Wednesday, January 30th 2013
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 29th!
With his tail between his legs, Tim Tebow returned to his old haunting grounds to see if the Broncos needed a new tight end. - Lale
Runners-up:
Pin The Tail On The Honky - BaconSlut
Honey, we're gonna have to figure out a way to prove he's a service animal so we don't get stopped at the entrance every time. - City Barbie
After sharing her strange addiction to the world on tv, Lisa felt comfortable going for a rim job in the middle of the street. - Bubbly
Just in case a raccoon tail thong is NSFW, I've been the full picture behind the cut. GO!
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As the Chipotle chain grows, the market for natural food increases along with Chipotle's ability to stock the chain with a greater percentage of natural ingredients.solution erp
Yaaay I made it! awesome!
Congrats, sluts! This was fun :)
Congratulatory gropes to Lale, City Barbie and Bubbly! Danka, MK!
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Congrats, Lale, Bacon Slut, City Barbie, and Bubbly! Good ones!
edited - sorry!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Just another day for Jason London!
Does he have a tiger in his tank?
I know, I'm old! :(
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Are you reverse hairy happy to see me, or is that my sister's missing calico cat trying to escape from your finely toned ass cheeks?
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Gayton Manning
Some things just aren't meant to be tucked.
He's a lady in the street but a freak in the bed, I can tail.
Meeko the raccoon decides to Poke-A-Hot-Ass.
anybody notice the dude with the one leg in front of the tail guy?
Tails of the Unexpected.
It does exist!!! The picture proof of Richard Gere and the Gerbil!
Kanye's ass worms got game!
Ever since Mario rescued Princess Toadstool, the excitement has gone out of the relationship.
Baby wipes, people! Baby wipes! Mandatory in the Fury Household and yes, I'm an Arse Checker when I have to be. Them mini-Furies are still learnin'.
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Dark-sided!
If you use an inferior brand of TP don't be surprised if you get caught with towel-dingles in public.
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Don't start none and the'll be none.
Honey, I met the nicest guy - in the next bathroom stall, and he, knowing I was blind & out of paper, well the fella gave me the softest toilet paper I've ever known - in trade for only my walking stick & my green shorts. Oh yeah, and your game ticket.
A man who's truly taken Bam Margera's axiom of 'Bending My Dick To My Ass" to new depths.
"Brooke's Tail" tweeted Hulk Hogan
Miz Vav
Also, not a caption, but I am from Colorado. Broncos fans are totally insane. Way worse than Redskins or Cowboys fans.
After a few beers and a well-timed klonopin, Ralph started to feel more at ease about his Thong-Of-The-Month decision.
Ever since Elway retired, the Broncos totally suck ass.
Oh, so that's where Lindsay's career went.
Wife: "Try not to look all Cheshirey, for christ sake."
"Don't give me the side eye. You thought sending the cat after the gerbil was a good idea too!"
Wife: "That's nothing, I'm Gophering as we speak."
Does this tail make my ass look fat?
"Honey, the Merkin is supposed to go in the front."
Lamar was furious after finding out Khloe has been spending time with a man who is the same species as she is.
Dad put his foot down when he heard his daughter was dating a Coon!
"Abbey 'Roid." Not at all as well received as the original.
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Look who got a gymnastics lesson from Richard Gere! Not to be lumped in with all the others, but to be remembered for his uniqueness.
The Lesbeaver's latest attempt to be a real man is an epic fail.
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What's the problem? It's not like he is wearing socks with his sandals.
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♫I am smitten, You know me (yeah, you know me)
I could be your Frankenstein, My crush with eyeliner...♫
NEW RacStrapz:
Finally, a Jock Strap for the Raccoon lover in you.
"what crawled up your ass and died?"
The Davy Crockett Salad Tosser
Tim Tebow leaving Denver with a tail literally between his legs.
Pre-coming out photo of Rosie O'Donnell and date showing him who wore the pants in that relationship.
Hurry up Honey! The kids are waiting at home to play Pin the tail on the Jackass for Bobby's Birthday, we don't want to be late!!!
After sharing her strange addiction to the world on tv, Lisa felt comfortable going for a rim job in the middle of the street
So, that's where Jude Law hides his piece when he doesn't feel like wearing it.
Rosie O'Donnel's new pussy got some 'splaining to do.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
With his tail between his legs, Tim Tebow returned to his old haunting grounds to see if the Broncos needed a new tight end.
They've been trying to keep the cat on the down low ever since it chewed that man's leg off.
Gee honey, I hope the cat turns up soon.
"Actually, the worst problem with putting a gerbil up your ass is when you have a hungry cat..."
Terence Howard's nightmare: A pussy-licking man who forgot to wet wipe. Oh well - at least he can still get pegged by the guy with the cane!