Robert De Niro Has A Butterfly Tattoo And Richard Gere Is A Sex Gymnast
Carole Mallory is an actress model type who was in a few movies in the 70s, but she's mostly known for kissing famous dudes and telling everyone about it. Carole put out a book a few years ago about her 8-year-long relationship with Norman Mailer, and now she's got a new book out about how she humped on Robert De Niro, Richard Gere and Peter Sellars back in the 70s. Carole was the premiere star fucker of the 1970s. Only the most famous and VIP of men were allowed into her coochie. There was a red velvet rope in front of it and everything. Like Studio 45! Carole Malley was the Superhead of her time.
Page Six, who published excerpts from the book, says that Carole started riding on Robert De Niro after she met him at the Chateau Marmont in 1975. They boned each other for two weeks straight and he never took his socks off:
“During lovemaking, he never stopped looking in my eyes. He had a butterfly tattoo that I later realized matched his flighty spirit. So did the fact he left his socks on. The following year he married Diahnne Abbott . . . I would have appreciated a phone call.”
Socks AND a butterfly tattoo? Robert De Niro was a 19-year-old trailer park slut circa 1997 before 19-year-old trailer park sluts circa 1997 existed! I really hope that butterfly tattoo is above his ass crack, because knowing that the Raging Bull has a tramp stamp would fulfill my life.
Carole also thought that Peter Sellars wore socks all the time too, until she realized that those weren't black fur socks over his feet. It was his foot fur:
“I kissed him all over his hairy body. He had hair everywhere. He even had it on his back. I liked it. He reminded me of a giant panda bear.”
I think Carole just came out as a Plushie.
And finally, Carole talks about how Richard Gere worked her like she was a pommel horse and it was his final event at the Olympics:
“His gymnastic skills were apparent. He made love his way . . . He didn’t withhold. He was Valentino in the flesh. A sex symbol not to be forgotten. Not to be lumped in with all the others, but to be remembered for his uniqueness. His thoughtfulness. His caring.”
Why do I picture Richard covering his hands with chalk powder before sex times and then doing flips all around Carole and stuff? I bet Béla Károlyi was in the corner, coaching him. But seriously, Richard wasn't doing gymnastics. The gerbil in his butt was just trying to get out, so he was squirming and doing all sorts of flips to push it back in. That's all!
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Shit --- I have a butterfly tramp stamp...damn my 19 year old self! Tongue ring and all...
You mean, studio 54? lol
The gerbil in his butt was just trying to get out, so he was squirming and doing all sorts of flips to push it back in. That's all!
Ahahahah M.K. this had me loling!
I love slutstories of the seventies.
I actually thought you were talking about Peter Sellars, the theater director guy, and I was shocked. That guy always had a cow lick like David Lynch's, but he always seemed pretty hairless, otherwise. But I guess you meant Peter Sellers, the English comedian who banged a lot of skanks.
MK, that last fucking paragraph is going to get me fired for laughing to loudly.
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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 7:
I was sitting in the park with one of my friends a while back, and she suggested that we take off our shoes and socks. So we did, and it felt pretty nice. Until I saw her feet. They were *covered* in long, thick black hairs, especially the toes.
She caught me staring, goldfish faced.
Haha! Is your friend Peter Sellers' love child?! Funny!
Submitted by mefunigirl on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 2:46am.
and everybody was hairy in the 70's, it was the norm, but I don't think I've ever seen anyone with really hairy feet
*shudder*
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I was sitting in the park with one of my friends a while back, and she suggested that we take off our shoes and socks. So we did, and it felt pretty nice. Until I saw her feet. They were *covered* in long, thick black hairs, especially the toes. It was all the more amazing since she's so pretty and well groomed.
She caught me staring, goldfish faced. Luckily, she thought I was impressed at her nail polish. (Why yes, yes she had had a pedicure. Why do you ask?)
For those commenting on Miss Loose Lips' writing skills-just remember: This chick is a creative writing professor today.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Submitted by Murph: "Nothing to say except Richard Gere was hot as FUCK in the 70's and 80's and I would hit it up, down, all around even if he was a clown.
