It Is Way Too Early For This Foolery
No, this isn't a still from Disney Junior's upcoming adaptation of Boys Don't Cry. This is a picture from Justin Bieber's fan site (via ONTD) of him grabbing a Belieber boob at a meet-and-greet (more like a meet-and-grope) after his show in Miami. Too many questions! Not enough answers!
Did she ask him to hand hug her titty, because she thought that maybe his balls would finally drop if he went to second base? Is this a side hug gone terribly, terribly wrong? Why is she making a face like her soul is trying escape through her mouth and she won't let it? Why didn't anybody call 911? Why does this picture make Justin Beiber look like a child-touching child? When you go to a Canadian hospital and you ask for a mammogram, is this what happens? How does she make her bangs look like Marv Albert's toupee? Is this her Selena Gomez cosplay look?
But the most important and relevant question of all is, why am I still typing words about this picture when I should be pouring boiling water from an electric tea kettle into my eyes instead?
And while I do that, here's a topless Bieber in Miami yesterday. I'm not helping, I know.
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What kind of unholy hair fuckery has she been up to?
It's kinda sad the only thing he is getting attention for is parking tickets, grabbing tits, smoking dope, tatoos, grabbing his cock. Don't be fooled people its all publicity to keep the brand and machine going. It won't be long before he's a hotter mess. The girls will be grown up in a few years and kaboom, career gone.
I figured it was a guy dressed up in a Selena costume.
If I was him and at that age, I know I'd be trying to bang everything in sight!
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 12:33pm.
lol Whamo ;) I was giggling so hard at you mentioning awkward first boob grabs. TRUTH!!
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:) believe me it was awkward for us too!
Ok since we're being honest I remember the first time I really made out and French kissed this girl back in grade 8, I had NO clue what I was doing and she actually laughed at me and had to teach me. I was all mouth wide open and fubmly bumbly and as I write this I can still feel a hint of embarrassment. Lol,
*shudders as cheeks flush*
Half-naked chicken alert!!
*Barfs on the child boobie grab* ;)
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LMFAO at the Marv Albert reference... perfect!
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
It was just time for his 4 o'clock feed
i now officially hate him worse than the Kardashians
*goes to dry erase board to update The List*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I think he's on his way out to be honest. His more recent album isn't selling nearly as well as the one before it, his earlier fans are now getting older and realize he has the body of a 13 year old and most of them are taller and weigh more now and he won't get younger fans because he's already acting like an asshat and parents wont buy that shit for their 11-year-olds unless he pretends to be good and pure.
She gets points for her Tracy Turnblad outfit and hair, but seeing the Biebs groping the Ta is something that makes feel dirty and I don't think a shower will cleanse my soul.
She looks like Miss Pacman
Why is this little girl wearing a wig? Disturbing.
Looks like a chubby Selena.
Yeah yeah yeah on first boob grab! At least my guy was cute
He worked at the Tuxedo Factory
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 12:33pm.
And just to link all the douchebaggery together, there was an interview where Justin Bieber said he's rooting for Chris Brown at the Grammys. I guess he also wants to be a tough guy when he grows up *eyeroll*
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Well you know, assholes of a feather....
Besides the fact that neither of these supremely untalented jagoffs should be mentioned in the same sentence with the word "Grammys" but that's a whole other topic.
:( He rather have a handful of twink wiennie.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
He should play Brandon Teena on Broadway!!!!!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 01/29/2013 -
LOL! Are you on display at the Museum of Natural History? ;-)
Better put on my "to do" list: volunteer to be taxidermed for museum exhibit!
Selenas???
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
Biebs is carrying on with the 'I am not a Lesbian' abs show a bit much of late. Bieber abs and nips are all over the tabs.
Okay, we get it; you're not a girl! You can celebrate your graduation to "chicken". I'm sure the 'hawk' with the "Political Party" tee in the thumbnails enjoys the look....
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"Y este pendejo, que siente?!....."
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This poor girl. Her first lesbian experience and it's seen by millions.
Submitted by Persistent Cat on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 11:37am.
What I hate about being Canadian and living here is the news won't shut up about this little fucker. This morning, CBC news was breathlessly raving about his new album and showed a clip of his acoustic song from his new album. How many fucking albums does he put out a year????
