Hugh Hefner's Secretary And The Playboy Mansion's House Mother Has Passed Away
For the past 40 years, Hugh Hefner has gone through dozens of blonde hos, several wives, hundreds of wet nurses and he's probably shed his lizard skin at least 1,000 times, but there's one thing in his life that hasn't changed and that's his personal secretary and right hand woman. Mary O'Connor was Hugh Hefner's personal secretary for 40 years and now she's in heaven giving love advice to the slutty blonde angels.
Last night, a single tear drop fell into Hef's tapioca pudding pack as he tweeted about the passing of his main confidante.
"Mary passed away today. We loved her more than words can say."
Kendra, Holly and Bridget also tweeted about Mary's passing.
Mary was in her 80s and had been in the hospital with the sicks for a while. Mary held down the office in the Playboy Mansion for a million years and worked for Hef even longer. Mary was regularly on Girls Next Door and she was the heart of the Playboy Mansion. She was a fresh, innocent, sweet flower in a garden full of whores.
Mary is now up in the heavens with Captain Bob. Yes, Captain Bob floated up to heaven too. Hugh Hefner is outliving them all. Hugh Hefner will outlive us all. Rest in peace, Mary.
via People
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RIP Lady Mary. :(
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Awwww. I worked with her. Hef must be devastated. RIP sweet, loyal Mary.
There must be a lot of bunnies peeing on that grass! Is that the best they can do? At the "mansion"? Fuckin' eyesore.
Hef is one half a step behind her.
Bet she's glad to be out of that skank pit.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
That place is still going? who gives a fuck? it says a lot that this lady died before hugh who must be about 300 yrs old by now.
she looks adorable in her sensible shoes, and like a lovely untouchable soul...some people retain their innocence no matter how much hell is around them..or debauchery, or just plain old skankiness...she seems like that type...the uglier her surroundings (by ugly I mean fake tittied, fake lipped, fake bootied)...she remained pure and untouchable...corny sounding, hell yeah, but she seems so damn sweet and kind of innocent.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 4:04pm.
Orangina -- OMG, Mary felt the same way I do about kids & babies. I love her even more!
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Haha! I know, I love Mary.
R.I.P Mary you were a sweet lady with a lot of
patience.
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Orangina -- OMG, Mary felt the same way I do about kids & babies. I love her even more!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
RIP.she was my favorite!
Muy triste! :( RIP Mary. Holly tweeted me once that Mary coundn't stand Crystal... I felt special :)
I'm going to go ahead and admit I looooved Girls Next Door. Mary was an awesome lady.
"She was a fresh, innocent, sweet flower in a garden full of whores." HAHAHAHA! OMG! Rest in peace Mary. Or as Kendra would serenade you, "What's up, what's up? What's up, what's up, what's up MARY!" Yes!
And Mary hated babies and kids in general, which is why she never had any. She held Kendra's son Hank once, and she was like "That's the longest I've ever held a baby. Alright, take him back." HA!
She was a very sweet lady, and the only woman to have ever entered the mansion who had a positive IQ. RIP, Mary.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
I always held out hope she'd outlive Hef and would write a true tell all about mansion life.
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"Look at this lamb, I'm going to make condoms out of it so that you can ride me until your pussy says 'baaaaaah.'"
~ASkars as channeled by Michael K
I think Detective LaToya should look into Mary's ... hidden assets. I hope she got the Hefner Journals into a safe place abroad.
Mary, give me a memoir from your grave, lady.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Shirley there are nudes of Mary.... perhaps another time. RIP Mary. :(
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
I only saw this show a couple of times and when I saw this lady my only thought was how tolerant she must be for a woman of her generation in THAT house.
RIP.
Aww R.I.P Mary. She was so sweet on Girls Next Door.
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"Paris Hilton is like a bowling ball: she's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter." - von3248 (1/12/08)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! WHY G-D?! WHYYY?!? *Dramatic Slow Wall Slide*
LOVED Her on "Girls Next Door" (Don't Judge! I loved Bridget on there) :( sadness
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Someone by the bar keeps looking at us dancing. I see him starring at me, I see what he wants be
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Submitted by ethang on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 2:41pm.
Probably the only woman with intelligence and common sense in that entire mansion. Ever.
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Probably? Undoubtedly! :)
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Indubitably!!
RIP Mary :,(
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"I'm doin ho activities, with ho energy. Ho's are my friends, ho's are my enemies."
Submitted by ethang on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 2:41pm.
Probably the only woman with intelligence and common sense in that entire mansion. Ever.
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Probably? Undoubtedly! :)
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
I watched the hos next door too. Mary was always there at her desk. She was a nice lady. R.I.P
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Probably the only woman with intelligence and common sense in that entire mansion. Ever.
Hot slut by proxy! RIP Mary.
@MissJane I used to watch it too. And Mary was always sweet and the best of them all. RIP Mary.
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
all those dumb ho's responding to his tweet trying to seem all concerned when all they really want is for their pic to catch Hef's rheumy eye...
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Props to Hugh for knowing a smart woman when he sees one and for having the good business sense to keep her around all these years. I'm sure he owes a lot of his success to her. Her loyalty to him tells me he must be a pretty decent guy after all.
*whips condom wrapper out of bathrobe pocket* --"WE need to talk..." Richie during the out of control summer of 2005
Probably more suited to be parish secretary. I sure hope Hugh didn't make her audition for the job back in the day.
that's the second tweet from Hef I have read today. they must wear him right out.....
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Watched Girls Next Door, and always thought Hef would end up marrying her (until they showed her husband). R.I.P.
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"Like the fatal blossom of the graceful jimson weed, I entice with my fragrance, but can provide no succor."
Awww. I watched too Miss Jane. Rip Mary. :(
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
RIP Mary. I can only imagine all the kinds of whorey fuckery this woman has witnessed over the years.
*a little jealous*
I mean the stories she could tell!
"She was a fresh, innocent, sweet flower in a garden full of whores." That's all that needs to be said. Poor Hef.
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"Vanity’s a business built to fleece the unique. Silicone and stars collide. The rest will fall in line. Just as beautiful as you are, it’s so pitiful what you are.You should have seen this coming all along."
I worked with Mary a few years back, such a sweet woman. RIP.
Awwww. I really liked her on the Girls Next Door (yes I watched - Don't judge). RIP Mary.
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