couch.
Submitted by perky on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 5:27pm.
Carl has been waiting patiently all week to find out whether it's true that once they go black, you never go back
HAHAHAHA!!!!!
sorry for going kinda off topic, but this one by perky is genius "Freddy Mercury and his former lover, Pauly Potassium had a lot of chemistry." good job, guy.
...any problem solved is a new problem made
"Honey, if 69 bananas won't get the taste out of my mouth, then I'm moving to Jamaica."
the banana council aims at a new target market with their "we put the ass in potassium" campaign.
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...any problem solved is a new problem made
"... Anderson 358. Anderson 359. Anderson 360!"
"Now come on dear, you know, practice makes perfect."
Jane's hidden Nanny-cam shows what Tarzan and Cheetah were really up to when she was away from the hut.
My fantasy. Being in bed with a bunch of peelers!
So that's how Wladimir Klitschko got that little monkey Hayden Panettiere back!
Freddy Mercury and his former lover, Pauly Potassium had a lot of chemistry.
One rotten banana spoils the whole bunch.
Shia LaBeouf is talking this "only indie movie" thing too seriously.
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Lucifer_Sam: "Do you EVER post anything worthwhile on this site? Do you EVER have a point to make?" In case anyone else was wondering, the answer is "No."
His shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
What a perfect sex-club for Rachael Ray! What's good for the goose, girl.....
Tom Cruise finally comes out as a lifelong potassium junkie.
Oh if those paneled walls could talk!
Carl has been waiting patiently all week to find out whether it's true that once they go black, you never go back.
sadly now he's dead,Patrick swayze has lost his appeel.
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You might find The Hoff in a bar
or in Germany with a guitar.
He might do a dance
in shiny black pants,
but at least he can talk to his car.
Now we understand how a young Richard Gere lured the gerbils in.
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"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK
Ashton Kutcher's Twitter photo gave some insight as to why he was so attracted to Demi's gorilla snatch.
Is that a banana in your bed or are you just happy to see me?
Planet of the Fruitarians
Just another Saturday night in the dorm for this Primatology major.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
50 shades of bananay
Tom Cruise apparently wasn't entirely clear on what the audition for the latest remake of Tarzan would entail.
Matthew MaConaghey shows us that eating natural laxative bananas is how he lost all that weight for his most recent film.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana bone...
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping panana bone!
It's no baloney, it ain't a phony...
My spectacular bananular bone!
Paging Dr Freud. Dr Sigmund Freud, please pick up the white courtesy telephone.
Why don't you make like a banana and split?
There is some nuts with that fruit.
On the DVD special features, Bam Margera reveals what was left on the cutting room floor of his "Bend My Dick to My Ass" production.
John Travolta goes to great length to get five little monkeys jumping on his bed.
Mama called the Dr and the Dr said "HELL NO"
THIS explains all those ads that feature a banana as one of the "5 Foods You Should Never Eat!".
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Mr. Potassium, April 1986
Got the body of a Botaccelli....too bad it's a dude.
Love,
Mabel