Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 29, 2013 / Posted by:

Jinkx Monsoon, Seattle’s premiere Jewish narcoleptic drag queen and Seattle’s youngest MILF from season 5 of RuPaul’s Drag Race!

There were a few Hot Sluts on last night’s season premiere of the beauty tutorial that every Real Housewife and Lilly from Shahs of Sunset watches for make-up and styling tips. There was Coco Montrese’s Sally’s Beauty Supply contacts that make her eyes look like that of a lemur with glaucoma and there was the fallen beauty queen Alyssa Edwards who out of drag looks like a cartoon ant inspired by Hugo Weaving, but the lipstick to my liner was the Jewish narcoleptic drag queen Jinkx Monsoon!

Drag Race 5 is still in its newborn drag baby phase (aka early in the season), but Jinkx is already my favorite for 3 reasons:

1. She plays Little Edie during the Snatch Game episode.

2. In a ginger wig, she sort of looks like a young Kathy Griffin on seven kinds of uppers. In a blonde wig, she looks like if one of the Beauty and the Beast bimbos turned to the dark side and started eating souls.

3. She has narcolepsy! One minute, Jinkx Monsoon could be lip synching FOR HER LIFE and the next minute she could be stage sleeping FOR HER LIFE. Anybody who has the same disorder as one of my favorite internet stars Rusty is a true Hot Slut.

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