That makes no sense but I would screw him senseless so now it makes more sense."
I would, too. He might be sexier now. I thought he was the sexier man in "Unfaithful". Why Diane Lane fuxked on that seagull-faced greezeball instead of her own hot husband...
Hahahaha... So funny but I don't believe it.
Gere is so handsome, I was star struck by him from the Pretty Woman movie...
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Submitted by Kiwi chicklet on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 11:24pm.
Sure did cane the blusher in the 70s, it makes her face look as though it is carved out of cheese...
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blush sticks were all the rage then, you just swiped it on and I dont remember too much blending being done with it either.
and everybody was hairy in the 70's, it was the norm, but I don't think I've ever seen anyone with really hairy feet
*shudder*
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Mallory's words take me right back to the days of 'An Officer and A Gentleman'. Damn, what a gorgeous man Gere was back then.
A warm hello to the night crew.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Did she sleep with Dustin Hoffman? That's the one I want. Dustin all the way!
Submitted by Madam Pince on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 10:12pm.
So apparently DeNiro has slept with at least one white woman. Interesting.
Did anybody else notice he was with a woman other than his wife at the SAG Awards? He was holding her hand, so it wasn't a PR rep. Definitely darker and larger than Grace Hightower.
lol, i did! maybe the surrogate-born daughter...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Here's a great way of sucking the eroticism out of any situation: mention pandas. And I think this woman is a closet furry if she wants to fuck a panda.
Also, man body hair is gross.
Why should De Niro have told her A YEAR LATER that he was getting married to someone else? It's not like they had a long and enduring relationship with lots of emotional closeness. They fucked for two weeks, and then he, his tattoo and his socks left.
I never got the love for Richard Gere. I find his face to look very punchable and smug. I also cannot bring myself to believe he voluntarily had sex with a woman.
And I'm also imagining him whirling and spinning on her stiffened body like she's a pommel horse.
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Sure did cane the blusher in the 70s, it makes her face look as though it is carved out of cheese...
“I kissed him all over his hairy body. He had hair everywhere. He even had it on his back. I liked it. He reminded me of a giant panda bear.”
this quality of writing calls for a ghostwriter. geez.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 10:07pm.
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Good point, Twat Muffin! I swear though, DeNiro is NOT comfortable in even semi-love scenes. Don't see him getting the knack at this stage of life.
Yes, Barkin owned Sea of Love, but can you seriously picture DeNiro in the Pacino role? I can't. But what do I know--I've got it in my head that he's uncomfortable in love scenes and that's that. LOL
Within: That scene in RB with Cathy M was the closest I've ever seen him to hot--you got me there! Very sexy scene. But I think that was due mostly to CM.
In any event, I love RdN.
Hiya Twatty! ITA with you and Puppy Love, Sea of Love was very sexy, that had a lot to do with Ellen Barkin and her attitude.
@Puppy, I thought De Niro's love scene with Cathy Moriarty in Raging Bull was pretty hot - maybe due to her as well.
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So apparently DeNiro has slept with at least one white woman. Interesting.
Did anybody else notice he was with a woman other than his wife at the SAG Awards? He was holding her hand, so it wasn't a PR rep. Definitely darker and larger than Grace Hightower.
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Puppy Love -- I don't think either DeNiro or Pacino have really had choice partners to be hot with. Yeah, "Sea of Love" was hot, but Ellen Barkin was ready to eat him up, she totally controlled that scene. I'd love to see both guys in love scenes where they ran the show and were the aggressor, ya know?
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
I've never seen DeNiro in a believable, hot love scene. Not saying they're not out there; I've just never seen one.
I've always thought Al Pacino was sexy in the Godfather...and Sea of Love. Much more comfy doing love scenes than RD imo.
Withy -- hey, baby!
UBF -- I'm going to have to go all Jake LaMotta over your ass for DeNiro? Assume the position! I fight for my men folk -- put up yer dukes!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Hi there Twatty! Didn't see you, Biht Chi and mschunkyv, banging the DeNiro! lolol *waves*
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He could still get it. I used to have the hots for Nicholson, but good GOD, that is one motherfucker who let himself go. De Niro is still a smooth operator.
