Open Post: Hosted By A Pussy Hair Eater

January 28, 2013 / Posted by:

Meet Lisa, a crazy human cat brush who can’t get enough of licking pussy and probably clogs up her toilet every time she shits out a massive-sized greasy hairball. (Note: Shitting out a hairball from having anal sex with hairy Robin Williams = OK! Shitting out a hairball from eating cat fur = NOT OKAY!)

On the season premiere of TLC’s My Strange Addiction, Lisa shares her love of nom nom nom-ing on fresh cat fur that she gets off of her sofa and licks off of her own pussy. Even though Lisa’s sister Andromeda (who I thought was Susan Powter for a second) thinks it’s gross and Lisa’s cat always has a PLEASE HELP ME look on its face, she still can’t get enough of eating dollops of puss hair and has to eat it all the time. Lisa’s favorite thing to do is to lick her cat’s body, but she does have some standards. Lisa refuses to lick her pussy’s butt. Yeah, so Lisa will lick her cat up, but won’t give it a rim job. Tease.

The grossest part of all of this is that Lisa doesn’t even put any ketchup or hot sauce on that puss fur. She just nibbles it plain. Sick.

If I had a bunch of cats, I’d be Lisa’s best friend. You know how much money I’d save on lint rollers and tape? Why take a lint roller to my black wool coat when Lisa can lick it clean? Why even pull out the vacuum when I can just invite Lisa over for dinner? Lisa should seriously turn her love of eating cat hair into a business. Every cat owner would pay her to lick up the hair stuck to their couch. Then she’d make enough money to buy imported lion fur, because you know imported lion fur is like the prime rib of pussy fur.

via Buzzfeed

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