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As I was reading this my radio is on in the background. It's a sports talk show, it's superbowl week and they have reporters down in new orleans. I live in dc and these guys are talking about the redskins qb who has absolutely nothing to do with the superbowl. Believe me, I feel your pain. >:-(
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He is SUCH a TOOL.
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lol Whamo ;) I was giggling so hard at you mentioning awkward first boob grabs. TRUTH!!
How does this preteen have tattoos? Isn't that illegal or are they the lick and peel type?
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 12:02pm.
Submitted by que cochina on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 11:09am.
Christ, I'm carbon dating myself!
LOL! Are you on display at the Museum of Natural History? ;-)
A Beiber post succeeded by a Difficult Brown post: I'm predicting it's Douchebag Day on Dlisted. We just haven't been informed.
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And just to link all the douchebaggery together, there was an interview where Justin Bieber said he's rooting for Chris Brown at the Grammys. I guess he also wants to be a tough guy when he grows up *eyeroll*
so classy. I would have punched him in the face for touching my tit, without asking first of course.
That's not cricket!
That girl would probably enjoy this within a hotel room, but she looks like she is preparing for getting volleys of death threats from all over the world. Jeez, Bieber.
And i hate that I find Bieber kinda hot in this pic - not the other thumbnails tho, ew.
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 12:05pm.
He looks like he's trying to cup her ballsack.
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LOL,
baha
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
In Canada this would be considered pedophilia if the girl is under 18.
Charge him and put him away. Would be so nice.
Oh Canada, you're making me miss Avril and that's not cool.
He would make a fantastic Brandon Teena!
*"Honey, your reputation is SHIT in this town."
Well said Oddly Titillating...
What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.
Selena Gomez loses serious points for dating this prick for so long. nasty.
He looks like he's trying to cup her ballsack.
would taylor swift date this?
i know.....i'll see myself out again...
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Roseanne Barr
Submitted by Snarkley on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 11:53am.
Behold, the next vanilla ice.
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Don't insult Ice. Dude's built himself a successful second career buying houses and flipping them. He's worth around 20 million, not bad for a one hit wonder.
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Submitted by que cochina on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 11:09am.
Christ, I'm carbon dating myself!
LOL! Are you on display at the Museum of Natural History? ;-)
A Beiber post succeeded by a Difficult Brown post: I'm predicting it's Douchebag Day on Dlisted. We just haven't been informed.
Submitted by Snarkley on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 11:53am.
Behold, the next vanilla ice.
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Hell, yes! I was watching TMZ last night and they were making fun of how irrelevant Vanilla Ice is and I just kept thinking I hope this is Beiber's future.
Until they said that Vanilla Ice is worth 18 million and then I was all FML.
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Wow, what the FUCK would possess him to do something like this in a public venue? Can't he just stand there and smile next to the poor confused girl who calls herself a fan of his? No, of course not, because that wouldn't be douchey enough.
I can't say it enough-- I HATE this obnoxious, twerpy little fuckwad and I can't wait for the day when he disappears from our radar OR just dies in a miserable flaming plane crash. The mere thought brings an evil grin to my face, but hey, I'm 36 weeks pregnant and in a wicked mood, so I feel a little entitled. ;-)
And another thing! I don't really buy the "Oh, he's 18, it's normal for that age" argument. Yes, this kind of behavior belongs on someone around age 18... but that doesn't make it the typical behavior for all 18 year olds. This kid is a special kind of PRICK and that's why we see him acting this way.
that picture makes me sad. i'm not sure why. maybe because of the look on the girl's face like "yep, this is going to be the rest of my damn life. titties being grabbed by children and/or men. sigh."
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Behold, the next vanilla ice.
Selena ain't never going back now! Never ever! No!
Never!
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Is that wig supposed to be like a Lady Gaga wig?
What I hate about being Canadian and living here is the news won't shut up about this little fucker. This morning, CBC news was breathlessly raving about his new album and showed a clip of his acoustic song from his new album. How many fucking albums does he put out a year????
Has anyone been watching the new episodes of The Office? This girl's wig looks as natural as the one's Meredith has been wearing.
The ink smudges on his body look like the doodles on my 5th grade Trapper Keeper, and seem nearly as meaningful. I'm sure he won't regret those as he gets older.