Omg what a whorey whore!!!! I love it. :)
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Nothing worse than a loose-mouthed star fucker who cannot write... please do go on Carole, tell us about everyone's socks! hahaha ;p
7o's De Niro butterfly tramp stamp = the hawttness. And 70-80's Gere was primo panty creamer. #puddingtime
"Like Studio 45!" - olol
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Submitted by RichBitch on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 7:00pm.
Mid-1970s De Niro was so fucking hot.
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Awwwwwww yisssssss!!! Absolutely!
And we would be some sock wearing during the sex muthafuckers, because this slut wears her socks during the secks too. :)
Biht Chi Whon -- shit, I'll take an old & energetic DeNiro banging me & looking me in my eyes. Bow-chick-a-wow-wow!!! It's very hot when a hot guy makes eye contact with you.
I was so into Al Pacino & Robert DeNiro for like forever. I'd still totally bang DeNiro, but Pacino looks like shit warmed over nowadays -- I wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole now.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Oh, honey.....she looks like she could be on Mob Wives and right now I'm imagining her gigantic 70's bush and her post coital cocaine rants were probably annoying as fuck. But I mean really, EVERYBODY fucked EVERY and ANYone in the 70's.Now if Barbara Markay (former Hot Slut and my personal Facebook friend http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8lK5zdXySc) wrote a book I would be all over it.
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Richard Gere has the facial features that reminds me exactly of an opossum.
DeNiro is the man. He is the best American living actor today.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 7:26pm.
That's so hot about DeNiro looking you in the eyes -- RAWWWRRRR!!!!!!!!
That's what I thought too. If I had a young and energetic DeNiro banging me while looking into my eyes the whole time... Ohhh, better believe my ass woulda come haarrd!
GG -- and her eyebrows are fucked up, too -- nasty 'ho!!!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Oh, wait, DeNiro was ultra hot in "Heat." Oh, my, my. And I remember being titillated as a young teen by Richard Gere in "American Gigolo."
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Her blush placement annoys me.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
“During lovemaking, he never stopped looking in my eyes."
Lemme fix that for ya, Carole...
"While fucking, he never stopped looking for the exit."
All better!
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 6:56pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 6:54pm.
*pulls shirt down over butterfly tramp stamp, sheepishly leaves room avoiding eye contact*
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"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 8:06pm.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 7:45pm.
Sucky, where do you think DeNiro's tattoo is on his body?
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We pray it's on her molto hairy balloon knot!
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"During love making...", BITCH you were getting FUCKED! Really now! *rolls eyes*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Carole Mallory may be a star-fucking champeen, but she badly needs a better ghostwriter.
Chicks like this give whores a bad name.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Irish and Louise - which of you is the butch? Louise, how was the interior of Irish's new wheels?
Hey Twatty - if that puppy story is true, that's just despicable. Oh well, in Sellers case, karma happened cause he died pretty young, as I recall.
I'm laughing at this chick thinking that Deniro should have notified her that he was getting married a year after he banged her.
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Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 7:45pm.
Sucky, where do you think DeNiro's tattoo is on his body?
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We pray it's on her molto hairy balloon knot!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Socks during sex don't bother me. In fact I sometimes wear 'em myself, because my feet get cold real fast. and I can't get to o-ville if I have cold feet. Good thing the BF doesn't mind :)
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que cochina -- hey, babe! Oh, yeah, Sellers was a grade-A asshole, and so repugnant-looking. I read he threw a puppy in a swimming pool one time. I can't with anyone who has been cruel to animals.
I thought DeNiro was his hottest ever in "Casino." Man, he made sherbert-colored leisure suits look hot!!!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
I like DeNiro but never found him hot--well, maybe GF2. Richard Gere, OTOH, was and is a sexy, sexy man.
I'm watching Seabiscuit on my PVR - have never seen it before. Some of the scenes make me cry for the poor horsie.
Lucie -- "Pretty Woman" sucks balls, but Gere has been so good in recent movies I excuse that travesty.
Sucky -- awwww, I think DeNiro is still a hottie. Remember, dude is 69 years old now. I'd totally still hit it.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."