Afternoon Crumbs

The top of Adrienne Bailon’s dress looks like two dirty lace maxi-pads. Elegant Look of the Day! - Hollywood Tuna 

Nothing gets between Daniel Craig and cardio, even snow – Lainey Gossip

Now some people in Australia know what KFed’s piece goes through when he cums – Towleroad

Penelope Cruz’s sister pulled a Murphy Brown – Celebitchy

I thought about it for a while, but yes, I’d still hit Paul Giamatti as The Rhino – The Superficial 

Olivia Wilde’s Dita Von Teese impersonation reminds me of that I Love Lucy episode where she played a spotlight whoring showgirl. Cool story, bro, I know – Drunken Stepfather

Topanga and Cory’s daughter has been found – ICYDK

Selena Gomez is really good at pumping gas – Popoholic

I really can’t wait until Taylor Swift writes a song about Diet Coke after it fucks a groupie and dumps her – Just Jared

This makes me miss Lucky Vanous – Jezebel

Elvira and Marilyn Manson’s drag queen love child has a new video – OMG Blog 

Pinch your taint, because your dream of seeing an old picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger munch on cooch is finally about to hit your eyes – IDLYTW

If Adele was Mrs. Doubtfire…. Yes, this might be the post that finally gets me to admit that I’ve had too much Internet – The Berry 

Amy Poehler is writing a picture book – The Frisky 

The most boring threesome ever. That bear agrees. – Popsugar

Russell Brand is the Norma Rae of the yoga world – Videogum

Rick Ross isn’t paranoid at all – Moe Jackson 

I’m pretty sure Kim Kardashian is having twins and she’s carrying one in each thigh - Moe Jackson

How many times do you think Jude Law has fapped into that giant Prince Charles Pez dispenser? – Cityrag

The Velvet Painting Awards: Prince on Billboard - Hollywood Rag