Afternoon Crumbs

January 30, 2013 / Posted by:

Stupid ass RiRi’s stupid ass relationship with stupid ass Chris Brown is nobody’s business, which is why she’s talking about it to Rolling Stone. Here’s a stupid ass taste of her stupid ass comments: ““He doesn’t have the luxury of fucking up again.” – ICYDK

Katie Holmes is going to go to get her law degree and sue Scientology for millions of Thetans for stealing her soul – Lainey Gossip

Tamara Ecclestone bought everybody in the club a bottle of Cristal and I’m guessing that now there’s a bunch of bottles of Cristal on eBay.co.uk – Hollywood Tuna 

I already hated Dr. Phil, but now I really hate Dr. Phil for not asking Ronaiah Tuiasosopo to do his lady voice – Towleroad

Laura Ingalls Wilder will soon be Laura Ingalls Wilder Weston – Celebitchy

Alec Baldwin and his wife will soon be parents to an adorable, rude, thoughtless little piglet – The Superficial 

Kanye West is not impressed by Dita Von Teese’s pasties, because diamonds have been falling out of his nipple slits for years – Drunken Stepfather

I’ll wait here while you Photoshop your picture over that picture of Tony Danza The Berry 

Teresa Palmer’s dress looks like it’s made of dead spiders – Popoholic

I wasn’t aware that Megan Fox ever started acting to begin with – IDLYITW

Lucy Liu gets cream pied on Jimmy Fallon – Just Jared

Hero of the Day: The Queen of Lincoln RoadOMG Blog

There is a God and he’s showing himself by kicking Willow Smith out of the remake of AnnieJezebel

Miley Cyrus does the Downward LOOKATME on the beach – Popsugar

For about two seconds, I really thought this was Queen Latifah’s girlfriend from Set It Off Crunk + Disorderly

How long before England declares war on us again for exposing them to Twit & TwatMoe Jackson

That’s a funny looking Frapp with extra whip – Celebslam

Why is Miley Cyrus wearing the placemat my abuelita bought in Rosarito Beach as a top? – Cityrag

Now that Neil Patrick Harris is almost done with How I Met Your Mother, he can focus all of his energy on a Doogie Howser reboot – SOW

Wonky McValtrex’s piece looks about 12 years old and she probably has herp sores that are older than him – I’m Not Obsessed

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