BRADLEY COOPER LOOOVES FEET!

Who cares if this is just another story that's trying to kill the rumor that Bradley Cooper has a peen fetish, this is kind of Bradley Cooper news I want to hear about.

InTouch Weekly says that B. Coop wants to be a Dr. Scholl corn remover in his next life, because he wants to be stuck to a delicious foot all the time. Jennifer Lawrence introduced B. Coop to a model named Laura Simpson and they went out on a few dates, but she dumped his ass, because he was obsessed with her hooves and kept asking her for pictures of her feets and it grossed her out. Some source said this:

“After a bunch of dates, things got very awkward. He was always touching her feet. It was weird, so she broke it off. [They had] six real dates and were hooking up for about a month."

So, B. Coop wants to suck your big toe like it's a hard dick and your response is, "EWWWWW"? B. Coop wants to stick his dick between your toes and your response is, "EEEEEK"? Either this story is fake or this Laura Simpson trick doesn't appreciate the pleasures in life. If that was me, I wouldn't even care if B. Coop kept calling my foot "Victor." I'd be all about it. Lick it, clean it, choke on that sock lint, bitch!

Posted by: Michael K

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Bradley Cooper • Feet

Submitted by Deb on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 4:45pm.

That picture belongs in a museum!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Super Stew on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 4:43pm.

What in the Monty Python and the Holy Grail are the abscesses on his trunk?

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 4:43pm.

I don't mind feet (as long as they are clean and hairless) but I had to ad-block that picture because there's a fucking green fungus toenail on the right.

Submitted by Biht Chi Whon on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 4:42pm.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 4:35pm.

"Those are the grossest feet MK! WTF is that green stuff?"

Hahaha, I know! When I saw that I like, "Why does that person have pieces of lettuce stuck to their toes???"

Submitted by elanenergy on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 4:42pm.

Even his fake planted (plantar wart) stories are boring. he is boring. he is not cute. Make him go away, MK.

My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 4:40pm.

Btw, I tried looking for the BCoop as emu pic, and I promise you, his people have been messing with the Internets. I only found some mediocre pics, but not the original I saw here on the D

Submitted by Jeanneee on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 4:37pm.

I guess this is fitting, since the only thing more boring than Bradley Cooper is foot fetishism.

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I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. - Michael K 1/16/13

Submitted by Biht Chi Whon on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 4:36pm.

I once dated a dude who had a serious thing for feet. It was no big deal to me, everyone has their kinks.

What I want to know is who Cooper is banging or blowing in Hollywood for them to keep trying to make him happen?
IMHO, he does not have that movie star quality. Small screen, yes. Big screen, no.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 4:36pm.

It's ok Bradley...when you find the right man, you can marry him in Washington state...like Gomer did!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 4:35pm.

Those are the grossest feet MK! WTF is that green stuff? B. Coop looks tasty though (... who said that?)

"Lick it, clean it, choke on that sock lint, bitch!" that is all.

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 4:35pm.

She broke it off because an Emu beak pecking at your feet really fucking hurts, and she got tired of walking around with bloody stumps all the time.

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"Vanity’s a business built to fleece the unique. Silicone and stars collide. The rest will fall in line. Just as beautiful as you are, it’s so pitiful what you are.You should have seen this coming all along."

Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 4:35pm.

Feet are nasty, and that banner pic makes me wanna hurl. Thanks, MK.

Submitted by Peepsdragon on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 4:35pm.

I'll let him lick my feet

Submitted by Peepsdragon on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 4:34pm.

I'll let him lick my feet

Submitted by LareezyDaBreezy on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 4:34pm.

Its it just me or does it look like one of those feets have a moldy looking toenail? On the right side of the pic. Yuck.

*Crackie is growing up*

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 4:34pm.

I call BULLSHIT...dude loves cock.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by LareezyDaBreezy on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 4:32pm.

Blah. I don't do feet. Almost kicked my son in the kisser once before accidentally because he tried to tickle my feet. So I understand the ick factor.

*Crackie is growing up*

Submitted by DiamondDogs on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 4:31pm.

Coop has a derp face but his body is very fine.

I went out with a 30 yr old virgin and he offered to massage feet after work one day and the next thing I feel is this wet slobber. He's had one of my piggies in his mouth. NAST.
That was the end of that.