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The Lifetime Achievement Award that Dick Van Dyke got at the SAG Awards last night.
The SAG Awards are kind of like the third wheel in the awards show threesome. The Oscars and the Golden Globes get all the attention, so while they're going at it on the bed, the SAG Awards sits naked on a chair in the corner and watches them while sipping on watered down whiskey and stale pretzel sticks. But the SAGs one upped both the Oscars and Golden Globes this year by giving Dick Van Dyke a lifetime achievement award. Dick Van Dyke should get a lifetime achievement award every year for having two of life's greatest things in his name. (I would say that Dick Van Dyke has three of life's greatest things in his name, but even though you can sometimes buy ice cream in a van, many vans are really creepy and I wouldn't recommend walking next to a parked one late at night. Cross the street!)
Anyway, if you were stoned or had your mind set to "11-year-old" (or both, in my case) while watching the SAG Awards last night, then you might've been charmed by Dick Van Dyke's lifetime achievement award trophy. That trophy looks like a really excited watermelon! Or like half of a Mike and Ike.
Yes, it's the little things in life.
And I wonder if Dick Van Dyke took that trophy home and then tried to stick his peen in its crescent moon mouth? Yes, these are things I think about late at night.
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"That trophy looks like a really excited watermelon! "
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Mary Tyler Moore's joke about how DVD got his stage name (at 7:52)...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tucyc5U8cjE
How refreshing that they gave the award to someone with class and talent.
Submitted by CashewTime. on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 2:16pm.
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I caught just a glimpse of a movie the other day with her, Morey Amsterdam and Mel(?) in it. Something about Morey impersonating a russian astronaut. She always wore a bow in her hair as her signature.
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eat me tony kornheiser.
Enormously talented man, and he looks good still, at 86. I was wondering why he didn't take his award when he left the stage, Alec didn't even grab it for him when he followed him.
Did all y'alls know that Rose Marie was, in the 30s, singing and dancing sensation Baby Rose Marie?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7QTUKsy-p4
Count me amongst the Dick Van Dyke lovers. I use to watch that show as a kid on Nick@Nite, I think my favorite episode was when they went to that haunted cabin, and it turned out to be a trick for a candid camera like tv show.
I also loved Sally's song numbers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJQBql2K4R0
My favorite is "Crying out my heart for you"
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"Vanity’s a business built to fleece the unique. Silicone and stars collide. The rest will fall in line. Just as beautiful as you are, it’s so pitiful what you are.You should have seen this coming all along."
Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 10:21am.
It looks like the mask from that Jim Carrey movie The Mask...
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That's exactly what I was thinking too. Lmao!
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"Vanity’s a business built to fleece the unique. Silicone and stars collide. The rest will fall in line. Just as beautiful as you are, it’s so pitiful what you are.You should have seen this coming all along."
oh damn. I shoulda watched. I have a real and abiding fondness for Rob Petrie ... and those funny comics who worked with him at the ag agency. Good times, Dick Van Dyke!
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
And I wonder if Dick Van Dyke took that trophy home and then tried to stick his peen in its crescent moon mouth?
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MK I usually cut you a lot of slack, but WTF? That' creeping me out, man.
i will love this man -- my childhood future husband -- forever
@ Ophelia's evil twin: yaassssss Chitty Chitty Bang Bang! i always forget that one and it's such a fun movie
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
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"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I love him. The Dick Van Dyke show is still funny. I loved how Mary would always whine, 'Oh, Rooobb'.
Good on him. He is handsome still.
He did a great guest appearance on Sabrina The Teenage Witch. He was teaching Melissa Jone-Hart to tap dance. It was sweet. And he still had the moves.
LOVE this man. Such an adorable guy.
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Speaking of "Dicks" with funny last names. There is an insurance agency close to my house and it's run by the Burns brothers...Dick and Peter. WHY would you do that to your children?!?!? LOL
BTW: I share a b-day with Mr. Van Dyke along with Jamie Foxx, NeNe Leakes, and Taylor Swift (gave myself the side eye over that last one!)
@morningdew....i sense a tone in your post and don't know why...i'm happy you love dick van dyke...i like him too...
carry on...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
The SAGs were awful. Dicky van D was it's saving grace. Whoever thought to open the show with various cuts of "blah-blah-blah- I'm an actor!" must have been out of their minds. Not to mention it looked like it took place in a massive empty airline hanger.
Good for Dick. "The Dick Van Dyke Show" with Mary Tyler Moore, is still funny.
Dick still looks good. I only wondered at the end if he was goofing or having a senior moment, when he referred to Alec Baldwin as Tony Bennett. THAT was funny!
Dick is a recovering alcoholic, BTW.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Paquita on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 10:12am
Yeah, probably. Early evening most likely.
Submitted by Mel-Tang: "Can you imagine growing up today with a name that has dick AND dyke in it though??? I couldn't do it."
Awww. I'll never understand why anyone uses the nickname "Dick" for "Richard". I knew a guy named Dick Payne. Swear it. Why he didn't go by "Rick" or "Rich" or any other variation, I don't know. But "Dick"s usually have funny last names. Maybe they like to be remembered or something...
He has always seemed like a nice guy. Good for him.
Can you imagine growing up today with a name that has dick AND dyke in it though??? I couldn't do it.
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Congratulations to Dick Van Dyke on his Lifetime Achievement Award.It's about f'ing time. I love this man! Great actor, comic and all around nice guy. Had the pleasure of meeting him a few years ago and what a sweetheart he is. And for those saying he's 86 and his wife is 41, she's actually 44 and they are two consenting adults and it's THEIR businss so who the f&* cares?! Worry about your own damn lives. There is nothing that can change my mind about this man. Love him!
“Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened” - Anatole France
Love him.
He looks great for 86!
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"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK
I was impressed with how agile and lively he was going up the steps to get his award. Holy Cow
He was fantastic in Mary Poppins.
He still has a great speaking voice for an 86 year old man. He moves around really well too. I would never have guessed that he was that old.
It looks like the mask from that Jim Carrey movie The Mask...
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
An excited watermelon!! LOL
mike! Glad to catch you. Hadn't seen you and wanted to tell you about the places you can visit in mah city.
Are you gonna be round for open post?
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
lol@"half of a Mike and Ike"
@agirl...ha! i posted about dickie married to young stuff before i read your post!
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
i just read in yesterday's paper that dick has a 41 year old wife...he's 86!
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
DVD, I still would.
"Chim chimny chim chimney chim chim cheroo..."
DvD is married to some chick who is like 50 years younger than he is. For real! And that's all I know.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 9:27am.
*trips over ottoman into thread*
LOL but sometimes he tricked us and scooted around it....
Bang bang chitty chitty bang bang our fine four fendered friend.... ;)
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Yeah, DVD! He had kewl initials before they were kewl. I read his autobio, which was totally vanilla. No escandalo. His niece does porn, though.
Meh. He made me happy as Burt in Mary Poppins. He was a dancin' fool.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK